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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by baranzy(m): 6:48am On Aug 12, 2016
You didnt add ....THUNDER FIRE YOU....na only for nigeria you go hear these course.........abeg thunder get fire? ;Dq

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by Shortyy(f): 6:48am On Aug 12, 2016
LOL. And you want us to stop using these words now? too late.
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by salabscholar01(m): 6:49am On Aug 12, 2016
ok
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by Merrygoround: 6:49am On Aug 12, 2016
kulrunsman79:
English language is dynamic, so if Nigeria adds to its growth e no bad.
I ;I like the way you think grin

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by cole265(m): 6:49am On Aug 12, 2016
Time to start thinking of developing a special Nigeria English dictionary

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by danemenike: 6:50am On Aug 12, 2016
They words are actually more than five, some other examples are; Wetin, talk talk, fast fast, eating eating e.t.c
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by segneyukk(m): 6:50am On Aug 12, 2016
Thats y we special, we can add them to d dictionary to create 'Nigeria dictionary 1st edition'

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by Silverlight2014: 6:54am On Aug 12, 2016
"5 WORDS Nigerians use that DOESN'T" o o o are we all going to bury the verbs completely? What is this?
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by maggilove(f): 6:55am On Aug 12, 2016
Photocopy can't be like original.

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by Nobody: 6:56am On Aug 12, 2016
English language is very dynamic and grows with a high rate. Most phrases we use are grammatically incorrect but it doesn't undermine the other correct Words or Phrases we come up with.

Since we are an English speaking country,adding to the language in the right way of cause is kinda a natural right.

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by atirolu(m): 6:56am On Aug 12, 2016
When you speak you local or native language wrongly nobody cares
When you speaks foreign language wrongly everybody gives u a knock
What matters is understanding
That's y American English defers from British English in writing and pronounciation
Colour color
Water and wora (as pronounced )
Dictionary or no
We knw wot he/she is passing across

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by DistinctWorld(m): 6:58am On Aug 12, 2016
undecided....Xcuse mi ,Mr proffesor!!! What should we use instead,for those words undecided abi wetin bad in make we 9ja too add to english dictionary!
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by nisky64(m): 6:59am On Aug 12, 2016
I was actually expecting*disvirgin*in the list!!
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by wakeupgian(m): 6:59am On Aug 12, 2016
What about these words Rentage,Witch Hunting instead of witch hunt
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by cornel994(m): 7:00am On Aug 12, 2016
Wat is bad in us adding someting to d dictionary?
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by lokito: 7:02am On Aug 12, 2016
Dilidee:
So instead of 'wake keep' what should b used.


Use Christian wake
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by Ugoeze2016: 7:03am On Aug 12, 2016
You forgot to add dievorce....(divorce)
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by fawaz050(m): 7:04am On Aug 12, 2016
cheekyleggy:
You should worry more about your grammatical blunder. 5 words Nigerians use that don't exist in the dictionary. Not doesn't.

Read your Post again

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by waleadex(m): 7:05am On Aug 12, 2016
yutsuf:
Installmentally
This doesn’t exist anywhere else except only in Nigeria. If you doubt this, just search “Installmentally” on google and watch only Nigerian sites pop up.


Night-Vigil
This is another one I don’t understand. Does anyone ever hold a vigil during the day?


Cunny
This is not meant as a euphemism for the female body part. When Nigerians say this word, they mean “cunning”. How is that for a giant leap forward?


Disvirgin
How hard is it to say deflowered? It must be extremely difficult because even health professionals and newsmen use this absurd word that doesn’t exist.


Wake Keeping (Wake keep)
Nigerians have not only made the old European custom of watching over a corpse till it’s buried (called a wake) theirs, they have actually renamed it. Please, there is no such phrase as “wake keep” or even “wake keeping”.
Pls correct the heading/ topic. It should be.."that do not" not "doesn't".

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by cheekyleggy: 7:05am On Aug 12, 2016
fawaz050:
Read your Post again

What are you driving at? The Op's title is wrong.
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by femi4: 7:07am On Aug 12, 2016
Dilidee:
So instead of 'wake keep' what should b used.
He said "wake" instead of "wake keep"
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by fawaz050(m): 7:08am On Aug 12, 2016
cheekyleggy:

What are you driving at? The Op's title is wrong.
Ok Sir,My bad
I concur
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by Femich18(m): 7:09am On Aug 12, 2016
Provie:
Op tell us what to call Harmattan, our best weather that Oyibo does not know about.
Harmattan is Harmattan...Moreover who told you Oyinbo doesn't know about it?
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by ShySteady(m): 7:09am On Aug 12, 2016
https://www.nairaland.com/3251033/5-words-nigerians-use-actually


This first appeared on Nairaland on 25th July 2016, but because the author is not a Muslim-Fulani, or a member of APC, it didn't hit front page.

Una well done o!

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by frankume: 7:09am On Aug 12, 2016
CharlieMaria:
Op i will comment when i wake up. I went for night vigil
. Dat is naira 4 u
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by ShySteady(m): 7:12am On Aug 12, 2016
https://www.nairaland.com/3251033/5-words-nigerians-use-actually


This first appeared on Nairaland on 25th July 2016, but because the author is not a Muslim-Fulani, or a member of APC, it didn't hit front page.

Una well done o!

Compare it with this one where a similar thread was closed because someone first posted it on Nairaland:

https://www.nairaland.com/3097734/how-former-governor-joshua-dariye

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by uckennety(m): 7:12am On Aug 12, 2016
So as d world Have american,britisH and Australian english!so nigeria can't v nigerian english abi stop dt!

You can try Help us put it in a dictionary

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by femi4: 7:12am On Aug 12, 2016
Silverlight2014:
"5 WORDS Nigerians use that DOESN'T" o o o are we all going to bury the verbs completely? What is this?
lmao....When the Subject and Verb no gree

Gst 101
They don't
He/It doesn't
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by martineinstein(m): 7:18am On Aug 12, 2016
op,dont let low self esteem kill u...havent u heard of singlish,american-english,canadian english etc?


Its nigerian english.

Words like :african time(lateness),barb(hair cut),off-head,419(this word gettting more used amongst westerners) etc are examples of nigerian english

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Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by 0ubenji(m): 7:19am On Aug 12, 2016
ShySteady:
https://www.nairaland.com/3251033/5-words-nigerians-use-actually


This first appeared on Nairaland on 25th July 2016, but because the author is not a Muslim-Fulani, or a member of APC, it didn't hit front page.

Una well done o!
BUSTED!
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by DerKaiser: 7:20am On Aug 12, 2016
Mr. English, the title of your thread is grammatically wrong.

Corrected.
Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by Nobody: 7:26am On Aug 12, 2016
Okro instead of okra

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