I knew an Hausa lady that was so stupid that,

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over a cordless phone.

*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

*she studied for a blood test.

*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

this is soo funny

This is not just stupidity, she's sick

she will make a perfect mate 4 u,afterall unlike charges attract.

cant stop laughing

The girl de very stupid

nice one,kip it up

cool one poster

Sam Milla, Why did it have to be a hausa lady Please be nice, lets joke but lets not personalise and sterotype people, it could have simply been that you know a lady.

@poster nice, long time u showed up hia

@aisha, m sure he didnt mean it dat way, its alrite, dont tak it personal ok? sonu

tight joke

bt shldnt hav used any tribe,som pple mite feel offended just as i am,my boyfy na hausa man

the girl is stupid and who care if ur boy friend is from fulani

hmmmmmmmmm

it wld hav ben beta if d guy had used suces

How him go use Success name? Common Lolly, the guy aint that dumb

are nu sure?

bt i wont let him insult hausas

sammila is back

he is bak 4 good

Jesus, lola ur posts don enter 2000 na na na na.

you dey sleep fo this land abi wetin

na so ooo my baby,

welcome once again

who?? your papa abi

see this tufe, u don come back ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, after u don go part term job for bank as a cleaner, welcome back. welcome welcome back

tank u tank u tank u.

u are far too kind. . . . .i have handed over the cleanin job to ur mother. o and visit her there whenever u like

u kill it

*jumps on joke, stabbing and shouting* Die you sonofabitch

good. the next person that posts here is a sonofabitch

nice 1 Sam nice 1

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nice 1 Sam nice 1

sonofa. . .

. . . . .bitch

hmmm