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1. The ewa quote

Only ewa agonyin can understand the full plight of bread – Behind (2016).

2. Zebra quote
When you have eight tribal marks with stretch marks scattered all over your body and you still want to add tattoos to it. What are you? A zebra? – Unknown author.

3. Ladies
When you keep taking pictures inside various cars and you expect your man to believe you are not cheating. Who exactly are you, a mechanic? – Unknown author.

4. Towards getting married
When you are stuck with an engagement ring for five years what is your mission? To become lords of the rings? – Unknown author.

5. Women
Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any – Albert Einstein (1872).

6. The Nigerian Martin Luther King

Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything – Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).

7. This got us…
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing up his face, is capable of murder… – Obasanjo (1999).

8. This is specially for you, yes you!
Drinking garri does not mean you are poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty – Queen Elizabeth (1893).

9. Hausa perfume, oh no
He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume – Isaac Newton (1904).

10. Hunger ooo
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut Indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry – (Sir Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe 1947).

11. This is hilarious
Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member – William Shakespeare (1788).

12. Okbye…

Nigeria was never on the map when God said ‘Let there be light’ – Goodluck Jonathan (2013).

13. Like seriously
He who fully unwraps a Sharwama completely before eating it cannot keep a secret – Abraham Lincoln (1864).

14. Finally
Whoever reads all these quotes without laughing is looking for a job – Lord Lugard (1914).






Source:NAIJ

Where did i left my laughter pill

UndisputedBosom:
Where did i left my laughter pill

Lol. Wole Soyinka taught you that hingilishi

Iseoluwani:


Lol. Wole Soyinka taught you that hingilishi

ur post taught me

stale stale stale

Even my lips didnt move, not to talk of laughter.....

dpete1:
Even my lips didnt move, not to talk of laughter.....

evens my lips failed to keep kwayet.

Very very boring

Was this meant to be funny?

You're fuçking right about the last quote :-D
@iseoluwani Pls vote iamkingzlee for Mr nairaland and make me happy.

UndisputedBosom:



ur post taught me

D post no put smile 4 my face not to talk of laughter

Stale...besides it ws copied frm another blog

Stale...besides it ws copied frm another blog.At least try to be original

Starlet50:
Stale...besides it ws copied frm another blog.At least try to be original

You were xo blind to see the source. F**l