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12 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by reportnaijanews(m): 7:36am On Jul 22, 2016
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3

Penalties awarded only if injured player curses
a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the

winner will be determined by the last team to
score.

6. No referee and lines men. You could run
with the ball even behind the goal post.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball
you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the
ball from the tree when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed,
game over.

11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.

12. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

*Is it ‪#‎different‬ in your own place?

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Re: 12 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by DaBullIT(m): 7:39am On Jul 22, 2016
Add photos i promise you FP


the rules are the same everywhere my brother , Until MEND,MASSOB,NDA,BOKOHARAM came


Every child was innocent and those were the good old days
Re: 12 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by kiddoiLL(m): 7:44am On Jul 22, 2016
kids of nowadays dont know bout such xperience n sadly they wont
Re: 12 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by ChappyChase: 7:54am On Jul 22, 2016
O the good old days of "pgako" ball!!
Well during our days. ,
1) It is a nice defence strategy to kick the ball in to your own net once its about to get in grin.
2)You must put your left hand on your chest before you throw the ball grin
3) Hand ball offence automatically attract a penalty weather na for your mama backyard e happen, we don't care!!!!!!!!!!
Re: 12 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Rednaxelot: 9:16am On Jul 22, 2016
reportnaijanews:


1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3

Penalties awarded only if injured player curses
a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the

winner will be determined by the last team to
score.

6. No referee and lines men. You could run
with the ball even behind the goal post.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball
you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the
ball from the tree when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed,
game over.

11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.

12. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

*Is it ‪#‎different‬ in your own place?

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we had no goal post, na stones we dey take do goal post. If an attempt to score was made and the ball was high, we would shout Over.

Over what?
Cross bar/stick no dey over the "goalstones" o, yet we dey shout Over.
Over ko, under ni!
Re: 12 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Rednaxelot: 9:19am On Jul 22, 2016
ChappyChase:
O the good old days of "pgako" ball!!
Well during our days. ,
1) It is a nice defence strategy to kick the ball in to your own net once its about to get in grin.
2)You must put your left hand on your chest before you throw the ball grin
3) Hand ball offence automatically attract a penalty weather na for your mama backyard e happen, we don't care!!!!!!!!!!
and the penalty would be played with one's achille to an empty "goalstones" from distance measured with our feet(mostly 7feet away from the posts)
Re: 12 Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Ekpekus(m): 2:01pm On Jul 22, 2016
13. Burst and pay. If you play the ball burst, you go pay.
14. If you kick the ball go break windscreen, window panels or hit an elderly person and the ball was ceased, then know say your own don be.
15. After the whistle, hand and leg ..... it's called dead ball or deading lol.
17. When you get angry in the field of play, you can actually tackle your team mates and even purposely score an own goal.


Many funny things jars...

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