NEW YORK – A 41-year-old woman had the winning lottery ticket worth
over 3 million dollars on Friday night, but showed up to work anyway on
Monday to deliver one last package.

The courier company had no idea of her winnings. “I knew something
was wrong because I came back from lunch and the door to my office
was closed,” said the manager. I slowly opened the door to discover the
woman with her pants around her ankles, hunched over on my desk like
a hippopotamus/cheetah dropping a massive poo on my desk. She shot
her head towards me and locked eyes. I was frozen in shock and fear. In
my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt
like a Play-Doh fun factory.”
“It was worth it,” the woman said on arrest. “On Friday when I realized I
hit the lotto, I knew this would be the first thing I would do. I hit up
every Mexican food truck and saved my dumps all weekend. I was
shuffling around like a death-row inmate trying not to explode. I’ve been
putting up with that guy’s shit for years, it’s time he put up with some of
mine.”

https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/04/25/woman-arrested-for-defecating-on-boss-desk-after-winning-the-lottery/

Mumu,
Maybe some time in Prison, will give her a rude awakening.

This shit is crazy. Some bosses deserve. Would love to see the picture of her delivering the show!

lols