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Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Rapmoney(m): 10:55pm On Jul 12, 2016
1) Dem say no matter how nyash make yanga reach, legs must still enter house before am grin MEANING: No matter how important you think you are, there are still people who are ahead of you.

2) When dem dey call names of sickness, craw-craw go still dey one corner dey jump. MEANING: You are trying to place yourself in a position you are not entitled to.

3) When fish dor too tay for river, dem go call am juju grin MEANING: When a person has held a position for too long, he would be seen as a god. E.g, Robert Mugabe wink

4) No matter how woman worwor reach, she go still get belle! MEANING: There's always a man for every woman.

5) When dem tell a guy man say e dor fvck-up, e go say dat na em style grin MEANING: People hardly own up to their mistakes.

6) Small pikin wey say e wan carry em papa for shoulder, na big odolondolo go suffocate am o! MEANING: Don't think you know more than the elders.

7) When you tell Mama Mudiaga say her banga rice sweet well well, she go tell you say dat na because you no taste yesterday own. MEANING: People always exaggerate their skills.

8. Bird wey go perch for rope, say rope no go rest, dat bird no go rest too because na so both of dem go dey dance kirimormor. MEANING: He who troubles people will not know peace too.

9) Na too much groundnut oil na em make puff-puff shine pass buns! grin MEANING: Sometimes, the most outspoken person is not the brightest.

10) Snake wey say na tortoise back e wan bite, na toothache go kill am! grin MEANING: Don't attempt to attack someone when you know it won't have any effect.

You can add yours!

Compiled by Rapmoney...

Warri no dey carry last! Oya, congo meat, follow your mama cheesy

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Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Kenneth205(m): 11:38pm On Jul 12, 2016
You're on point man!! grin

I love Warri! Dem no dey carry last!
Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by PapiDShipCapt(m): 11:55pm On Jul 12, 2016
trailer pass them no see am, na the driver dem wan see?
Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Nobody: 11:55pm On Jul 12, 2016
Hmm
Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Rapmoney(m): 11:58pm On Jul 12, 2016
Kenneth205:
You're on point man!! grin

I love Warri! Dem no dey carry last!
U get mouth. If e too mush, e go be draw! grin
Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Rapmoney(m): 12:00am On Jul 13, 2016
PapiDShipCapt:
trailer pass them no see am, na the driver dem wan see?
No be every shirt wen get hole be lace oh! Some na cockroach eat dem cheesy
Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Kenneth205(m): 12:01am On Jul 13, 2016
Rapmoney:
U get mouth. If e too mush, e go be draw! grin


grin I hail ooo!


Abeg support ur boi 4 Mr Nairaland 2016.
Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Rapmoney(m): 12:02am On Jul 13, 2016
Where the pipo wen say dem sabi blow parable nah? Oya, make una enter game wink
Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Rapmoney(m): 12:04am On Jul 13, 2016
Kenneth205:



grin I hail ooo!


Abeg support ur boi 4 Mr Nairaland 2016.
Ok. I dey hear you.
Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Cadamlk: 1:19am On Jul 13, 2016
1) Them say make animals wen get horn come out ,even snail dey show himself MEANING: You are trying you place yourself where you don"t belong.

2) Nobody say make snake nor swallow snail,if him get wetin him go take grind am make e swallow MEANING:You are going to learn a bitter lesson in what you are about to do.

3) Headmistress toto wen nor sweet,e better pass headmaster yansh MEANING: One thin is preferable to another.

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Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Rapmoney(m): 6:47am On Jul 13, 2016
Cadamlk:
1) Them say make animals wen get horn come out ,even snail dey show himself MEANING: You are trying you place yourself where you don"t belong.

2) Nobody say make snake nor swallow snail,if him get wetin him go take grind am make e swallow MEANING:You are going to learn a bitter lesson in what you are about to do.

3) Headmistress toto wen nor sweet,e better pass headmaster yansh MEANING: One thin is preferable to another.
Chai! You get mouth but abeg, make u modify that no.3 parable nah! Na beg I beg u grin
Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Rapmoney(m): 6:59am On Jul 13, 2016
Ben13 and dani1luv, abeg, make una encourage dis thread wink
Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Cadamlk: 2:35pm On Jul 13, 2016
Rapmoney:
Chai! You get mouth but abeg, make u modify that no.3 parable nah! Na beg I beg u grin
My guy na we parable be that dem nor dey shange parable na.

Nor be you carry your two legs enter nairaland with Warri mata? And you know how Warri things dey be.

My guy bone that thing. Eczema nor be tattoo oo. grin

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Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Rapmoney(m): 4:57pm On Jul 13, 2016
Cadamlk:
My guy na we parable be that dem nor dey shange parable na.

Nor carry your two legs enter nairaland with Warri mata? And you know how Warri things dey be.

My guy bone that thing. Eczema nor be tattoo oo. grin
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Crack Your Ribs: Funny Warri Parables And Their Meaning by Nobody: 4:11pm On Sep 04, 2016
over-familiarity nai nor dey make man chop house-rat

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