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5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by Nobody: 7:26pm On Jun 16, 2016
Being gifted in coital arts can be a really important element of your life. It boosts your confidence and keeps you happy all the time. The fact that you are good at ‘The Art Of Lovemaking’ is a great achievement by itself because that’s not a skill many people are lucky to have. Trying to figure out whether you are good in bed can be tricky. Most partners won’t tell you if you are horrible. They’ll just dump you, cheat on you or avoid having sex with you. Sometimes the best you can do is hope that you are at least better than average.
Don’t worry though, Bigmillz always tells it like it is. Here are the signs you can try out a career as a porn star if you ever lose your job.

(1) Your Exes keep coming back and your one night stands get attached
You meet someone in the club or online, you agree to have a one-time sexcapade with them but the next day, your accomplice in bedroom warfare starts calling you and filling your Whatsapp with meaningless texts. They miss you.. This is a sign you did a good job.
Your exes also tend to go away then they get partners who are poor in bed, then they come back to woo you again, begging. Wonder why? It’s because what you gave them was so good.

(2) Your partners are always wanting a couple of rounds in bed
You just finished the first round but after a few minutes your partner wants more. You are tired but she wants you to bury your penis in her again. This may mean that you are doing it so good that they want you to keep it coming. No one wants good things to stop. But if your partner rushes to pick up their clothes immediately and says they have an urgent thing to do, then the ‘meal’ was probably not good to begin with.

(3) Your partners are always in an excellent mood after lungula
If your partners are always sulking or frowning after a sex session, then you probably suck in bed. Did they also give you plenty of instructions? Something like “Oh, baby. Right there. No wait. There. No. Over there.” Your technique needs some serious work if you are the kind that makes your bae act like an air traffic controller or a Kindergarten Teacher, you need to improve. Beasts don’t need instructions. But if your partners always seem so happy after every encounter, then you are the don yoh. Or for the ladies, you are the angel yoh.

(4) Your partner makes a lot of bodily movements during sex
I am not talking about those silly chicks who keep travelling all over the bed like they are David Livingstone exploring Africa. I am talking about cool bodily movements. I am talking about eye rolling shaking and wriggling around like a fish out of water. They are not just stagnant
A physical sign that your partner is in complete ecstasy is if they’re clenching their hands and feet. When you see you bae doing this, take it a sign they are holding on for dear life because the pleasure is killing them. What you’re doing might be a little too good

(5) You are not afraid of sexual topics
You are not the kind of person who cringes when you see ‘Bigmillz’s Tales’ or articles such as this one. You actually love them because they help you improve your game. You are also not afraid of discussing sex issues with your friends and sexting with someone you like. Most people who pretend to be holy or too decent to read or watch anything sexual are awful in bed because they have no skills. They have never bothered to learn. They think sex is just about the insertion of a penis into a vagina
All good things in life take work. Just like you need to hit the gym if you need to get a six pack an you need to study to pass exams, you also need to work at sex if you want to be a beast in bed

Bigmillz

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Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jun 16, 2016
Going by these 5 den I'm not a beast in bed... Am a MONSTER. smiley
Pardon me for blowing my trumpet,but l've turned ''nuns'' to nymphs.
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by naijaboiy: 8:23pm On Jun 16, 2016
LOL!
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by Adasun(m): 8:27pm On Jun 16, 2016
beast



If any gal c beast for bed,no be to tear racecheesy cheesy
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by Snowprince306(m): 10:49pm On Jun 16, 2016
Adasun:
beast




If any gal c beast for bed,no be to tear racecheesy cheesy
Bro no offence, but how old are you

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Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by Walexsammy(m): 11:22pm On Jun 16, 2016
Am definitely on track then tongue grin cool

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Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by WebSurfer(m): 11:36pm On Jun 16, 2016
What if all she does is scream almost everytime too loud to make you thank goodness you dont have neighbours close?
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by WebSurfer(m): 11:39pm On Jun 16, 2016
But sex is not everything o my brother.
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by Purpletee(f): 11:53pm On Jun 16, 2016
am a beast...them don forget to lock my cage...

this is NOT ycee and olamide..

purpletee was here grin
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by tosyne2much(m): 11:58pm On Jun 16, 2016
As I never kuku bleep babe before make I kuku dey dis thread dey read comments cool
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by okuneddie(m): 12:02am On Jun 17, 2016
tosyne2much:
As I never kuku bleep babe before make I kuku dey dis thread dey read comments cool


haba bros why u dey lie and what are u still doing by this time......the last one is for u cos u are not afraid of any sexual topic.....Na 10 go always start am
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by tosyne2much(m): 12:40am On Jun 17, 2016
okuneddie:



haba bros why u dey lie and what are u still doing by this time......the last one is for u cos u are not afraid of any sexual topic.....Na 10 go always start am
I dey read book since ni jawe, I come say make I fire nairaland small cheesy


I will see to it egbon cheesy

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Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by dyadeleye(m): 3:32am On Jun 17, 2016
Purpletee:
am a beast...them don forget to lock my cage...

this is NOT ycee and olamide..

purpletee was here grin

Abegi, no be by mere mouth
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by gohzieh(m): 4:53am On Jun 17, 2016
You need to study your woman also to find those things that get her crazy! Is not only by insertion once you are patience enough to foreplace and is as wet as the word wet, dip your hands into her mouth and feel how cold it is then I think you have succeeded in putting in on fantasy speed then you can pound for all I care!

My ex was all over me till she got married! Until now she chats me up and asks for some rounds. I'm a virgin now
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by FlySly05: 9:20am On Jun 17, 2016
Thebachelor:
Going by these 5 den I'm not a beast in bed... Am a MONSTER. smiley

Pardon me for blowing my trumpet,but l've turned ''nuns'' to nymphs.



I believe you brother but just don't let me sight you near Scooby. That's my female canine else na chopping tinz ooo. Lol
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jun 17, 2016
FlySly05:



I believe you brother but just don't let me sight you near Scooby. That's my female canine else na chopping tinz ooo. Lol

Lol,

brother rule #5; thy shall not toast a brother's punteh.

I'm loyal to the brother's code bro.....
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by FlySly05: 3:38pm On Jun 17, 2016
Thebachelor:


Lol,

brother rule #5; thy shall not toast a brother's punteh.

I'm loyal to the brother's code bro.....


Nice one brother. Loyal to the Bro Code. cool
Thebachelor:


Lol,

brother rule #5; thy shall not toast a brother's punteh.

I'm loyal to the brother's code bro.....


Nice one brother. Loyal to the Bro Code.
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by Adasun(m): 7:38pm On Jun 17, 2016
Snowprince306:
Bro no offence, but how old are you
bros no vex but i think ur bucal cavity stil contains milk teethundecided undecided

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Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by ivyT(f): 9:01pm On Jun 17, 2016
Wot are they doing in dat picture cry
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by pbs4real(m): 9:14pm On Jun 17, 2016
ivyT:
Wot are they doing in dat picture cry
shoro niyen?

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Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by pbs4real(m): 9:15pm On Jun 17, 2016
Purpletee:
am a beast...them don forget to lock my cage...

this is NOT ycee and olamide..

purpletee was here grin
pix or u knw the rest
Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by Nobody: 11:20pm On Jun 17, 2016
ivyT:
Wot are they doing in dat picture cry
wink

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Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by Nobody: 11:20pm On Jun 17, 2016
ivyT:
Wot are they doing in dat picture cry
sexing

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Re: 5 Signs You Are A Beast In Bed by swtdrms(m): 11:31pm On Jun 17, 2016
Op....pls it seems u re a consultant on this topic. Pls how do i reduce being a beast? Its not helping anylonger. The gal i have now can't endure it and i end up not satisfied.

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