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War Between Airtel And A Subscriber by legendarystar: 2:45pm On Jul 21, 2016
caption this photo

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Re: War Between Airtel And A Subscriber by adesanya2014: 3:01pm On Jul 21, 2016
7 STEPS ON HOW TO CROSS ROAD NOW IN NAIJA
1. Look left and right for motor, keke and bike.
2. Look up for Niger Delta Avenger's Missiles.
3. Look downfor bombs from boko haram
4. Look back for kidnappers
5. Hold your bag tight and watch the person beside
you!
6. Look straightfor "invading foreign" Fulani
herdsmen with cattle
7. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet from police.
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.
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If after all these you still die,na from your village!!
.
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For more jokes download 'Mc waka Go' comedy audio https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/107568
Re: War Between Airtel And A Subscriber by horlamelekan(m): 3:01pm On Jul 21, 2016
not funny undecided

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Re: War Between Airtel And A Subscriber by legendarystar: 4:27pm On Jul 21, 2016
adesanya2014:
7 STEPS ON HOW TO CROSS ROAD NOW IN NAIJA
1. Look left and right for motor, keke and bike.
2. Look up for Niger Delta Avenger's Missiles.
3. Look downfor bombs from boko haram
4. Look back for kidnappers
5. Hold your bag tight and watch the person beside
you!
6. Look straightfor "invading foreign" Fulani
herdsmen with cattle
7. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet from police.
.
.
.
.
If after all these you still die,na from your village!!
.
.
For more jokes download 'Mc waka Go' comedy audio https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/107568


cruel.
Re: War Between Airtel And A Subscriber by Nobody: 5:32pm On Jul 21, 2016
adesanya2014:
7 STEPS ON HOW TO CROSS ROAD NOW IN NAIJA
1. Look left and right for motor, keke and bike.
2. Look up for Niger Delta Avenger's Missiles.
3. Look downfor bombs from boko haram
4. Look back for kidnappers
5. Hold your bag tight and watch the person beside
you!
6. Look straightfor "invading foreign" Fulani
herdsmen with cattle
7. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet from police.
.
.
.
.
If after all these you still die,na from your village!!
.
.
For more jokes download 'Mc waka Go' comedy audio https://my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/107568

Funny.

This -> "If after all these you still die,na from your village!!", got me laughing.

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