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Tight: ! by aristole(m): 5:16pm On Sep 17, 2009
This couple were in bed getting busy on their Wedding Night.When the bride placed the guys hand onto her womanliness. "Put your finger in me, " she asked  him. So he did without hesitation, as she started moaning. "Put two fingers in, ", she requested. So in went another one. She's really started to get worked up when she said, "Put your whole hand in!". The guy's like, "Ok!". So he have his entire hand in, when she  was moaning aloud "Put both your hands inside of me!!!". So the guy put both of his hands in! "Now clap your hands, " commanded the girl. "I can't", said the guy. The girl looked at him and said "See, I told you I had a tight womanliness!".

Sorry o!!!!!


Well,for your information;he put his legs in it as well and when he wanted to remove his

legs;his shoes were no where to be found.They called a Police Officer who entered with

his torch-light and searched every where inside until he lost his way and could not come

out again. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Re: Tight: ! by tytylayor: 7:56am On Sep 18, 2009
cheesy cheesy really tight like dat of abbey
Re: Tight: ! by clemcykul(f): 8:48am On Sep 18, 2009
@joke
lol
Re: Tight: ! by Ben13: 9:51am On Sep 18, 2009
I like tight ones shocked
Re: Tight: ! by romsky: 11:09am On Sep 18, 2009
tight enuf for ya head to enter bah
Re: Tight: ! by Ben13: 11:15am On Sep 18, 2009
you're mistaking my head for dickele's
Re: Tight: ! by romsky: 11:24am On Sep 18, 2009
yea urs is same size as humpty dumpty
Re: Tight: ! by Abbeycity4(f): 11:33am On Sep 18, 2009
tytylayor:

cheesy cheesy really tight like dat of abbey
shocked shocked u chop crazy? urs is more tighter thn mine cool

@Topic
grin grin she 4 say make d guy put legs nw, da one go too beta
Re: Tight: ! by CuteAngel(f): 11:35am On Sep 18, 2009
Please don't corrupt me o, ma tisha told me dat evil conversation corrupt good manners.
Re: Tight: ! by Ben13: 11:38am On Sep 18, 2009
so abbey sabi bad tins like this
Re: Tight: ! by romsky: 12:06pm On Sep 18, 2009
na u holy pass
Re: Tight: ! by Abbeycity4(f): 12:14pm On Sep 18, 2009
Ben-10:

so abbey sabi bad tins like this

wetin i don talk nw, en old man
Re: Tight: ! by aristole(m): 2:10pm On Sep 18, 2009
ok .
Re: Tight: ! by sylve11: 2:28pm On Sep 18, 2009
@poster,

that joke's tight! grin cool
Re: Tight: ! by bydot1(m): 3:27pm On Sep 18, 2009
c dem
Re: Tight: ! by Ben13: 3:31pm On Sep 18, 2009
you no fit tight like them na
Re: Tight: ! by biola44: 4:38pm On Sep 18, 2009
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Tight: ! by sylve11: 4:55pm On Sep 18, 2009
what a life u'v gat! shocked shocked cool
Re: Tight: ! by Abbeycity4(f): 5:14pm On Sep 18, 2009
@biola u mean grin grin grin grin
Re: Tight: ! by bydot1(m): 5:25am On Sep 19, 2009
wink
Re: Tight: ! by busybody20: 5:35am On Sep 19, 2009
wetin do u 4 eye?
Re: Tight: ! by bydot1(m): 5:50am On Sep 19, 2009
ask me again!
Re: Tight: ! by CuteAngel(f): 7:58am On Sep 19, 2009
wetin do you for eye?
Re: Tight: ! by aristole(m): 12:24pm On Sep 19, 2009
Answer d question now!!!
Re: Tight: ! by Ben13: 12:27pm On Sep 19, 2009
wen your tin no tight
Re: Tight: ! by aristole(m): 12:41pm On Sep 19, 2009
@ Ben.

Have u been discharged?Thank God o.God has done it again!!!
Re: Tight: ! by sylve11: 12:52pm On Sep 19, 2009
discharged frm Yaba Left, right? cool
Re: Tight: ! by bydot1(m): 12:36am On Sep 20, 2009
exactly, nor be u escort am come house?
Re: Tight: ! by aristole(m): 1:21pm On Sep 22, 2009
Operation sweep came to sweep all escorts with their patient back into the hospital for proper Registration!!!.   smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Tight: ! by Ben13: 1:56pm On Sep 22, 2009
you wey enter thru fence
Re: Tight: ! by akym(m): 3:18pm On Sep 22, 2009
No bi thru window u self folow.
Re: Tight: ! by aristole(m): 4:20pm On Sep 22, 2009
@ Akym

No mind am o!!!

Na infection im be o.Run for ur life o

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