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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Berlusconi: 6:31pm On Jul 28, 2016

RoTFL

Pictures 4 and 6 are so true of my mum. Somtyms she even asks sarcastically "why don't yu use yur number 6?"

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Rumplesteelskin: 6:32pm On Jul 28, 2016

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by abdeiz(m): 6:32pm On Jul 28, 2016

Lol

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by esosuo2: 6:34pm On Jul 28, 2016

were all dis guys dey get all dis concept from sef , make sense like bread and butter grin

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by peezeygwiny(m): 6:34pm On Jul 28, 2016

The 'who broke the plate' saga tho

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by esosuo2: 6:36pm On Jul 28, 2016

salabscholar01:
when your biscuit drop on the ground and they tell you to leave it for the devil

Lol how much devil Contribute for d.biscuit?

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by phranklyn92(m): 6:37pm On Jul 28, 2016

Oh Lawd!!! You just made my day. Lol

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by googlepikins: 6:37pm On Jul 28, 2016

lol

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by midasbliss(f): 6:40pm On Jul 28, 2016

SlimBrawnie:
My mum duped me severally of this "Let me hold it for u" scam and the day I ever ask of it is the day I'd be reminded of the food I've been eating, the clothes I've been wearing and my school feed.

Shey na me say make una born me?

my mum... lol

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Khaliyah(m): 6:52pm On Jul 28, 2016

googlepikins:
lol

this one can pain me ehn!! Her eye dy move round d church pass angels o

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by oladele239(m): 7:18pm On Jul 28, 2016

Lol

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by intrinsicniyi(m): 7:22pm On Jul 28, 2016

salabscholar01:
Mum: Who broke dis plate
Me: Ermmm...
Mum:just tell me I won't beat you
Me: It's me..
Mum:

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by drey076(m): 7:29pm On Jul 28, 2016

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by testimonyobaoyin(f): 7:37pm On Jul 28, 2016

Lol that's cotonu I know that place like I know my Palm

salabscholar01:
Bill Gates left school
SteveJob left school[b][/b]
Mark Zuckerberg left school
When U leave school

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by HomeOfMe(f): 7:45pm On Jul 28, 2016

salabscholar01:
Mum: Who broke dis plate Me: Ermmm... Mum:just tell me I won't beat you Me: It's me.. Mum:

Lol

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Tiskified(m): 7:59pm On Jul 28, 2016

SlimBrawnie:
My mum duped me severally of this "Let me hold it for u" scam and the day I ever ask of it is the day I'd be reminded of the food I've been eating, the clothes I've been wearing and my school fees.

Shey na me say make una born me?

Hahahahhahah. I'm sure you'll do the same thing to your kids. By the way nice profile picture...

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by SlimBrawnie(f): 8:05pm On Jul 28, 2016

Tiskified:

Hahahahhahah. I'm sure you'll do the same thing to your kids. By the way nice profile picture...

Lol...thanks dear, I'd definitely do it to my kids,so they know what its like to have Nigerian mother and any nice thing I get for them, I'd tell them its that money I used. grin

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by dadaijboy: 8:06pm On Jul 28, 2016

Lols

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by micskales(m): 8:42pm On Jul 28, 2016

veekid:

u wan kill me grin

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by micskales(m): 8:47pm On Jul 28, 2016

Lemme add mine

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by okikiosibodu(m): 8:52pm On Jul 28, 2016

Let me add mine

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by mjswthrt(f): 8:57pm On Jul 28, 2016

Funny

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by okikiosibodu(m): 8:59pm On Jul 28, 2016

More

Meanwhile
The drug under the stone -Ogun Abeokuta
Umuahia's armpit- Abia Umuahia

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by okikiosibodu(m): 9:01pm On Jul 28, 2016

Still more

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Nastydroid(m): 9:04pm On Jul 28, 2016

oladele239:
Lol

I know that guy

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by okikiosibodu(m): 9:06pm On Jul 28, 2016

Still more o

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by firestar(f): 9:08pm On Jul 28, 2016

Chai-yeeeeee. grin

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Kruzilano(m): 9:30pm On Jul 28, 2016

testimonyobaoyin:
Lol that's cotonu I know that place like I know my Palm

buh nobody aske u na.... Lolx. Just joking tho

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by Charles4075(m): 10:26pm On Jul 28, 2016

SlimBrawnie:
My mum duped me severally of this "Let me hold it for u" scam and the day I ever ask of it is the day I'd be reminded of the food I've been eating, the clothes I've been wearing and my school fees.

Shey na me say make una born me?

I can relate to that. The one that annoys me most is when she behaves like this----

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Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by papae1(m): 10:41pm On Jul 28, 2016

Awesome

Re: What It Means To Be A Nigerian by druxy(m): 10:46pm On Jul 28, 2016

DirtyGold:
If you attended a boarding school, you can relate...

aaha ..we called it sanpaming for my school then

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