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Budgie Jumping by New(m): 6:21pm On Dec 06, 2006
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section
and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,"
says
Gerry.

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for the
birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of
the
Connor Pass. At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop
and
says, "Dis looks like a grand place."

He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off
the cliff.

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the
bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and
says,
"Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"




, THERE'S MORE,




Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet
shop
too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box
in
one hand and a shotgun in the other.

"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says.

He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws
himself
over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
breaks every bone in his body.

Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either!"




, IT IS NOT OVER YET,





Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box
out
of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and
hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a
rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry
with
his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting, and now Sean and his
fook'n
hengliding!"
Re: Budgie Jumping by angelz(f): 10:27pm On Dec 06, 2006
What's dis? Heck!
Re: Budgie Jumping by New(m): 12:09pm On Dec 07, 2006
British humour
Re: Budgie Jumping by jimaj4life(m): 2:51pm On Dec 07, 2006
i dont see anything funny in this joke
Re: Budgie Jumping by New(m): 4:19pm On Dec 07, 2006
You Irish? If you haven't heard of bungie jumping and handgliding, ignore it
Re: Budgie Jumping by dominique(f): 8:16pm On Dec 07, 2006
the post is too freakin long, what is it about
Re: Budgie Jumping by Akinagirl(f): 2:44am On Dec 10, 2006
Re: Budgie Jumping by Pamperme: 2:47pm On Dec 14, 2006
what the lipsrsealed is dat all about?

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