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Seriously Funny Adages. by notrespazz(m): 4:24am On Sep 16, 2009
1. He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am.
2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother.
3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am.
4. He who lives in a glass house, Na im pepe rest.
5. A stitch in time, dey prevent further tear tear.
6.Birds of d same feather, na d same mama born dem.
7.One good turn, na correct power steering be that.
8. A bird in hand, wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.
9. Half bread, is better than buns or puff puff.
10. D journey of a thousand miles, Ol’ boy e beta make u carry your car go enter aeroplane.
11.The patient dog, Na hunger go kill am.
12. All work & no play, Na Banker be dat.
13. He who laughs last, na mumu, y im no catch d
joke d 1st time & laugh when others dey laugh
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by candylips(m): 10:01am On Sep 16, 2009
hmm cheesy
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by pappy4real(m): 2:25pm On Sep 16, 2009
weally weally funny adages. more pls
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by lordmassac(m): 5:17pm On Sep 16, 2009
nice one
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by bashydemy(m): 2:38am On Sep 17, 2009
nice one there more
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by CrazyMan(m): 6:36am On Sep 17, 2009
Nice one, keep it up.
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by candylips(m): 9:37am On Sep 17, 2009
CrazyMan:

Nice one, keep it up.

na who ask u cheesy
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by Abbeycity4(f): 11:19am On Sep 17, 2009
who else if nt me cheesy
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by candylips(m): 12:14pm On Sep 17, 2009
Abbey_city:

who else if nt me cheesy

na who say make u ask him cheesy
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by bydot1(m): 12:16pm On Sep 17, 2009
u ask question alot, abeg park dat ya flash yansh for brt lane
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by candylips(m): 12:21pm On Sep 17, 2009
by.dot:

u ask question alot, abeg park dat ya flash yansh for brt lane

i dont do brt lane wink
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by aristole(m): 3:58pm On Sep 17, 2009
@ poster

Thumbs up!
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by kikkie(f): 4:48am On Sep 18, 2009
@poster vry nice
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by tytylayor: 7:43am On Sep 18, 2009
wink
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by clemcykul(f): 8:52am On Sep 18, 2009
winkster
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by candylips(m): 10:30am On Sep 18, 2009
na yam
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by romsky: 11:22am On Sep 18, 2009
no potato
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by candylips(m): 11:24am On Sep 18, 2009
what of banana
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by romsky: 11:27am On Sep 18, 2009
tu soft for penetration
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by candylips(m): 1:18pm On Sep 18, 2009
na who tell u that cheesy
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by CuteAngel(f): 1:46pm On Sep 18, 2009
talking out of experience
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by Abbeycity4(f): 1:50pm On Sep 18, 2009
c dem!
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by sylve11: 1:59pm On Sep 18, 2009
oya slap them cool
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by Abbeycity4(f): 2:02pm On Sep 18, 2009
**move close 2dem & begin to slap dem 1 by 1** yeah am thru  grin cool
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by candylips(m): 2:08pm On Sep 18, 2009
abbey so u get hand i think say u be handicap na grin grin grin
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by aristole(m): 2:50pm On Sep 18, 2009
sneak myself out of this dirty gathering.Praise God!!! I am free.
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by candylips(m): 3:04pm On Sep 18, 2009
aristole:

sneak myself out of this dirty gathering.Praise God!!! I am free.

who are u
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by darmilorla(f): 2:00pm On Sep 19, 2009
lol, 9ice one poster
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by blissieng(f): 2:07pm On Sep 19, 2009
I've seen this 'ten' too many times.
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by kabola2009(m): 4:36pm On Sep 19, 2009
stale but interesting
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by mamagee6(f): 8:31pm On Sep 19, 2009
It sounds more like a rhyme than a joke. grin grin
Re: Seriously Funny Adages. by bydot1(m): 11:59pm On Sep 19, 2009
really? smiley

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