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Breaking News - NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE by ideology(m): 12:49pm On Jun 16, 2016
NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE.

The Nigerian Govt. has decided to join the EU based on the number of Nigerian citizens in the UK.

The President has ordered the brightest scientists to increase efforts to finish the teleportation bridge that connects Lagos to London.

Similar efforts are underway to connect :
Abiriba to Aberdeen
Enugu to Edinburgh
Port Harcourt to Portsmouth
Ibadan to Ipswich
Kaduna to Kettering
Okepopo to Okehampton
Lekki to Lewisham
Ebute Metta to Ebfleet
Egbeda to Elephant & Castle
Iponri to Peckham
Mushin To Brikstin
Ekiti to Essex
Gbagada to Gibraltar
Ikorodu to Cambridge
Warri to Watford
Benin to Birmingham
Maiduguri to Manchester.
Sambisa to Sandhurst
Sokoto to Southampton.
Ketu to Kent
Surulere to Surrey
Borno to Bournemouth

LONG LIVE NIGERIA !

..........Reporting live from Olumo Rock Villa

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Re: Breaking News - NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE by ideology(m): 1:38pm On Jun 25, 2016
grin clamming everywhere #Brexit
Re: Breaking News - NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE by sumborri: 2:15pm On Jun 25, 2016
Am sure u had a finger in ur anus, thus due to excitation ur brain produced this garbage. Go and sleep
Re: Breaking News - NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE by Nobody: 3:24pm On Jun 25, 2016
Dude, it doesn't change anything a monkey in Lagos remains a monkey in London

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Re: Breaking News - NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE by ideology(m): 4:06pm On Jun 25, 2016
tongue tongue tongue am catching fun, you are vexing lol vex de go
sumborri:
Am sure u had a finger in ur anus, thus due to excitation ur brain produced this garbage. Go and sleep
Re: Breaking News - NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE by sumborri: 4:12pm On Jun 25, 2016
ideology:
tongue tongue tongue am catching fun, you are vexing lol vex de go
I dey catch fun too. U ma vex dey go. Lol

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Re: Breaking News - NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE by staymore: 4:34pm On Jun 25, 2016
When the teleportation bridge is connected from Bornu to Bournemouth you can then wake up from your world of imagination.

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Re: Breaking News - NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE by ideology(m): 8:27pm On Jun 25, 2016
ok na grin grin grin grin
sumborri:
I dey catch fun too. U ma vex dey go. Lol
Re: Breaking News - NIGERIA TO REPLACE UK IN EUROPE by richidinho(m): 8:31pm On Jun 25, 2016
Na so madness dey start play play

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