In response to a thread but here by Tonye-t, tiltiled 'What Are The Most Realistic Signs Of Aging In Females: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-321380.0.html

I have had this research for some time now and i have finally succeeded.There is a way i can tell a girls age by pressing/feeling her boobs.this is real, you can even detect the month she was born and if careful enough her birthday.

Should i put the full details here or better still NL babes should come directly to me for trial!!

OH NO.

Just put the full details here make we see em.

Some science mehn. Nominate you for the Nobel Boobs Price

Yeah, I also have theory about boob touching then. . . Did u know the hands got bigger from touching boobs?

Heck! my hands are now bigger than my head!

yeah right!

Gabry:

yeah right!

Lol!

you sef

one guy got cured from cancer by touching my boobs true story!! oh no wait then y was he yelling at me on the phone?, did he get cancer or did he get cured, oh well a miracle sure happened,

babyme:

one guy got cured from cancer by touching my boobs true story!! oh no wait then y was he yelling at me on the phone?, did he get cancer or did he get cured, oh well a miracle sure happened,

You mean you've got miracle boobs??
Dont say that out loud oh, cos NL will be after u for a miracle too

Tell me something, do the miracle boobs give riches too

nah i dont think so , the dude died in a homless hippies home so no, hmmm, i think it gives happiness,

I thought it was the other way round? The more he squeeze and suck a ladies boobs, the lady is able to prevent from getting breast cancer?

Gabry:

I thought it was the other way round? The more he squeeze and suck a ladies boobs, the lady is able to prevent from getting breast cancer?

I always thought the same too

babyme:

nah i dont think so , the dude died in a homless hippies home so no, hmmm, i think it gives happiness,

From the above comments. . . I think not!

MY BOOBS ARE UNIQUE!!!it brings happiness n joy, well sometimes cancer to the toucher but thats once n its not my fault he died in a homless hippie home, it was fate, he was chosen,

babyme:

nah i dont think so , the dude died in a homless hippies home so no, hmmm, i think it gives happiness,

i am sure ur boobs are tastless

frank3.16:

i am sure your boobs are tastless

do u want to taste, be a man just tell her you want some

LMAO!!!

my boobs r tasteless?, ohkay.is urs strawberry flavoured!! of course theyre tasteless, cant a man die in a homeless home this days, wow, the world is changing guys, true story

@Poster

Put full details here.

@op- just look at their birth certificates, instead of going around squeezing every boobs in the name of age declaration!

smooooooth:

@op- just look at their birth certificates, instead of going around squeezing every boobs in the name of age declaration!

No mind the guy, e wan tap free current. . .

z-murda:

Some science mehn. Nominate you for the Nobel Boobs Price

LMAO! Indeed must be gunning for this year's prize lol

smooooooth:

@op- just look at their birth certificates, instead of going around squeezing every boobs in the name of age declaration!

Ah, you miss the whole point of this new innovation. This idea is a fool proof method of catching out lying girls. Which girl is going to produce an authentic BC or passport for you to scrutinise?
Touching the breast looks a tad bit easier I must admit.

Please can you share this wealth of info with the anticipating men of the world

For this country abi for yankee?

Some of dis 9ja babes wey boobies don flat like dunlop elite b4 dey are 20.

Infact b4 some finish pri sch sef dey don flat 4 chest finish i wonder wetin u go use kno d age of such ones

And i will recommend u go work for morgue. dey do autopsy

@ babyme

Wow, how unique pls? because boobs na boobs except ur own big sha &, but forget dat thing of cancer, notin dey happen!!!!

Bunch of crazy people

@holymike47
Well guys, this discovery is real o. as a matter of fact, i just watched a documentary on CNN. pls holymike, there is this bullmastiff(dog) that i bought from a veterinary doctor some years back. pls i need you to come and squeeze its boobs and tell me its age, mind you, it just gave birth to some puppies last night. pls treat as urgent

my boobs are very unique n no theyre not big theyre normal,

babyme:

my boobs are very unique n no theyre not big theyre normal, 

Hmmm, na mouth u get, na only seeing it go fit convince person

whitelexi:

Yeah, I also have theory about boob touching then. . . Did u know the hands got bigger from touching boobs?

Heck! my hands are now bigger than my head!

If this was true, my hand for don big pass humpty dumpty head self. I can only ask God for fogiveness for all the illegal boobs wey I don touch.

@Poster y did'nt u just tell us dat u need boobs 2 touch?, _{no i don't have any 4 u 2 touch dat is duh!}

No mind the poster, him get other intention.

funny thread but i dont believe it