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7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by mizzbouqui(f): 2:46pm On Jul 27, 2016
We know those things.
We do them when we’re alone. Or when we think no one else is watching. Check them out and see which you’re guilty of:

1.  Farting
Everyone cuts one whenever they believe they’re alone.

Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by mizzbouqui(f): 2:48pm On Jul 27, 2016
2.  Walking around in your underwear
Once you’re home alone, you turn to a victoria secret model. You start to strut your stuff in your underwear.

Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by abbeyology88(m): 2:50pm On Jul 27, 2016
mizzbouqui:
We know those things.
We do them when we’re alone. Or when we think no one else is watching. Check them out and see which you’re guilty of:

1.  Farting
Everyone cuts one whenever they believe they’re alone.



Ahhh bukky.

U no see me U no ask of me abi.


Hmn. smiley

Maa gbe keke lo, mio ba e sere mo
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by chachanga: 2:51pm On Jul 27, 2016
mizzbouqui:
We know those things.
We do them when we’re alone. Or when we think no one else is watching. Check them out and see which you’re guilty of:

1.  Farting
Everyone cuts one whenever they believe they’re alone.

Ah? Some people nor send you on this one o
Dey let-it-rip anytime dey feel the need but na the smelly gaseous type dey pain persin pass tongue angry
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by ajasbaba(m): 3:00pm On Jul 27, 2016
that number 1 nah true,especially too women,

dem go they pretend like say them no dey mess,

but nah mess smell pass.

there mess fit make cripple waka again.
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by ifex370(m): 3:02pm On Jul 27, 2016
mizzbouqui:
2.  Walking around in your underwear
Once you’re home alone, you turn to a victoria secret model. You start to strut your stuff in your underwear.


Omor dis geh color no be here o

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Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by mizzbouqui(f): 3:06pm On Jul 27, 2016
3.  Singing like you’re performing at a concert
When your favourite song starts to play on TV and you’re alone so you give a concert like:

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Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by soberdrunk(m): 3:07pm On Jul 27, 2016
Add "wanking" to the list.....

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Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by mizzbouqui(f): 3:07pm On Jul 27, 2016
4.  Stalking your crush or ex on social media
You will just be watching your crush like:

Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by mizzbouqui(f): 3:09pm On Jul 27, 2016
5.  Talking to yourself when you’re bored
We all do it. Don’t lie.

Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by mizzbouqui(f): 3:10pm On Jul 27, 2016
6.  Admiring yourself in the mirror like

Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by mizzbouqui(f): 3:11pm On Jul 27, 2016
7.  Eating everything in sight
Well there is no one to judge you or call you glutton so you eat like:
 
Which number are you guilty of?

http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/things-everyone-does/?geoip
Cc: Lalasticlala

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Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by ajasbaba(m): 3:15pm On Jul 27, 2016
ifex370:



Omor dis geh color no be here o


black of life
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by Chazzyboy: 3:41pm On Jul 27, 2016
mizzbouqui:
7.  Eating everything in sight Well there is no one to judge you or call you glutton so you eat like:
  Which number are you guilty of?
http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/things-everyone-does/?geoip Cc: Lalasticlala
things u do keep telling'em
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by drkay(m): 6:08am On Jul 28, 2016
Pretence and packaging
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by Jfactor(m): 7:21am On Jul 28, 2016
8. Watching cartoons

9. Day dreaming

10. Wanting to chat wit MISSBOUQOI on watsapp, but don't hv her number? Wishing to hv d numba
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by mizzbouqui(f): 10:25am On Jul 28, 2016
Jfactor:
8. Watching cartoons

9. Day dreaming

10. Wanting to chat wit MISSBOUQOI on watsapp, but don't hv her number? Wishing to hv d numba
Issorite continue dreaming tongue
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by Jfactor(m): 12:13pm On Jul 28, 2016
smiley Loving Miss bouqui till D Rapture
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by circuit101: 5:37pm On Jul 28, 2016
On behalf of the wankers family,we Herby ban you for 10yrs for not recognising us on ur list.
Our top 7
We.....

1). Search for the nearest verselin...


2)lock the door with 8 padlocks..

3)...xvideos.com.....


4)Take a deep breath and self-service








5)yet again self-service!!!!!




6)errupt....



7)clean up and pretend nothing ever apnd.
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by mizzbouqui(f): 5:53pm On Jul 28, 2016
circuit101:
On behalf of the wankers family,we Herby ban you for 10yrs for not recognising us on ur list.
Our top 7
We.....

1). Search for the nearest verselin...


2)lock the door with 8 padlocks..

3)...xvideos.com.....


4)Take a deep breath and self-service








5)yet again self-service!!!!!




6)errupt....



7)clean up and pretend nothing ever apnd.
Hmph you try

Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by tico1212(m): 6:10pm On Jul 28, 2016
@OP you're not looking bad at all... Epitome of beauty
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by mizzbouqui(f): 6:15pm On Jul 28, 2016
tico1212:
@OP you are not looking bad at all... Epitome of beauty
Enh enh cheesy thanks
Re: 7 Things Everyone Does When No One Else Is Around. by tico1212(m): 6:25pm On Jul 28, 2016
mizzbouqui:

Enh enh cheesy thanks

Yw......lolzzzzz

That was a typo. Ma bad

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