Rukkydelta:

I'm one

Sweetie I'm interested in you, don't let all these men here on nl deceive you. A woman and woman relationship is the best, if you have doubts you can ask Durent

Can I visit your PM ?

juhan:
lol. I wont. My sis? She's great.

ErnieSmallzz:
pls do, and make sure u have evidence 2 oh. And dnt 4get to mention me when its time, i love threads like that


womanliness? Oh u mean ur Cat(animal)?

Maxi112:
oluwa. you sound professional to me


I'm short of words bae. do you have what it takes to keep me as a friend? (woman to woman)

LordofNairaland:


I am the most arrogant of them all. Do you know why I am so arrogant and proud?

Rukkydelta:

lol
Bae I can't say cos I'm not perfect but for you I can do anything
My heart only beats for you. The first time I saw you comment on a thread here. I fell inlove with your comment and I clicked your profile and I was so marvelled by what I saw; your magnificent beauty, your composure and all
Please give me a chance. I want to give you the love an angel like you really deserves

Maxi112:
oluwa. you sound professional to me

Maxi112:
I give up. come and carry me

girlhaley:





Coz you are the Lord of Nairaland ??

LordofNairaland:

Yes

evegran:



Lol.
I know most NL guys are very ugly, that is why they're busy hiding.

My point is, if you're ugly, have a nice personality- not silly pride. That is why I had to attack him like that, after I checked his profile and didn't see a picture of himself.

evegran:


Your pride and arrogance is empty, extremely empty and lame!

With all your pride and arrogance( as you've claimed) you're not bold enough to even have a profile picture?

Shift please, you're smelling!

girlhaley:



Funny

LordofNairaland:


Yes. And so, prepare for midnight when I shall proclaim you my wife number 2.

Do not think to argue as I am a very arrogant god. I do not like to be challenged.

Mynd will sound the bells at midnight. Prepare to be married at once.

girlhaley:




Oh.......


but I don't wish to be a goddess

so many divas here........
*In korede voice*

pick one already

LordofNairaland:


Well, I am too arrogant to be talked out of my decision. Prepare at once.

girlhaley:




Can see you are arrogant indeed

LordofNairaland:


Yes. I am arrogant. No further words from you concerning this matter. It is settled. You become my wife at midnight.

evegran:



Lol.
I know most NL guys are very ugly, that is why they're busy hiding.

My point is, if you're ugly, have a nice personality- not silly pride. That is why I had to attack him like that, after I checked his profile and didn't see a picture of himself.

STFUareyouG0d:
Get well soon @op

girlhaley:






Then I become LadyofNairaland












Yo kidding yourself

IamLEGEND1:
who come be this one again?

evegran:


Your pride and arrogance is empty, extremely empty and lame!

With all your pride and arrogance( as you've claimed) you're not bold enough to even have a profile picture?

Shift please, you're smelling!

Smellymouth:

Honestly Egbon, I nor know why some peeps joined NL sha..
As for me, na to catch fun.. If you be guy hiding behind a female nick, na ur own wahala be that, so far I nor dey send you pm.. Warris my biz?

I just weak,brotherly. So far as I no get biznes with u,if u like make u be Caitlyn Jenner.
But some people just carry the tin for head like pure water.
And this OP wey just komot out of nowhere dey talk trash,if dem leave am too,na girl e be.

IamLEGEND1:
I just weak,brotherly. So far as I no get biznes with u,if u like make u be Caitlyn Jenner.
But some people just carry the tin for head like pure water.
And this OP wey just komot out of nowhere dey talk trash,if dem leave am too,na girl e be.

Awon detectives oshi..

NYPD needs them all..

Smellymouth:


Honestly Egbon, I nor know why some peeps joined NL sha..

As for me, na to catch fun.. If you be guy hiding behind a female nick, na ur own wahala be that, so far I nor dey send you pm.. Warris my biz?

MidasTouche01:



You are right....

This life is just too simple to take too serious..

Topestbilly:
Creative way to look for boyfriend

Rukkydelta:

lol
Bae I can't say cos I'm not perfect but for you I can do anything
My heart only beats for you. The first time I saw you comment on a thread here. I fell inlove with your comment and I clicked your profile and I was so marvelled by what I saw; your magnificent beauty, your composure and all
Please give me a chance. I want to give you the love an angel like you really deserves

BiafraBushBoy:

Lesbian Alert