500 FUNNIEST/WITTIEST replies or comments on Nairaland.

Humor is different for everyone. What brings smiles to Mr/Mrs A may not work for Mrs/Mr B. The interchange of Mr and Mrs is the difference.

This thread is for ALL OF US to contribute. We'll document 500 fun and witty comments or replies from Nairalanders.

It's strictly on screen-grab, so screen grab it and post. If you "catch" any post that's funny and witty, print-screen and post.

Some posts will cause trouble or reignite an old post. Please, let's not take things personally.

I want things to be in order from 500-1. When you want to post you should book a space first, then modify and number your post accordingly (with the help of the post above yours).

Let's keep this on the Romance Section. We're more after the wittiness than the humor, but both are inseparable like the devil and temptation.

HEY! ATTENTION: Alter the color of your screenshot with your photo editor if you wish for easy identification.

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Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe

— iLegend™

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I don buy land here

Following

No be small thing today o

Space booked..This should be fun!

Lemme park here mhenn.. This thread is promising.

Following the ladder

Following....

#491

Picture quote

I can smell front page things

#489

PLEASE, UPLOAD YOURS. THESE QUOTES WILL BE ADDED PERIODICALLY, SO COME BACK TO ADD YOURS AND ALSO READ FROM OTHERS.

Let's keep the thread active till the day we'll get to #1.

Make we no start to dey fight o! Cuz some of the quotes them fit cause wahala.

— iLegend

e be like say this thread go make f.p. make i quickly build duplex for this g.r.a

Lols

Brb

**wraps my Ghana SK**


Abeg, who get lighter?

YourMajesty:
**wraps my Ghana SK**


Abeg, who get lighter?

Na Badagry SK be the real deal jare...

To hell with Ghana SK!

Quickly light my own. Egbon, if you want the lighter come and collect it!