So there are different pregnancy symptoms which include cramps, morning sickness, nausea etc… All of which are obvious only to people who make close observations. So I got thinking: what if one of the symptoms includes constant farting. At least that’s something that even very busy people who don’t notice such things as pregnancy symptoms would be able to pick up easily especially because of the bad odour that results from such emissions.

Well, the irony about it is that we may not really be able to tell between a regular fart by someone who is not pregnant and one who is, except there is a smell that characterizes that off the latter. In that case, permit me to opine that the smell would be a lot more unpleasant and offensive to every living cell in the nasal cavity. In fact, it might be diagnosed that such an emission, depending on proximity and duration of exposure, could damage one’s cells.

If this is the case then I’d advise pregnant women to opt for this wonderful creation by Stanx. It keeps your pollution from harming innocent civilians. See what I mean in this video…
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And that’s where I draw the curtain; I think it’s better this symptom is not in the equation because it would have been different shades of weird and annoying.

Till next time, think weird, laugh and be happy!

Source: http://www.jokesmannia.com/what-if-farting-is-the-number-one-pregnancy-symptom/

Fart? Hmm no comment mbok.