11 GOOD WAYS TO IDENTIFY A NIGERIAN
Woke up this morning and all this just came into my
head,read and enjoy.
1) Its only a Nigerian mother that would go to the
market and price something from the actual price
(#5000) down to (#150) all in the name of "jale jale" .
(Our mama dey vex)
2) Its only a Nigerian that ask questions like
Guy:how old are you?
Girl:am 25
Guy:hmmmn,have you started seeing your monthly
visitor?
Girl:nahhh,just a red juice that comes out of me.
(Some guys sha)
3) Its only a Nigerian that would count money from
the ATM after receiving it.(We trust no one,not even
machines)
4) Its only a Nigerian parent that would tell you they
never had a gf or bf till marriage.(Holier than thou)
5) Its only a Nigerian parent that would tell you they
always came out first in there class.(Gurus in tha
house)
6) Its only a Nigerian girl that would date 6 guys and
sleep with all of them and still say "am playing 6
guys".(Common sense revolution hasn't reached
everybody)
7) Its only Nigerian mothers that renders slaps that
can format the 32gigabyte memory card in a child's
brain.(They are gifted)
Nah only for naija your paddy go travel go togo
come back with american accent.(At least him comot
from Nigeria border).
9) Its only a Nigerian girl that would send you a
request on facebook and still expect you to say hi,fine
you say hi first and she'll still be telling you "yh" "kk".
(School to learn how to chat must be opened)
10) Its only a Nigerian pastor that would distribute
anointing for cars and mansions but does not even
have a wheel barrow tire.(Anointing no reach dere
side)
11) Its only in Nigeria whatsapp and facebook that
Jesus,God and devil use to chat(They all have
facebook,whatsapp and twitter account).
I drop my pen at this point!!
Lol,am still proud to be a Nigerian even though Nigeria economy wan kill persin.
#ProudlyNaija
Writer: Mr lamdee