crackhaus:

Please come for me, I've been dying to find some new scraggly-looking bones to chew on this forum—you would be a good fit for my predilections on this board.

But I must warn you, better bring your A-game cos I don't suffer hags like you with a single-digit IQ.


The fact that you even keep thinking anyone has your time when no one even mentioned or quoted you here is enough proof you're not quite alright.
At least 10 females responded to the OP the same way you did...yet when you read a comment directed at the group, you and whoever else with a serious case of tingles start having unbearable contractions..

And you still think you're normal..

[size=13pt]Who the gods want to kill, they first make mad.[/size]

Ujoan:


And the fly that is ready for death follows the corpse to the grave . . .

I am a self-dedicated mouth-piece . . . . Speaking on behalf of all the other 10 women . . . Thy know I'm capable, hence the need to relax and enjoy the show . . .

But you guys are now how many? 4? More are coming to support you . . you'll need the help!

And look no further, because I don't suffer f00ls gladly, so watch your back Mr. . . . . I'm your new nemesis!

crackhaus:

Mumu, I guess YOU'RE the corpse and I'm the fly in that parable
You're just not sensible I swear..



[size=13pt]Intellectuals are my nemesis, you are pond scum![/size]
Don't get ahead of yourself.

crackhaus:


[size=13pt]Intellectuals are my nemesis, you are pond scum![/size]
Don't get ahead of yourself.

Ujoan:


[s]OMG . . so now you are taking a parable literally . . and yet you claim you and an intellectual . . . Kai this guy is cracking me up. Where do they find people like you?

Do you want to kill yourself, please don't . . . some sorry fool still needs you around to make their life even more miserable.

Biko where do they make these kind of MEN from, I need to know so I can add more grease to their elbow. This is FUN abeg . . . [/s]

Ujoan:


And yet here you are . . following me about like the fly that you are. Even if I have s11t in my bum-bum . . .

I'll do whatever I like, however I like . . . it must reaaly hurt that I'm not crawling yet . . .

I may not be an 'intellectual', buit I've got you at the tips of my finger . . . and I'm going to squeeze whenever I want.

Askseek:


Did you see any where in my post where I said he was not foolish, weak or that he related all these to me? You make a lot of assumptions but you might want to take a step back to grasp what I am trying to communicate to the op. As for my mil, yes not a piece of cake for your husband to have kids outside however when you consciously maneuver to cut said kids off then it is cruelty. He would have taken care of his kids, they were his responsibility not hers. Depriving them of any contact with their father benefitted her how? Her kids she tried so hard to protect have abandoned both she and her husband, so what did she gain? When after almost thirty years you try to right a wrong, then you sit this girl down to tell her, her mother took advantage of your husband and that's the only she was born, that is beyond cruel. So please, that she was partially right does not exonorate her, she was actually sure the boy was her husbands child and she was not sure of the girl. If there was no guilt why go back after so many years. If she was not cruel, why the guilt? Why the sleepless nights? She spearheaded the whole we must right this wrong that was done. She stuck with a man that could not keep it in his pants hence her cross to bear. You skipped where I said two kids that could be tracked down. I did not talk about the ones for whom she procured abortions for in the name of "they want to spoil my marriage".
By the way, calling him my fil in no way implies he raised my husband. it's a title accorded because he fathered him simple. I refuse to be offended at your not so subtle jab at me "I should be worried about my husband", thanks for your concern but no thanks. I am fine here, been fine with this man I've spent a total of 23 years with. Not everyone is a reflection of their home. I have not had cause to regret my choice and dont expect to.

One more thing, the only person who enjoys regaling anyone who will listen about this sordid story is my mil not fil as you assumed.

Ujoan:


And if you understood English you'd also know I meant the OP . . . since you are his mouthpiece, obviously eliciting empathy on his behalf. Olodo

I hate seeing nonsense, it assaults my sensibilities, that's why I've dedicated my time and energy to fight it on this thread.

You guys think being insensitive is something to be proud of. I can only feel sorrow for the children you are raising. . . .

I don't have any pity to waste on OP because the don't deserve it . . . both him and his brother.

Someone asked him if the search is for ritual purpose . . who knows. The things we hear these days. Maybe they asked him to donate one of his sons and w2ho better to bring than the bastard he abandoned.

Now I fear for the poor boy . . . May God save and protect him

Nancy2016:


You are taking this too far. From page one you have been attacking the OP and anyone who defends him. The brother would love to meet his son. Yes he abandoned the mother but at least he is trying to right a wrong. Have you never made a mistake in your life? Have you never hurt anyone in your life? Remember the bible quotation: “Let him who is without sin among you be the first to throw a stone at her.”

Ujoan:


Since you are an expert on UJU . . . you will know setting your ass on fire makes me feel relevant too . . .

And yes, you can claim all you want, we know even DOGs wish they will eat the food meant for the children of the house . . .

Ujoan:



From page one? Really? Can you screen grab page 1 and show me where I attacked anybody? Enlighten me . . . Please.

Its exactly accusations like this I'm defending and here you are making one again. If I insult you now someone else will come and say I'm fighting.

I guess what people want is for me to sit back and take attacks

5minsmadness:


Proud old wife whiling out her post menopausal days on nairaland

Proud that she has finally been able to bully a man because she cannot say a word at home

Madam classrep talking of civic duty, you be vigilantee?
Folks like u are annoying cos you eat and breathe self righteousness meanwhile your sh!t smells worse than a decaying corpse. Justifying what? Are you the hurt party? Were you abandoned by your lover? If yes cant u find it in your heart to forgive? But no, you obviously didnt hence you are still carrying the bitterness in your heart and its killing you slowly and you are looking for who to throw invectives on.

Carry your wrinkled vagina away from here woman! You are closer to death than i am!

Ujoan:


And you think you are sane . . . taking time off from your 'patients' to fight with a GIRL? Shame you no get . . . You've run out of people to feel sorry for and now you've settled on my hubby? OMG . . . unbelievably F00LISH!!!

Oh I know you desperately wish I was as pathetic as you portray here, it will make you happy abi? Make you feel like a MAN . . . eiyaaah . . sorry, not happening.

But you can try to dream up things to make yourself feel better, if it helps your sad sorry life . . .

Everybody is making money, even the wheel barrow pusher on the street. . . But don't worry, I understand your frustration. Must be really had to live from hard to mouth with NAiraland being the only way to display your madness . . . eiyaah . . now I do pity you!

crackhaus:

I don't know about you bro, but I've been around here long enough to understand why some specific posters always have a certain kind of response to certain kind of topics.
It's like clockwork. Immediately I see a topic on this section, I already KNOW the type of comment I will read from who and who.

On the issue of single-motherhood or issues relating to women who were ditched by men, it's quite usual to have women lash out...
I mean come to think of it, there are only just a few women here who can confidently claim they've never been used and ditched by a man in their lifetime.

What you see here is just an automated psychologically-fueled emotional response which I don't fault them for... but when some of them start to take it personal by making speculative comments, I actually wonder if they don't realize how they're exposing their own personal experiences by projecting... lol

Ujoan:


I've been dealing with Nld men since 2007 . . . I know how they roll . . .

Ujoan:


O . . .k . . it's just my old vJay you were fantasizing about, not my b00bs . . noted. Or did I also mention that one first?

I made a prediction and like moth to a flame you fell to my bait . . .

shebi na your papa give me gonorrhea . . since me and am na age mates . . DAFT Idiot.

Ask him about my flat slippers, he will tell you everything . . . maybe it will help get your slack d**k up.

Ujoan:


Since you have 3 words, why are you jealousy'ing my own nah? DAFT DAFT DAFT . . . . go and die.

How does it concern you if I overwork my brain and have stroke? I'm just a faceless e-monster out to get you nah, so why are you bothered? Could it be that my 'torn-wrinkled Vjay' is working for you already and you don't want to loose it? eiyaaah . . .

Errrm . . . I didn't check up on your previous post . . I don't have the kind of time you do. You said in one of your comments here that you are attending to a patient (did your small brain lose track already?) Are you saying you really work in a hospital? o . . . k, as a cleaner . . no wonder!

I'm quite charitable and[i] is[/i] willing to employ you if you want to. You can clean my home, it's not as messy as hospital . . . and I'll pay well. At least until you find your papa . . . he's coming with plenty dollars ooh. Don't lose hope.

Ujoan:


Errrm . . . contrary to popular opinion, I have a life outside Nld.

Ujoan:


What exactly bothers you so much about my presence on this thread? The fact that I can actually stand up to you men and BULLY you?

I don't care what your twisted mind tells you about me . . . the other one has been trying all day to bring down my personality. It means squat to me what you guys think about me, honestly.

But if you attack me, I attack you . . . simple!!

Do you feel the need to use big words to emphasize your presence? Continue . . it's good for morale . . . I'm here. not going anywhere!

And please save your stupid admiration . . . I spit and shit on it . . completely worthless to me!

mrjojo:
I guess she is experiencing some kinda of hormanal change, not her fault. Wouldn't like to derail the the thread too, another day, another time

Ujoan:
[size=18pt]Where are all the vultures . . . I guess you people are waiting for me to leave so that you can come back and attack like the COWARDS you are . . [/size]

Just do the gracious thing and concede . . . you'll still have your d88ks between your legs.

Ujoan:




Can you show me where I attached any of those two posts above This is just from the first page alone.
Idiota . . . f00lishly trying to justify stupidity.

In case you don't know who I am, ask for Ujujoan from 2007. I know when you registered on Nld . . . but you need to know that my own madness is not for 5 mins . . . more of 5 days . . . ask anybody!

Nancy2016:


Why would you insult me? Do you know me? Well you can click on page(1) and you will see how judgmental you were of the OP's brother and then things escalated between you and other writers.

5minsmadness:

Liar!!!

5minsmadness:


So you admit you are a chronic lunatic? No wonder

5minsmadness:


Hahahahahahah!!! See her using style to beg for mercy! I thought you said you were but a lowly housewife and you can do this all day?!? Ngwanu come out like the good doggy you are and dont forget to bring your wrinkled vagina with you

Ujoan:


Actually I've gone to check and didn't see where I attacked anybody on page 1. That's why I am asking you to screen grab and show me. Maybe I'm not seeing right.

5minsmadness:


I would have said its her time of the month but her ovaries are all shrunken. Probably Post menopausal syndrome or acute psychosis

Ujoan:


Retard!

5minsmadness:


How will you see right when you can barely read? Secondary school dropout that trapped a man for marriage! Stay online let him rest jo, he deserves it for sticking with you all these years!

5minsmadness:


Still makes you a liar! We already confirmed you are a retarded psychopath with homophobic issues.

Why am I wasting these words sef? Its not like you'll understand them