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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 4:34am On Feb 19, 2017
You have made alot of presumptions op

- That the earth is spherical, undecided

- That the mountains had their current height - even modern science doesn't support this,

- That modern science is unquestionable. I mean that drop of water for the entire earth? does it include the frozen waters of the Arctic, Antarctic and the deep sees? How about subterranean waters?

- aquatic animals on the ship? Seriously? undecided
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Collyno82(m): 9:54am On Feb 19, 2017
HardMirror:

And how high were the flood waters?
We are talking about flood waters that covered a mountain that is over 5000meters high do you even have an idea how high that is?

Why I said to understand you must have 4 things

1. The bible
2. Ability to read and understand english
3. Common sense
4. Sincerity

You obviously lack 3 out of this 4. Your guess is as good as mine.

Do you know what sea level is? Do you know what it means when an area is above or below sea level?

Some areas are usually a few meters below sea level usually not much maybe 5meters. If a flood happens in such an area, the water won't spread out if the flood height is below 5meters.
Such a flood will cover houses but it is contained. But we are talking of 5,000 METERS!!!! here. Such a water will cover the whole world except mountains taller than 5000 meters. There is no place on land that is even 100meters below sea level. Talkless of 5000 meters.

The problem is christianity and most religions are founded on stubbornness and stupidity. You see obvious facts but are determined to remain foolish. Why? Because you think if there is one God that would punish you if you dare question the bible.

Sometimes a man has to pause and think about his life. Is my belief founded on truth?
Imagine people who worship trees, rocks, imagine the greeks who worshiped Apollo, Zeus and those gods we all know are not real. Imagine Romans who worshiped jupiter. Imagin Indians who worship AmonRa (the monkey god)

Take a moment and imagine all these people, they would all defend their gods even tho you and I know those gods are nothing but myths.
Now do you think your god is different? You think those people don't experience "miracles" in their religions too?

Fear will keep you ignorant. Stay ignorant if it makes you feel safe
A fool has said in his heart that there is no God.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 9:31pm On Feb 19, 2017
HardMirror:

To be able to comment meaningfully to on this thread you need the following.

1. A Bible
2. Ability to read and understand English
3. Common sense
4. Sincerity

Now let me assume you have this 4 things. Go back to your bible.

- the bible clearly states that the waters rose and covered ALL the mountains.
Ok ok, let's follow your logic. Let's assume it was only refering to mountains around where noah was. Do you thing such volume of water won't spread around the world? Water will all ways find it's level and for that height it is sure to cover the whole earth.

- the bible clearly mentions MT. Ararat. This mountain is 5000meters high and the ark landed on this mountain. This mountain would have been one of the mountains that the bible said was covered completely.

Now can you see you are not making sense?




Have I made sense? yes and am I still making sense yes. grin

What you call wisdom is foolishness before you can all start to make sense you have to have what The Bible calls " the fear of God" and since your "logical" sense says there is no God then how can u fear someone who doesn't exist in your thinking. THE FEAR OF GOD IS THE BEGINING OF WISDOM"

Now have you read somewhere where the egyptians denied the ten plagues the Bible recorded that God punished Egypt with? Have any Egyptian achaeologist or historian deny the bible account of the red sea crossing. Rather some of the facts are part of their national history. That means the history is authentic.

Now if God could part the sea and make a wall of water either side which is not possible or logical to your common sense then He could cause water to be that high and create a wall of it where ever he wants the flood to reach. I know you will not understand because the wisdom of God is foolishness to the world. And mind you the Ark of Noah has been found on the same mountain the Bible said it landed. Do your research. If an object that big could be found on the mountain top then who are you to deny the authenticity of The Word of God.
Get saved today and stop your journey towards eternal damnation.

Peace
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Augustap(f): 10:33pm On Feb 19, 2017
HardMirror:
PENGUINS
[img]http://www.animalia-life.com/image.php?pic=/data_images/penguin/penguin7.jpg[/img]

Penguins are ONLY found in icy regions of the southernmost parts of the earth. Such as Antarctica, southern africa and america and very cold icy islands around this regions.

PLEASE how did Two penguins walk across Africa and the great hot deserts along the way toward mesopotamia where Noah's ark was?

Then after the flood how did they walk back?

Penguins can't fly and only eat fish

What fish were they eating on the journey?

Think...
When you read of obatala and the greek gods, you lAugh at how ridiculous the stories are. Take a moment to think about the origin of the bible and what you hold as truth, how different is it from tales of other religions you laugh at?
Come to think of this op, sea creatures needs water to survive, God gave them enough through the rain, do you think they were in the boat, if in your own opinion they were not in the boat, start calculating afresh and subtract sea creatures.
grin
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Augustap(f): 10:41pm On Feb 19, 2017
So you just sat at home and decided to calculate this kind of comprehensive issue of such magnanimity. I just hope it helps recession or else... cheesy grin grin

Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 12:49am On Feb 20, 2017
Augustap:

Come to think of this op, sea creatures needs water to survive, God gave them enough through the rain, do you think they were in the boat, if in your own opinion they were not in the boat, start calculating afresh and subtract sea creatures.
grin
You obviously know nothing about biology.
- I did not calculate aquatic animals
- secondly do you know anything about salt water and fresh water creatures? Go figure and then ponder on how they would have survived the flood.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by ramonchang(m): 5:58pm On Mar 31, 2018
Ah..stumbled upon this thread yesterday(still reading) and it is so clear we Africans still have a long way to go ..funny thing is we have not even started angry.

I ll go straight to the point. story of noah is a copy n paste of epic of gilgamesh..a poem from babylonia which is itself a copy n paste of epic of atra hasis which is also a copy n paste of a story about ziusudra of shurrupak...
Here is a link to a youtube video to get you started


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_um69RqBpSw

Do your own research n with open mind ye shall see the truth n the truth shall set you free grin....bible is not a revelation from some god, it is a story book.. a very interesting one though

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Aaronsrod: 6:05pm On Mar 31, 2018
ramonchang:
Ah..stumbled upon this thread yesterday(still reading) and it is so clear we Africans still have a long way to go ..funny thing is we have not even started angry.

I ll go straight to the point. story of noah is a copy n paste of epic of gilgamesh..a poem from babylonia which is itself a copy n paste of epic of atra hasis which is also a copy n paste of a story about ziusudra of shurrupak...
Here is a link to a youtube video to get you started


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_um69RqBpSw

Do your own research n with open mind ye shall see the truth n the truth shall set you free grin....bible is not a revelation from some god, it is a story book.. a very interesting one though



LIES from the pit of Hell!! Satan has planted this stories to spread confusion! We are the sons daughters and coheirs of Noah and Davids line. If the Bible is not true how come we have male and female of every animal?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by thundafire: 10:19pm On Mar 31, 2018
HardMirror:
The Ridiculous number of animals noah had to save
Noah was to save all the animals on earth.
It is estimated that there are over 7.7 million animal species on earth!


Insects alone accounts for about 950,000 of this
Let's take the average weight of an insect to be 10 grammes, that is about 9,500kg and they were taken male and female so that is multiplied by 2 which give 19,000. That is 19tonnes for insects only.
At least 1,900,000 insects were in the ark.
There are 12,000 different species of ants alone!


Over 1,100 different types of rodents ; rats, mice, chimpmunks, rabbits etc
So at least 2,200 rodents were on board



There are 5 species of elephants
So at least 10 elephants were on board

There are over 50 types of goat and sheeps

The list goes on and on

So in the end 7.7 million species on the ark

Unclean animals must be in twos

All birds must be in 7pairs (14 birds)

All clean animals must be in 7 pairs (14 animals)

So this means the number of animals on board must have been over 20 million or even as much as 40 million!!!!


PLease how would 20 million animals breath inside the ark? What will they eat? What happens to their urine and feaces ?

I wonder were brains are kept, Noah gathered wat he can and God directed dey other animals to dey ark
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by thundafire: 10:20pm On Mar 31, 2018
HardMirror:
The Ridiculous number of animals noah had to save
Noah was to save all the animals on earth.
It is estimated that there are over 7.7 million animal species on earth!


Insects alone accounts for about 950,000 of this
Let's take the average weight of an insect to be 10 grammes, that is about 9,500kg and they were taken male and female so that is multiplied by 2 which give 19,000. That is 19tonnes for insects only.
At least 1,900,000 insects were in the ark.
There are 12,000 different species of ants alone!


Over 1,100 different types of rodents ; rats, mice, chimpmunks, rabbits etc
So at least 2,200 rodents were on board



There are 5 species of elephants
So at least 10 elephants were on board

There are over 50 types of goat and sheeps

The list goes on and on

So in the end 7.7 million species on the ark

Unclean animals must be in twos

All birds must be in 7pairs (14 birds)

All clean animals must be in 7 pairs (14 animals)

So this means the number of animals on board must have been over 20 million or even as much as 40 million!!!!


PLease how would 20 million animals breath inside the ark? What will they eat? What happens to their urine and feaces ?

was der an Albino in dey ark if No can u explain y der is Albino now on earth
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 10:24pm On Mar 31, 2018
HardMirror:
You will find the story of Noah and the Flood in the book of Genesis Chpt 6,7 and 8.

These are the 3 chapters I will be quoting from.

The synopsis of this story is that people became very evil, God regretted creating man, God found Noah to be the only righteous man, God saves Noah and his family by revealing the impending plan to flood the earth. Noah builds ark, rain falls and flood the earth. Noah and his family along with all animals with him survives.

Before we go far, the BIG QUESTION IS, COULD THIS HAVE EVER happened? Could the whole earth be truly covered by water?

GENESIS 7:18-20 "18 The waters rose and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the surface of the water. 19 They rose greatly on the earth, and all the high mountains under the entire heavens were covered. 20 The waters rose and covered the mountains to a depth of more than fifteen cubits"

Wonderful!

For us to accept this we must Note verse 19 that says the water covers ALL mountains under the heavens INCLUDING mount EVEREST that is 8,800 meters tall!

How much water will be needed for this to be achieved?

CALCULATION
Volume of water above all mountains = (Volume of earth+water above highest peak)V2 - (volume of earth)V1

volume of a sphere, V=4/3πr³.

Radius of the Earth is 6,371KM

V1= 1,083,642,907,017.5 Cubic kilometers

To get V2 we must add the height of the highest peak which is mount Everest(which is 8.8km) to the radius of the earth at sea level.
R2= 6,371 + 8.8 = 6,379.8KM

Using the formula V=4/3πr³.

V2=1,088,139,486,240.6 Cubic Kilometer (which will be the new volume of the earth when totally covered with water)

So the added volume is V2-V1
=4,496,579,223.1 Cubic kilometers of water!

Stay tuned we just got started

See this one, you thing the scriptures is answerable to human logic and reason

Even scientists and researchers have concluded that the story was true, google it to see that the ark which Noah made was found on a mountain in northern part of Turkey today.

The story in the bible even said the ark rested on a hill after which the flood had subsided.

Please and please, if you find it difficult to believe what the Scriptures says don't use it to hinder others from believing with your logical reasoning thinking you are wise.

If you have something you belief in go ahead and serve it, after all God won't impose himself on human.

We are(human) a free moral agent.
You can serve or worship whatever you you like but don't use baseless logics to turn others away from accepting the truth
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by LordReed(m): 8:54am On Oct 27, 2018
Very good analysis. Fairytale believers should read and consider.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CAPSLOCKED: 12:12pm On Oct 27, 2018
HardMirror:
Unclean animals must be in twos

All birds must be in 7pairs (14 birds)

All clean animals must be in 7 pairs (14 animals)


SO THIS GUY AFTER CREATING ALL ANIMALS DECIDED TO BAN SOME AND CALLED THEM UNCLEAN, JUST THE SAME WAY HE CREATED MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE, BUT MADE A VERY TERRIBLE MISTAKE WHICH NEEDED TO BE CORRECTED CENTURIES LATER BY CUTTING OFF A PORTION OF MALE BABIES PENĮSES. grin
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 7:16pm On Oct 28, 2018
HardMirror:
You will find the story of Noah and the Flood in the book of Genesis Chpt 6,7 and 8.

These are the 3 chapters I will be quoting from.

The synopsis of this story is that people became very evil, God regretted creating man, God found Noah to be the only righteous man, God saves Noah and his family by revealing the impending plan to flood the earth. Noah builds ark, rain falls and flood the earth. Noah and his family along with all animals with him survives.

Before we go far, the BIG QUESTION IS, COULD THIS HAVE EVER happened? Could the whole earth be truly covered by water?

GENESIS 7:18-20 "18 The waters rose and increased greatly on the earth, and the ark floated on the surface of the water. 19 They rose greatly on the earth, and all the high mountains under the entire heavens were covered. 20 The waters rose and covered the mountains to a depth of more than fifteen cubits"

Wonderful!

For us to accept this we must Note verse 19 that says the water covers ALL mountains under the heavens INCLUDING mount EVEREST that is 8,800 meters tall!

How much water will be needed for this to be achieved?

CALCULATION
Volume of water above all mountains = (Volume of earth+water above highest peak)V2 - (volume of earth)V1

volume of a sphere, V=4/3πr³.

Radius of the Earth is 6,371KM

V1= 1,083,642,907,017.5 Cubic kilometers

To get V2 we must add the height of the highest peak which is mount Everest(which is 8.8km) to the radius of the earth at sea level.
R2= 6,371 + 8.8 = 6,379.8KM

Using the formula V=4/3πr³.

V2=1,088,139,486,240.6 Cubic Kilometer (which will be the new volume of the earth when totally covered with water)

So the added volume is V2-V1
=4,496,579,223.1 Cubic kilometers of water!

Stay tuned we just got started
This is great and faith strengthening indeed!
So you can calculate the volume of water that could have covered all the mountains!
Please i'm really interested in your research. Can you also calculate the volume of water that was iced in both the North Pole and South Pole of the earth
Because the same story said "God send a heavy wind to make the water subside" {Genesis 8:1} Can you please tell us what will happen if all the ice both in the Artic and Atartic poles disolves?
My friend,if you're doubting the authenticity of the Bible, please don't worry yourself by going far just approach one of God's Witnesses. Our work is to help anyone as in ANYONE having doubts about the authenticity of HIS messages to mankind as found in the Bible. Isaiah 43:10-13
There is NO intelligent being today that we can't answer his/her questions regarding the word from our God "JEHOVAH"! Isaiah 54:17 Psalms 83:18
Thanks for giving me the privilege to help others perhaps you're not yet convinced yourself, so if you're still doubting and you feel like making further enquiries please don't hesitate to ask questions! Matthew 7:7

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by capitalzero: 8:31pm On Oct 28, 2018
I have a fundamental belief in the Bible as the Word of God, written by those who were inspired. I study the Bible daily.-Isaac Newton
Op thinks he is smarter than Isaac Newton.fools everywhere
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by capitalzero: 8:36pm On Oct 28, 2018
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. Theodore Roosevelt definely op lacks bible knowledge
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by realmindz: 8:20pm On Nov 01, 2018
Aaronsrod:


LIES from the pit of Hell!! Satan has planted this stories to spread confusion! We are the sons daughters and coheirs of Noah and Davids line. If the Bible is not true how come we have male and female of every animal?
lol, what manner of clown is this
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 9:22pm On Nov 01, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:


SO THIS GUY AFTER CREATING ALL ANIMALS DECIDED TO BAN SOME AND CALLED THEM UNCLEAN, JUST THE SAME WAY HE CREATED MAN IN HIS OWN IMAGE, BUT MADE A VERY TERRIBLE MISTAKE WHICH NEEDED TO BE CORRECTED CENTURIES LATER BY CUTTING OFF A PORTION OF MALE BABIES PENĮSES. grin

Ban? how?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 10:45pm On Nov 01, 2018
The stories were written by men who lived all their lives as citizens of one country, they never discover that there are places where the waters were locked up as ice! Not until Christopher Columbus traveled around the globe! So whoever claims to be truly intelligent should think deeply before condemning what those men penned down. Undoubtedly they were inspired by someone far greater and much more intelligent than all those who have ever lived on this planet! wink wink
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by jrobbins: 10:02am On Nov 02, 2018
DesChyko:
Well, from a mathematician's point of view, irrespective of how realistic your views are, it is not enough to shut my brains out to possibilities. The possibility that even after a forest fire, you'ld find that green seedling survived what trees couldn't. The possibility that the school dunce wins the social gathering prize. Defies logic but it's reality. That's what we call Epsilon €, the unexplained random variable. The little insignificant that effects big changes in the long run, sequel to the rule that error moves in a triangular pattern.

Lol

Many non mathematicians would applaud this.

Unexplained r.v is an error term. It has no "pattern" of movement. Whatever that even means
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by LordReed(m): 2:57pm On Nov 02, 2018
TATIME:
The stories were written by men who lived all their lives as citizens of one country, they never discover that there are places where the waters were locked up as ice! Not until Christopher Columbus traveled around the globe! So whoever claims to be truly intelligent should think deeply before condemning what those men penned down. Undoubtedly they were inspired by someone far greater and much more intelligent than all those who have ever lived on this planet! wink wink

LoL! This your theory holds no water (pun intended). The story does not mention ice at the polar regions so why are you referring to it.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 11:05pm On Nov 08, 2018
LordReed:


LoL! This your theory holds no water (pun intended). The story does not mention ice at the polar regions so why are you referring to it.
even if it does, would the waters rise above all mountains?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 9:02am On Nov 09, 2018
LordReed:


LoL! This your theory holds no water (pun intended). The story does not mention ice at the polar regions so why are you referring to it.
You're correct!

Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 9:07am On Nov 09, 2018
HardMirror:
even if it does, would the waters rise above all mountains?
We know that you don't want to be obedient to anybody,that's why you're searching for flaws in the documents. But what baffles US is your motives for coming over to the social media! Hope it's not to ask other intelligent creatures like you to change their mindset to that of yours? Because that's tantamount to CONTROLLING other people's minds as well embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by LordReed(m): 2:41pm On Nov 09, 2018
HardMirror:
even if it does, would the waters rise above all mountains?

It won't but TATIME wants to shoehorn science into the fairytale by all means.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by LordReed(m): 2:45pm On Nov 09, 2018
TATIME:
You're correct!

Of course I am correct. You don't know science so why bother trying to use it to provide your fairytale book? But don't worry I'll take your lack of argument as an acknowledgement of your ignorance.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 3:18pm On Nov 09, 2018
LordReed:


It won't but TATIME wants to shoehorn science into the fairytale by all means.
religion and insincerity is like 5 and 6.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by theoriginalgood: 5:34pm On Nov 09, 2018
If you want something interesting to read that may open your eyes, see here:

https://www.nairaland.com/4831069/truth-set-free-john-8

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