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1. When you leave small food in the pot so you don’t have to wash it.



No time, abeg.

2. When your mum shouts at you for not doing the dishes, and you go to the sink and see:



Are you kidding me?

3. When your mother uses all the pots in the kitchen to cook one meal.



It’s because you’re not the one washing, abi?

Keep 'em cummin

4. Your parents, when you go to sleep with dishes still in the sink:



You people should chill small na.

5. When you’re already standing by the sink with a sponge and your mum says “remember to wash those plates.”



Do you think I want to eat the sponge?

6. When you’re doing the dishes and your mother starts complaining that you’re wasting water.



Should I use my saliva?

7. The STRUGGLE of washing stew out of this:



The absolute worst.

8. You, after washing plates with dried eba stains on them:



The struggle is too real.

Lalasticlala please help my ministry nah

Let's move it to the promise land

Op ayam rolling on d floor laffing ooo .......i swear from numba 1 to 5 is absolutely CORRECT!!!!

9. How the sink looks when you’re not around:



Be waiting for me oh! Una hear?

youngaz:
Op ayam rolling on d floor laffing ooo .......i swear from numba 1 to 5 is absolutely CORRECT!!!!

as in ehh, so on point

Am following

10. When your parents make you do the dishes at someone else’s house.



So, I’m now house-help for rent?

11. When you tell your mother that dish-washing liquid has finished and she just pours water inside.



I should now use water and wash water abi?

forexbinary:
10. When your parents make you do the dishes at someone else’s house.



So, I’m now house-help for rent?

dis one ehn! If d wife of d man we went to visit wants 2 wash it herself dad/mum will say "c'mon go and wash dose plates dnt b naughty......mummy leave it 4 d boi he's comin to wash dem"

12. When you break a plate while doing the dishes.



It’s all over.

13. When you’re almost done and someone drops another plate in the sink



This thing you are doing, is it good?

14. When your mother is doing the dishes and you try to add your own.



Sorry ma.

15. You, acting like you didn’t see that dirty pot on the cooker.



I’ve tried, abeg.

16. Mother: “Why didn’t you wash the pot?”



The ultimate excuse.

OP u no wat?? Ave seen a countless "10 tins,13 tins,17 tins" here on Nairaland bt i tell u......diz iz d most hillarious and @ d same tym......so on point coz @ least 90% of dose tins happened 2 dose dat washed plates.....lyk me
where goodness sake is Lala......*snake!!!*

17. When you finish and your mother comes to complain that you didn’t dry the sink well.



Hay God! Nawao

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youngaz:
OP u no wat?? Ave seen a countless "10 tins,13 tins,17 tins" here on Nairaland bt i tell u......diz iz d most hillarious and @ d same tym......so on point coz @ least 90% of dose tins happened 2 dose dat washed plates.....lyk me
where goodness sake is Lala......*snake!!!*

Thank you sir.

Lalasticlala oya come nah

forexbinary:
16. Mother: “Why didn’t you wash the pot?”



The ultimate excuse.

I was always guilty of this

that no 7 8 And 16 worst pass you get me for real

forexbinary:
Get a seat. Grab your pop corn - let's roll

1. When you leave small food in the pot so you don’t have to wash it.



No time, abeg.

I can't fight how many of my friends that does this hahahaha

These picture story threads are really funny and so true most of the time.

You make my day.
Lemme add my own

Just when you are settling down to watch paloma and Diego and your mum screams your name to wash daddy's plate so she can serve him
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Is this woman sent