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5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by emmyluizzz: 9:52pm On Jun 29, 2016
Part of the things that make Nigerians happy is social media (We listed almost everything here)
Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by emmyluizzz: 9:54pm On Jun 29, 2016
1. The Vendors The vendors are the people who have some good to sell or some service to render people and they feel the best place to do so is in the comment section of an Instagram post or a blog, most times with little or no relevance to the subject matter. We understand that everybody has to hustle, but sometimes, help us too.

Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by emmyluizzz: 9:56pm On Jun 29, 2016
2. The Phone Chargers

They’re gradually being extinct in the Nigerian blog community but you’ll find them on a seldom basis. But they’re the ones who come and drop things like “abeg who get Nokia battery here?”or “abeg who get iPhone charger wey e no dey use?”

Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by emmyluizzz: 9:58pm On Jun 29, 2016
3. Haters

This group of people are there to hate on everything, even the cheesiest stories and in most cases, they have gist about the subject matter or know something everyone doesn’t know. They are sarcastic sometimes, and other times, they’re as plain as day.

Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by emmyluizzz: 9:58pm On Jun 29, 2016
3. Haters

This group of people are there to hate on everything, even the cheesiest stories and in most cases, they have gist about the subject matter or know something everyone doesn’t know. They are sarcastic sometimes, and other times, they’re as plain as day.
Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by emmyluizzz: 10:00pm On Jun 29, 2016
4. The OP guys

Where OP stands for “off topic”. These guys keep looking for ways to deviate from the subject matter. This can be used really to generalise all the other groups of people but we chose to leave it on its own because we can. Take, for example, we’re talking about how a celebrity’s wedding like for instance, Toolz here. someone finds a way to talk about animal husbandry or something absolutely off.

Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by emmyluizzz: 10:03pm On Jun 29, 2016
5. The Voltrons

The Voltrons are there to do what Voltron do, come to the rescue. They’re the ones who attack the haters and try to call them out on whatever they’re saying. Sometimes, they’re successful. Other times, they’re not. Some other times, they get dragged and caught up in someone else wahala.

Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by Samzack(m): 11:36am On Jun 30, 2016
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Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by Temmytea70(m): 3:49pm On Jun 30, 2016
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Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by danielusa: 4:02am On May 28, 2022
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Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by Mathew23dfg: 4:37pm On Oct 05, 2022
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Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by lennaharris: 8:02am On Dec 02, 2022
The Voltrons are there to perform the rescue mission that Voltrons are known for. They are the ones who go after the haters and try to expose them for their statements. They succeed on occasion. Sometimes they're not, though. Sometimes they are dragged along by someone else and become their prey. geometry dash
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Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by emmaorabelle: 10:53am On May 03, 2023
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Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by Ujs731(f): 8:06pm On Jun 04, 2023
Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by bekean: 9:22am On Jul 14, 2023
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Re: 5 Types Of Comments You ’ Ll Find In A Typical Nigerian Comment Section by jamesalan: 6:56am On Feb 10
This article humorously categorizes the types of comments commonly found in Nigerian online forums, reflecting the vibrant and diverse nature of the digital community. From vendors promoting their goods out of context, to the comically off-topic contributors, and the protective "Voltrons" defending against negativity, it captures the essence of online interaction within Nigerian forums.

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