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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by coldsummer: 6:37pm On Jun 29, 2016

This has to be the funniest of them all

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by OLUJOSHINS(m): 6:37pm On Jun 29, 2016

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Faremisodeeq(m): 6:38pm On Jun 29, 2016

Hmmmm

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by weblord1900: 6:40pm On Jun 29, 2016

Some of the questions they ask......
..if them divide it into two, someone here in West Africa is a president yet he don't have certificate.

It's better to go and contest for presidency than going to interview.

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Odunharry(m): 6:40pm On Jun 29, 2016

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by wwhale(m): 6:42pm On Jun 29, 2016

make it big time this farming season

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by dammytosh: 6:43pm On Jun 29, 2016

lol

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by careercrew1: 6:44pm On Jun 29, 2016

Nice one OP, I like the way you added humor to the section. .

However, you can check out Top secrets Interviewers want from Job applicants here: http://careercrew..com.ng/2016/05/top-secrets-interviewers-want-from-job.html?m=0

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Bobolayefa(m): 6:56pm On Jun 29, 2016

**headset on** now playing... all i wanna say is that they don't really care about us....

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Originalsly: 7:00pm On Jun 29, 2016

Funny!...pics sooo on point!

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Boring: 7:10pm On Jun 29, 2016

hustle day and nite only in 9ja

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Izonpikin: 7:12pm On Jun 29, 2016

topeontop:
2. When they ask you “why should we hire you?”
Do you want me to starve?

...i swear....man dey find belle them dey ask why should they hire me.... grin

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Talking(m): 7:14pm On Jun 29, 2016

Shinelle coman see what your PWC, SHELL, KERRYGROUP etc people are doing to you oh. Lol grin

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Izonpikin: 7:15pm On Jun 29, 2016

donbenedict:

NLNG

Shell

NNpc

Una well done

na them oo..one of the IOC"s ask me why i wan work for/with them..shuu see question...i wan earn big money naaa... grin

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Miona: 7:18pm On Jun 29, 2016

No 6 was most hilarious for me.

Forceful pretentious laughter

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by donbenedict(m): 7:19pm On Jun 29, 2016

Izonpikin:
na them oo..one of the IOC"s ask me why i wan work for/with them..shuu see question...i wan earn big money naaa...

loooooooooool

Na so one other recruiter ask me what is my drive. I nearly ask am whether na automatic or manual cheesy

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by abike12(f): 7:21pm On Jun 29, 2016

topeontop:
10. You, waiting for them to get back to you.
You people should call me na

too real. when you are refreshing your email and GTBank sends promo email, you're just like shege

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by engrhorla(m): 7:22pm On Jun 29, 2016

dazzle101:

ROTFL lmaoooo

OP ooo u don kee me!

See how I'm laughing n crying all at once...

This is mighty hilarious I tell ya.... sucha good laugh

Especially no 1 and 11

No 11 kee me finish grin

Dis Op don finish me

But wait o

Pix of u laffin & cryin or aidonbilivit

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Izonpikin: 7:22pm On Jun 29, 2016

donbenedict:
loooooooooool

Na so one other recruiter ask me what is my drive. I nearly ask am whether na automatic or manual

...IF YOU MISTAKE TALK THAT THING NA OUTSIDE YOU GO STAY TILL INTERVIEW END

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Tonymegabush1(m): 7:25pm On Jun 29, 2016

na so I went 4 one interview so months back I nearly slap the interviewer if not for one tin haha dis ppl self.... anyway I plan on being my own boss.... enuf of all dis.

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by donbenedict(m): 7:27pm On Jun 29, 2016

Izonpikin:
...IF YOU MISTAKE TALK THAT THING NA OUTSIDE YOU GO STAY TILL INTERVIEW END

I swear

The kyn funny questions these hr people are asking just need to stop biko.

Number one still dey tear my belle. grin

Person dey right in front of u, u still dey ask am to meet u. cheesy

Na to answer am, where do u want to meet me.

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by tydd(m): 7:27pm On Jun 29, 2016

Whats the name of d gal/lady used for that 9th meme? I have bn seeing her meme alot of late

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Nobody: 7:27pm On Jun 29, 2016

Lol,Loler, Lolest.Besides,are companies still hiring in this unfavorable economic downturn?

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Izonpikin: 7:41pm On Jun 29, 2016

donbenedict:
I swear

The kyn funny questions these hr people are asking just need to stop biko.

Number one still dey tear my belle.

Person dey right in front of u, u still dey ask am to meet u.

Na to answer am, where do u want to meet me.

THEM ASK YOU TELL US OF A TIME WHEN YOU DID THIS AND THAT.....oboy lie wan kill me sometimes for interview...i come find out say lie follow join for CBI's....

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Wolfbrother(m): 7:55pm On Jun 29, 2016

topeontop:
8. When they ask you what their company goals are.
See question

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Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by guiddoti: 8:34pm On Jun 29, 2016

if any interviewer ask you what is your drive ? simply tell dem you drive Automatic in broad way.

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Aremu01(m): 9:30pm On Jun 29, 2016

Interviews.... Hmmm

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by gabrielniy(m): 9:35pm On Jun 29, 2016

chillingbabe:
Lol..Interviewers are fond of "10 and 11" .I think they should learn to contact(email or SMS) all the candidates,whether successful or not successful. Feedback is very important but these recruiters/interviewers will never learn.

They are yet to realize time is precious. They expect you to be the captain America during interviews, but check them out, most of them are just Mr ibu. That was how I traveled for 12 hours for an interview only not to get the outcome till date. Big set of olobes

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by emmanuelbrown26: 9:42pm On Jun 29, 2016

chillingbabe:
Lol..Interviewers are fond of "10 and 11" .I think they should learn to contact(email or SMS) all the candidates,whether successful or not successful. Feedback is very important but these recruiters/interviewers will never learn.

honestly, in a sane society after interview, they ought to sms interviewees whether they are successful or not, but here u are on ur own

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by Samo16: 9:54pm On Jun 29, 2016

Lmao!

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by nkemjacob2(m): 10:35pm On Jun 29, 2016

NO b their fault. na d economy cos am

Re: Dear Nigerian Job Interviewers, Please Stop Stressing Us by 1miccza: 7:59am On Jun 30, 2016

Lwkmd

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