it was a busy day @ work, and the aroma from d guy selling indomie near my office won't let me rest, so I thought I should prepare my indomie the same way d abokis do it...you know just spice it up more dan the usual..
To cut my issue short, I diced d hot pepper also known as Rodo in Yoruba to spice my indomie, Not knowing the Devils game plan... after dicing it, I felt d urgent urge to pee, den I raced to the restroom, forgetting I dint wash my hand after dicing..

My Johnson is d type u'l have to hole with full grasp, so there was no chance of it excaping d pepper..

Now i'm feeling so hot down there, tried putting cold water, but my johnson won't stop hurting, placed it under d fan to no avail...
Already lost appetite for my indomie and still battling with the excruciating pain...


Please I know some of y'll has experienced this before, what can I do to stop the pain immediately or par adventure it occurs next time.... your answer is soo important now.... guys save my joystick.....

@lalasticallaa plz c to dis

Rub it Aboniki balm

Op picture of your Rod or u know the next thing

Chai! Reminds me of the lady that ate suya with her boyfriend afterwards, things began to get hot. They were kissing, smooching and the guy wanting to go to the next stage, he dug his hand in her panties to f!nger fvck her forgetting they just ate suya..........haha, just imagine the rest. That punny had to be stuffed with ice blocks and then left to sleep wide open in front of a standing fan.

Berlyn:
Op picture of your Rod or u know the next thing

What do u wanna use his rod for?

Just go take bath and make sure u wash ur willy carefully

Gofwane:
Chai! Reminds me of the lady that ate suya with her boyfriend afterwards, things began to get hot. They were kissing, smooching and the guy wanting to go to the next stage, he dug his hand in her panties to f!nger fvck her forgetting they just ate suya..........haha, just imagine the rest. That punny had to be stuffed with ice blocks and then left to sleep wide open in front of a standing fan.

ah swear u haf killed me

Berlyn:
Op picture of your Rod or u know the next thing

smelly wet pu*sy go watch porn if u wan see dick

Berlyn:
Op picture of your Rod or u know the next thing

Come to my room..

UndisputedBosom:
Rub it Aboniki balm

U wicked man.. make I add salt fr injury?

vicstar:
look for a "hoe" and shove it inside

Hoe ko, cutlass ni.. I dnt do hoes

Sexxkillz:
You diced pepper with your bare hands. You forgot to wash your hands. You grabbed your Johnson yourself, yet you blame the devil. . .

Nigerians and blaming the devil for everything are like this. . .

Y wnt I blame d devil? He made me wan pee immediately I finished dicing na

Gofwane:
Chai! Reminds me of the lady that ate suya with her boyfriend afterwards, things began to get hot. They were kissing, smooching and the guy wanting to go to the next stage, he dug his hand in her panties to f!nger fvck her forgetting they just ate suya..........haha, just imagine the rest. That punny had to be stuffed with ice blocks and then left to sleep wide open in front of a standing fan.

You just killed me... Lmaoooooo..

I remember when a guy wanted to chase his sex freaked. Gf away.. d girl. Wan kill ds guy with sex, dt faithfull day! D guy rubbed his condom protected dick with Aboniki balm, nd fvckd her... d tin worked like majic, she dint comeback afterwaards

Nova15:
Just go take bath and make sure u wash ur willy carefully

Oh thank you friend... i'm sure dt should help..

jovialSoul001:

smelly wet pu*sy go watch porn if u wan see dick

I tire oo

pussyeater:

What do u wanna use his rod for?

Hep me ask her edakun