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Joke: Why Are You Laughing? by D34lw4p(m): 5:40pm On Jul 21, 2016 |
A young woman, several
months pregnant, boarded a
bus and sat opposite a young
man, he smiled. Feeling
embarrassed, she changed
her seat. But it was to no
avail, for the young man
smiled even more broadly
when she sat down. Again, she moved to another seat, he grinned and again after the fourth move, the young man just rolled up and roared with laughter. The woman complained and duly had him summoned to court... JUDGE: Well, young man, have you anything to say in your defense against this charge? YOUNG MAN: Well, your Honor, when the young lady entered the bus, her condition was obvious. However, that did not prompt my smile, but she sat under an advertisement that read: "Coming shortly - The Gold Rush Twins." The lady seemed indignant when I smiled and she got up and took another seat beneath a shaving stick advertisement, which read: "William's stick did the trick." She moved a third time and sat beneath a poster that read: "Sloane's liniments will remove swelling." "It was after she had moved her seat fourth time that I lost control of my merriment for above her was a slogan: "Dunlop Rubber Goods would have prevented this accident." The Judge dismissed the complaint! IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE, DROP A COMMENT DONT LAUGH ALONE, SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS Dont forget, to get more jokes visit www.nct.com.ng/fun/ |
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