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A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Harrykkk(m): 10:41am On Jun 14, 2016
Requirements:

Under 26 Years of Age.

With in-depth knowledge of Responsive Web Design and modern web technologies such as HTML5, Javascript and CSS.

Contact:

Send your CV with the subject "CV" to kingsley@idevworks.com
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 11:36am On Jun 14, 2016
Ah wait, me i don 56 (at least for electronic age system) already o, and i dont even have CV for that matter. I therefore, disqualify myself. . . .
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by talk2hb1(m): 3:35pm On Jun 14, 2016
dhtml18:
Ah wait, me i don 56 (at least for electronic age system) already o, and i dont even have CV for that matter. I therefore, disqualify myself. . . .
Same Here just 101YEAR old grin grin grin I may be 25YEaR old Last Year undecided
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by CodeHouse: 3:50pm On Jun 14, 2016
Harrykkk:

Requirements:

Under 26 Years of Age.

With in-depth knowledge of Responsive Web Design and modern web technologies such as HTML5, Javascript and CSS.

Contact:

Send your CV with the subject "CV" to kingsley@idevworks.com

Idevworks rings a bell, oh owner of smslive247.com.. freelance here
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 4:09pm On Jun 14, 2016
talk2hb1:

Same Here just 101YEAR old grin grin grin I may be 25YEaR old Last Year undecided
So you are saying that you are e-older than me be that?
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by talk2hb1(m): 5:50pm On Jun 14, 2016
dhtml18:

So you are saying that you are e-older than me be that?
Yes Papa grin grin
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 5:53pm On Jun 14, 2016
talk2hb1:

Yes Papa grin grin
Kai, @op, how far now? we sef sabi the work now?
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by talk2hb1(m): 5:55pm On Jun 14, 2016
dhtml18:

Kai, @op, how far now? we sef sabi the work now?
We are too old to be employeed grin
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 7:12pm On Jun 14, 2016
talk2hb1:

We are too old to be employeed grin
Chai, see as this life come tough o. Wetin age got to do with programming ehn? them no no say na with age experience dey come?
Okay o, make them go employ fresh graduate wey never get experience.

The first job e go do for them, DDOS + XSS + Inclusion attack ==== site don die, and the developer no go even understand how the site even die.
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by talk2hb1(m): 7:27pm On Jun 14, 2016
dhtml18:

Chai, see as this life come tough o. Wetin age got to do with programming ehn? them no no say na with age experience dey come?
Okay o, make them go employ fresh graduate wey never get experience.

The first job e go do for them, DDOS + XSS + Inclusion attack ==== site don die, and the developer no go even understand how the site even die.
I need to speak with the president, right away. The OP is stereotype as well as promoting unemployment, he his discriminating against us based on age. I need a Lawyer

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Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jun 14, 2016
talk2hb1:

I need to speak with the president, right away. The OP is stereotype as well as promoting unemployment, he his discriminating against us based on age. I need a Lawyer
I believe we need to charge the OP to a mobile court for age discrimination. Is 26 years the official retirement age of programmers or what?
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by pumpindkay(m): 7:38pm On Jun 14, 2016
Harrykkk:

Requirements:

Under 26 Years of Age.

With in-depth knowledge of Responsive Web Design and modern web technologies such as HTML5, Javascript and CSS.

Contact:

Send your CV with the subject "CV" to kingsley@idevworks.com

They need someone to cheat and give peanut to take home as salary. Me nah 130 years
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 8:04pm On Jun 14, 2016
pumpindkay:


They need someone to cheat and give peanut to take home as salary. Me nah 130 years

Na true you talk jor
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by guru01(m): 8:39pm On Jun 14, 2016
dhtml18:

I believe we need to charge the OP to a mobile court for age discrimination. Is 26 years the official retirement age of programmers or what?
Bros u too funny at times.
I tire oooo.
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 8:51pm On Jun 14, 2016
guru01:

Bros u too funny at times.
I tire oooo.
Ah, na true i dey talk o.
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by sleepingdemon: 11:12pm On Jun 14, 2016
The guy sef dey find front end developer, e say na web developer....never knew html, css and Javascript is equals web developer.
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 11:33pm On Jun 14, 2016
sleepingdemon:
The guy sef dey find front end developer, e say na web developer....never knew html, css and Javascript is equals web developer.
#word
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by D34lw4p(m): 11:49pm On Jun 14, 2016
Oh! 26years! Runs from thread to open www.nct.com.ng
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 12:17am On Jun 15, 2016
D34lw4p:
Oh! 26years! Runs from thread to open www.nct.com.ng
Hahahaha, that is the way to go
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 7:11pm On Jun 15, 2016
sleepingdemon:
The guy sef dey find front end developer, e say na web developer....never knew html, css and Javascript is equals web developer.
Depends, if you use node.js. And isn't JavaScript a web language?
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by sleepingdemon: 11:39pm On Jun 15, 2016
duvie92:
Depends, if you use node.js. And isn't JavaScript a web language?
oga, i can bet the op dosent even know what node.js/npm is, im sure the javascript he is talking about does not pass jqwery/javascript, o.p if u know what ejs, handlebars, jade is, ill retract this statement and use multer inside php apps.
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by talk2hb1(m): 4:10am On Jun 16, 2016
dhtml18:

Chai, see as this life come tough o. Wetin age got to do with programming ehn? them no no say na with age experience dey come?
Okay o, make them go employ fresh graduate wey never get experience.

The first job e go do for them, DDOS + XSS + Inclusion attack ==== site don die, and the developer no go even understand how the site even die.
Permission to engage in DDOS && XSS && ehm!!!.............ehm!!.............ehm!
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 9:49am On Jun 16, 2016
This OP doesnt know what he is writing or is a joke.
Re: A Web Developer Is Needed Urgently. by Nobody: 10:57am On Jun 16, 2016
talk2hb1:

Permission to engage in DDOS && XSS && ehm!!!.............ehm!!.............ehm!
Go ahead please. . .

mbatuku2:
This OP doesnt know what he is writing or is a joke.
O yeah, a real joker. . .

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