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| 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:31pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.”   It makes no sense, but it still used to pain. 136 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:33pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'”  The ajepako was strong with this one 126 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:34pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.”  HOW, ABEG? 94 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:35pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.”  Hian!  70 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Thunderlicious: 11:35pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
You are a gbogbocigar. You are licking my yansh. 86 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by nigelcoop: 11:36pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
17? And I just dey see one? |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by lewispius: 11:39pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Lol No 1. Akpu fly gate 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:41pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”  The kuli kuli must have been a badass. 210 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:45pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
This is one of My all time favorite 7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.”  Honestly, Why did this even pain us? 163 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by lewispius: 11:45pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
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| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:46pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.”  Why did we drag Babangida into it? 149 Likes 10 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:46pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”  Why is he even climbing maggi ?? 253 Likes 7 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:47pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.”
Jesu Kristi!   This still makes no sense.  110 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:51pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.”  Wetin concern me?  125 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:52pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.” D  Kai! This one used to pain. 130 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:53pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.”  This one was just extra razz. 108 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by dopeJemi: 11:53pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Na only number I remember oh 1 Like |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:54pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
13. “You bombastic element.”   Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain. 231 Likes 8 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:55pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
14. “American dusting powder.”  Every primary school girl’s favourite insult. :*) 93 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:56pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
15. “Born by mistake.”  Ouch! 155 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 11:56pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
You see two kuli kuli for bed you shout say my mama don born twins. This was painful. Am still not sure why.  105 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:56pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.”  The most annoying answer to “what?” 119 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:57pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.”  140 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 11:59pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
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| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 12:03am On Jul 05, 2016 |
Extras With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet You Mess, Amala throw Backie You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle 97 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 12:17am On Jul 05, 2016 |
I can't relate to any oo 6 Likes |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 12:19am On Jul 05, 2016 |
AbuMikey:lol 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by yvonne111(f): 12:21am On Jul 05, 2016 |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Lasveg(m): 12:23am On Jul 05, 2016 |
Lol.. Very funny. U short like devil walking stick. U chop moi moi u shiit nylon 46 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Lasveg(m): 12:24am On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ladycloud:Lol.. D memes alone don make me piss for my boxers 3 Likes |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 12:26am On Jul 05, 2016 |
Lasveg:lol.. No piss for trousers... Toilet dey o 1 Like |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by homesteady(m): 12:28am On Jul 05, 2016 |
LMAO! Good old days There is one yab about strongest man in your village I'm trying to remember, it was quite painful and funny then! 3 Likes |
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