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Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by shahan(f): 10:34pm On Jan 07, 2007
Ahem!! Can we please discuss the topic??

Maybe a thread needs to be opened for religious detractions where people can take it out on one another and not clutter threads with off-topic inputs.

Enjoy. . . afterall, that sounded a bit off topic perhaps?
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by Nobody: 10:37pm On Jan 07, 2007
mukina2:

seun please lock this thread . .badguy has his answers now tongue


grin Classic escapist agenda!
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 10:41pm On Jan 07, 2007
If you can't accept it the way it is, you can as well jump into the nearest lagoon for all I care.

You first.  cheesy

goodguy! i'm shocked! I thought you accused me the other day of being the mean and arrogant one. I remember you clearly "admonishing" me with "brotherly kindness" not to pass along my message to my islamic friends with aggression and a harsh tone! Wow

you mind that crazy rat?
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by goodguy(m): 10:50pm On Jan 07, 2007
I'm not surprised you believe that post, considering the fact you've both started a preliminary date on Nairaland. tongue
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by shahan(f): 10:53pm On Jan 07, 2007
***This thread has been locked till further notice!***
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 10:55pm On Jan 07, 2007
ah jealousy. shey you wan join? cheesy

haha ok shahan tongue
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by mukina2: 10:59pm On Jan 07, 2007
shaitan the last time i checked seun was still our admin not you tongue

goodguy jealous? grin
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by Nobody: 11:04pm On Jan 07, 2007
This thread has turned into something else, ahh well!

Congrats to ThiefofHearts and mukina2 for diverting the attention! undecided
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by shahan(f): 11:04pm On Jan 07, 2007
Tee-hee-hee!!  cheesy  cheesy

So I got you there on that one! Good for us.

Em, the last time you checked, the theory still remains that long beards in Islam doesn't make me the admin.

TOH, how bodi?? How far with the topic now?
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 11:11pm On Jan 07, 2007
shahan:

TOH, how bodi?? How far with the topic now?

grin

Im hoping Seun closes it now that Mr goodwench is satisfied but im sure the others will soon come with their usual rants
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by mukina2: 11:14pm On Jan 07, 2007
ThiefOfHearts:

grin

I'm hoping Seun closes it now that Mr goodwench is satisfied but im sure the others will soon come with their usual rants

haha you got it right . .they'll be here soon grin

shaitan na wetin ar tif you?
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by shahan(f): 11:15pm On Jan 07, 2007
ThiefOfHearts:

grin

I'm hoping Seun closes it now that Mr goodwench is satisfied but im sure the others will soon come with their usual rants

Oh bother! Just when we're having the fun of hoping to dicuss the topic, you're recommending mr. admin closes the gate?

Look here, if that happens, I go hold you responsible o!  shocked
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by olat(m): 11:38pm On Jan 07, 2007
@Seun,

I have followed this thread from the beginning. My opinion is that it has lost its value.
My advice is that it should be permanently LOCKED!

@olabowale, havila, davidlyn, mukina2, googuy
Lets try and display some level of maturity in our discussions. Divergent opinions are always welcome. But it must be decent! Cheers all.
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by shahan(f): 11:41pm On Jan 07, 2007
Cheers, olat. cheesy
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by mukina2: 11:43pm On Jan 07, 2007
@Olat
ok . .
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by Reverend(m): 12:21pm On Jan 08, 2007
olat:

@Seun,

I have followed this thread from the beginning. My opinion is that it has lost its value.
My advice is that it should be permanently LOCKED!

@olabowale, havila, davidlyn, mukina2, googuy
Lets try and display some level of maturity in our discussions. Divergent opinions are always welcome. But it must be decent! Cheers all.

OK Mr. 55 posts

If it has lost its value why are you still here. Time to move on ,
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by mrpataki(m): 12:34pm On Jan 08, 2007
Reverend:

OK Mr. 55 posts

If it has lost its value why are you still here. Time to move on ,
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;
The Revving Rev at it again. Wonder how you have the time for your kinky thing and nairaland effectively.
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by gbadex1(m): 12:59pm On Jan 08, 2007
offtopic sh*t,

yo mrpataki, i wonder where that retard superman is. He's late for the wedding. davidylan, get your coat dammit!

Rev, don't forget applying lipstick.
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by mrpataki(m): 1:26pm On Jan 08, 2007
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Oh oh,
Caught the Rev, on his website wearing long beards, guess the scientific postulation by Uncle Olabowale is really making the Rev think of enhancing his sexual prowess for the Kinkycult wink wink wink wink wink wink
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by TayoD(m): 1:58pm On Jan 08, 2007
And why should we have this thread closed when we are at the brink of a revolutionary scientific discovery. In all my scientific classes, no teacher, lecturer or textbook as gone to the extent of postulating that the beard is a sexual organ. Now that our knowledge is being expanded, someone is crying foul.

Abeg, I don't know about you guys, but I am still waiting for Pa Olabowale to give us more details. I'm sure there are a lot of men out there that'll prefer the growing of beards (a more natural alternative) to using viagra with all its side-effects.

I'm sure TOH will also have some information for dem guys and gals at the romance section courtesy of pa Olabowale. Who said we haven't learnt anything on this forum?
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by Nobody: 3:30pm On Jan 08, 2007
@ gbade.x, who's getting married?
Does the individual have a beard? It might just be the criteria for marriage these days considering beardless folks like us are no longer men!
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by goodguy(m): 6:51pm On Jan 08, 2007
Thanks to ThiefOfHearts for wanting to prove "I am a good Christian because I don't ask questions about Islam, while you guys are bad Christians for asking innocent questions that bother the mind about Islam"; the purpose of this thread has almost been defeated.


olat:

Lets try and display some level of maturity in our discussions. Divergent opinions are always welcome. But it must be decent! Cheers all.

I hope you can read this, ThiefOfHearts. Cheers.
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by gbadex1(m): 7:16pm On Jan 08, 2007
@ davidylan:

me and Eurphoria are getting married.

TayoD's the pastor, Mrpataki's my bestman, Sista's the bridesmaid (throw them damn whiteys out!! cheesy tongue), You are the bodyguard, superman's the retard, and Reverend's the Drag Queen while ThiefofHeart's the sh*ttalker. . .

. . . And the old woman selling kulikuli at my backyard is the supplier of kulikuli and akara at the wedding.

Pa Olabs would be delivering a lecture on the biological, medicinal and sexual benefits of beard-keeping.

Say david, you got any idea how i can grow a beard, cos this young 'un's chin is fresher than a new born cheesy

Pa Olabs, pls this delaying is anti climax, tell us your secret! cheesy
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by Nobody: 7:34pm On Jan 08, 2007
gbade try rubbing kuli kuli on your chin for one week at night before bedtime.
Follow by eating lots of suya and drinking fura de nunu.

Use some white sand for chinial abluttion once in a while and watch your chin blossom like a castrated chia pet.
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by Nobody: 7:45pm On Jan 08, 2007
@ gbade.x

here is a time tested remedy, put some methylated spirit on some cotton wool, rub this over the affected areas ala your chin for 5 mins 4 times daily for 6 months. Proceed to cultivate the growing beardlings!
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 7:46pm On Jan 08, 2007
Hahahha. It's so funny how PATHETIC some people here are. For some reason they think because they lurk around here being the social retards that they are and not on other parts of the forum that all of a sudden they are better or something. wah wah go back to romance, wah wah go to games. If anything this retarded thread is funnier than EVERYTHING in the joke section. Infact this is the biggest joke on Nairaland. Seun should actually change the location of this thread

In other words, get over yourselves. Variety is the spice of life.  grin


Aww look at goodguy, so cute how juvenile he's being at getting my attention. Reminds me of Primary 6.

Lmfao.  cheesy


gbade, E will NOT marry you until you revise that horrible guest list of yours because If I'm not there, she wont be there.
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by gbadex1(m): 7:57pm On Jan 08, 2007
Rofl! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Roflmao!!! Babyosisi, you are something else!!

<still rolling on the floor cheesy>


Eurphoria, you heard that? With babyosisi's invention via Pa Olabs' ultimate scientific breakthrough/discovery, gbade's about to grow some beards and he's also about to get more energy than a turbo charged vibrator cheesy!

Pa Olabs with im bia bia theorem. . .

Good times are indeed coming. . .
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by gbadex1(m): 8:07pm On Jan 08, 2007
@ Thiefu:

lol, don't be mad that you weren't invited .

. . .And i see you're taking shots @ errbody. Lol, u really need to take a load off.
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 8:10pm On Jan 08, 2007
Meh. People need to lighten up.

better find someone else to marry cos that wedding sounds like a disaster and I adore E way too much to watch her get herself in such a mess.
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by gbadex1(m): 8:15pm On Jan 08, 2007
^ bad belle. o fe run down abi? F'iyawo mi le o!!
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by ThiefOfHearts(f): 8:20pm On Jan 08, 2007
lol. She's in hiding.
Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Long Beards? by Nobody: 8:25pm On Jan 08, 2007
ThiefOfHearts:

Hahahha. It's so funny how PATHETIC some people here are. For some reason they think because they lurk around here being the social retards that they are and not on other parts of the forum that all of a sudden they are better or something. wah wah go back to romance, wah wah go to games. If anything this retarded thread is funnier than EVERYTHING in the joke section. Infact this is the biggest joke on Nairaland. Seun should actually change the location of this thread

In other words, get over yourselves. Variety is the spice of life. grin


Aww look at goodguy, so cute how juvenile he's being at getting my attention. Reminds me of Primary 6.

Lmfao. cheesy


gbade, E will NOT marry you until you revise that horrible guest list of yours because If I'm not there, she wont be there.

TOH,this is a new year,there is absolutely no advantage walking around with a long face.
It wouldn't hurt to lighten up.
This is not a war zone.
please stop the name callings and personal attacks,it's very unladylike.

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