SHEBI

Shebi Jona was the former? I hear the latter is still in ghost mode.
He has to be spiritually fighting corruption; but wait, you weren’t told?
With the way he is travelling round the world, looking for corruption, I smell murder in cold blood.
So APC brought the change mantra, and just like THRILLER, you bet it sold.
From cover page, to Instagram, shebi PMB was worth the upload?
Change has made us keep our change cos N10 is pure gold.
It’s like we can’t take it anymore, as ‘Bring Back Corruption’ is what we download.
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Shebi sexual intercourse is valued when married? I hear the youths can’t stop the mating.
They said it is STORY FOR THE GODS, and that you are dulling if you ain’t copulating.
Adebanjo, the just man, has changed suddenly, I learnt he now calls sex the IN THING.
And added that you can call it expression of love, passion and care, you know, THAT KYN THING.
Chai! So Adebanjo my guy has joined the society group, called PANSHING.
Is it not appalling to the ear to hear he moved from sexton to sexing?
A God addict to porn addict, now cursed with unrestricted masturbating.
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Shebi police is a close friend? I hear they are now trigger-happy with their pistol.
They did not change being our close friends; they only grew up ABI WHAT TO DO?
These armed men remind me of Bluntschli, they avoid most of the police-thief battle.
WHO ALL THE VICTIMS EPP? Abi their children no go go school??
You bring your report to them; they collect N3K for forwarding, if they’re in a good mood.
Danfo drivers and all others are living proof of PARK YOUR VEHICLE.
Still Mr. Officer will go to church to bless God for the hustle.
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Shebi pastors are ordained by God? Thank God Pastor Tunde has made it.
I hear the ministry is moving, I think his 2016 theme is RECEIVE IT.
He has written books on wealth acquisition, prosperity, and so many I can’t name it.
What greater news is there than Tunde’s big university does not have his members in it?
A selected few members were there though, it needs be stressed they could AFFORD it.
The members probably chose federal schools to spread RECEIVE IT in unity.
Could they possibly have believed that those in Tunde’s school were stuck in iniquity?
So proles still get to suffer lack and wretchedness, I wish I see the equity.
We should jointly pray that God shows us the true way of Christi-ianity.
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Shebi God said he will bless our hand work? I hear sey Chibu no get money.
That has to be a big joke; abi na juju or he was one of those unlucky.
Chibu came out with first class, why this twist in a promising destiny?
I hear he is in prison for assault, rape, theft, and some shit he did that were shady.
I hope we try avoiding greed, the consequences is not funny.
We probably want success, but text her throughout the day HEY BABY.
We use night time to talk shit like reminding her you are Hot.
And when life rewards you with impoverishes, you turn an apostle or a ritualist doing things so messy.
Shebi?

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