Entered a bus from Lagos to Kaduna
After some minutes,i decided to scare the passengers.
So i brought out my fone.. And
started faking a call.'' hello oga, i don dey press dat
button since but d bomb no gree blow.
Na d blue one i go press or d red one? Ok d red one? I go do am now''
come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) ''
hello Chuwkudi, run now to apapa and wait for my
container. Its like i will die today but make sure u
collect my money from Okoro Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So
u cant stop for sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin inside until d hausa man sitting close
to me said (to me).
Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u dey make call,
wher dem say make u press so dat d bomb go blow? Coz i don dey press my own sef since and d tin never
blow.
I jumped out of the luxurious through window.!
Me wey dey play.

Op you wan break my rib cage with laughter this morning??
Why you no help your comrade nah? Abi Espirit de Corps no follow again?

MENZPRIDE:
Op you wan break my rib cage with laughter this morning??
Why you no help your comrade nah? Abi Espirit de Corps no follow again?

Oboy prevention is better dan cure ooooo
Na run for ur life sure pass oooo

Hahahaha pls dnt alow me 2 coman go nd kill myself wit laughter o.so funi,thumbs up