Lol...I just stumbled on this and decided to share it...
I believe we are all matured
No bashing pls...
Just pick a number...


1. Razor bump pvssy. She’s still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.

2. Honda Civic pvssy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.

3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she’s not exactly dancing on the bar.

4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pvssy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t).

5. Vintage porn pvssy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won’t find a young girl with this pussy anymore.

6. Lazy pvssy. She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits.

7. Spinster pvssy. This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is ready for the body attached to it to die.

8. Dog ear in the wind pvssy. The clitoris flaps around like it has a mind of its own, but trying to understand its movements will only confuse you.

9. Rain drop pussy. One more drop of pvssy flesh and the surface tension will no longer be able to hold the entire apparatus to her body. I like the clitoris here more than the dog ear in the wind pussy because it’s easier to diddle.

10. Pedophile pvssy. Perverted men put it all on the line to score this virginal pussy. It’s as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them?

11. Predator pussy. If you stare at this pvssy for 40 seconds, an image of the Predator alien will pop out at you.

12. Big pvssy. Easy entry/exit, but she won’t feel anything if you’re not well-equipped. She’ll be polite, though, and let out a few token moans at your ineffective thrusts.

13. Experienced pvssy. This pussy tries to fake but those bumps don’t lie. They act like tree rings and are easily measurable by trained scientists.

14. Social anxiety pvssy. Awkward body language and tonality. You need a lot of pre-intimacy with this one.

15. Domestic violence pvssy. The pussy got out of line so the man had to slap it around, leading to a swollen, tender appearance. (That reminds me—what do you say to a girl with a black eye? Answer: Bitch I already told you once!)

16. Diarrhea pvssy. This pussy ate a bad meal from Taco Bell and is now shooting semi-digested pellets into the toilet bowl.

17. Toyota Camry pvssy. Roomier version of the Honda Civic pussy and more reliable with lower maintenance costs. Bring along a couple of your friends. (Editor’s Note: This is my favorite pussy type. I don’t have time to figure out how pussy works—I just want to hop in and get to my destination as quickly as possible.)

18. Last minute pvssy. God didn’t decide on the gender of this pvssy until the last minute, hence the huge meaty bit that makes penetration extra challenging.

19. Chubby pvssy. You look at this pvssy and are not sure whether to recommend the cookie diet or P90X.

20. Shy pussy. More outgoing than social anxiety pussy, but her constant silence makes you wonder, “Does she like me? Is she playing games?”

21. Developmentally stunted pvssy. If they caught the problem early then an endocrinologist could have prescribed a hormone treatment, but unfortunately it’s too late now and what you got is a pussy that is small and under-powered.

22. Used to be fat pvssy. This pussy has lost so much weight that the remaining skin is flabby and loose like an overripe pear.

23. McMansion pvssy. You love this pvssy in the beginning, bragging to your friends about all the extra storage space it contains, but then once you see your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical.

24. Eagle pvssy. Wings in the back offer more stability during flight. Graceful, earnest.

25. Interstate highway pvssy. When they built this pussy it was like a dream to drive on the freshly paved asphalt, but overdevelopment of the surrounding areas has led to intolerable sprawl.

26. Anteater pvssy. How your grandma’s pussy looks like. Loosening muscle and skin has forced the first couple inches of the vaginal canal to prolapse outside of the body. Grandpa ain’t complaining though… that sly devil.

27. Terminator pvssy. One of Skynet’s first models. The clitoris has a formidable exoskeleton that will swallow up your dick if you don’t disable the chip first.

28. Turkey pvssy. Wings, giblet, caruncle, wattle—you got it all here. Starter package comes with special handling instructions and food for the first month.

29. Department store pvssy. It looked great when you tried it on in the fitting room, but at home it looks a little off. Maybe it’s one size too small?

30. Morbidly obese pvssy. When this pvssy gets sick you need to need to call the special ambulance with the human crane. All hands on deck!

many are mad, but few are roaming.

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if u not going to tell us ur type, then we not interested

@ OP which one is urs

Ayanma!!!

Lobbish!.

Why not use the time, you used in searching for that lobbish for something more productive.

that of op is no. 18 i saw it last night

OP, u should have added graphic, you wan disvirgin my eyes......na wa for you oooo

RichieDaVinci01:
Ayanma!!!

Ayanmakata

Kelly2713:
that of op is no. 18 i saw it last night

in ur dream?

[quote author=sleekyonyx post=48154756]in ur dream

you are forming now abi

[quote author=Kelly2713 post=48155038][/quote]obo reeee

sgoutdh

do toto even get types

so toto even get types

collarfreak:
obo reeee

what

Love em rough n ruged

Op! Op!! Op!!! Like seriously u no get work,as well u don't knw wat to use ur leisure time for.

Op! Op!! Op!!! Like seriously u no get work,as well as u don't knw wat to use ur leisure time for.

Rubbish cat.na food?

Irritating.

Op are you a pussycologist?

;Dniggas be like.. "i cant still find Nkechi's pussy here"..

Disguisting

everybody free the op na. op just negodu your ambition eh?

Piptoes:

Lol...I just stumbled on this and decided to share it...
I believe we are all matured
No bashing pls...
Just pick a number...
1. Razor bump pvssy. She’s still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.
2. Honda Civic pvssy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.
3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she’s not exactly dancing on the bar.
4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pvssy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don’t).
5. Vintage porn pvssy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won’t find a young girl with this pussy anymore.
6. Lazy pvssy. She’s putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits.
7. Spinster pvssy. This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is ready for the body attached to it to die.
8. Dog ear in the wind pvssy. The clitoris flaps around like it has a mind of its own, but trying to understand its movements will only confuse you.
9. Rain drop pussy. One more drop of pvssy flesh and the surface tension will no longer be able to hold the entire apparatus to her body. I like the clitoris here more than the dog ear in the wind pussy because it’s easier to diddle.
10. Pedophile pvssy. Perverted men put it all on the line to score this virginal pussy. It’s as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them?
11. Predator pussy. If you stare at this pvssy for 40 seconds, an image of the Predator alien will pop out at you.
12. Big pvssy. Easy entry/exit, but she won’t feel anything if you’re not well-equipped. She’ll be polite, though, and let out a few token moans at your ineffective thrusts.
13. Experienced pvssy. This pussy tries to fake but those bumps don’t lie. They act like tree rings and are easily measurable by trained scientists.
14. Social anxiety pvssy. Awkward body language and tonality. You need a lot of pre-intimacy with this one.
15. Domestic violence pvssy. The pussy got out of line so the man had to slap it around, leading to a swollen, tender appearance. (That reminds me—what do you say to a girl with a black eye? Answer: Bitch I already told you once!)
16. Diarrhea pvssy. This pussy ate a bad meal from Taco Bell and is now shooting semi-digested pellets into the toilet bowl.
17. Toyota Camry pvssy. Roomier version of the Honda Civic pussy and more reliable with lower maintenance costs. Bring along a couple of your friends. (Editor’s Note: This is my favorite pussy type. I don’t have time to figure out how pussy works—I just want to hop in and get to my destination as quickly as possible.)
18. Last minute pvssy. God didn’t decide on the gender of this pvssy until the last minute, hence the huge meaty bit that makes penetration extra challenging.
19. Chubby pvssy. You look at this pvssy and are not sure whether to recommend the cookie diet or P90X.
20. Shy pussy. More outgoing than social anxiety pussy, but her constant silence makes you wonder, “Does she like me? Is she playing games?”
21. Developmentally stunted pvssy. If they caught the problem early then an endocrinologist could have prescribed a hormone treatment, but unfortunately it’s too late now and what you got is a pussy that is small and under-powered.
22. Used to be fat pvssy. This pussy has lost so much weight that the remaining skin is flabby and loose like an overripe pear.
23. McMansion pvssy. You love this pvssy in the beginning, bragging to your friends about all the extra storage space it contains, but then once you see your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical.
24. Eagle pvssy. Wings in the back offer more stability during flight. Graceful, earnest.
25. Interstate highway pvssy. When they built this pussy it was like a dream to drive on the freshly paved asphalt, but overdevelopment of the surrounding areas has led to intolerable sprawl.
26. Anteater pvssy. How your grandma’s pussy looks like. Loosening muscle and skin has forced the first couple inches of the vaginal canal to prolapse outside of the body. Grandpa ain’t complaining though… that sly devil.
27. Terminator pvssy. One of Skynet’s first models. The clitoris has a formidable exoskeleton that will swallow up your dick if you don’t disable the chip first.
28. Turkey pvssy. Wings, giblet, caruncle, wattle—you got it all here. Starter package comes with special handling instructions and food for the first month.
29. Department store pvssy. It looked great when you tried it on in the fitting room, but at home it looks a little off. Maybe it’s one size too small?
30. Morbidly obese pvssy. When this pvssy gets sick you need to need to call the special ambulance with the human crane. All hands on deck!

Hahahahahahahahaahha una no go kill person for this NL

Chei chei chinedu come and sheee shumtin...this girls will not kill pehen on NL

Wtf lol