Ayodun: I dreamed last night that I had invented a new type of breakfast food and was sampling it when..

Genesis: Yes yes; go on.

Ayodun: I woke up and found a corner of the mattress gone!
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Ayodun: Dad" What do you call someone who you like but is too old for you ?

Dad: Outdated!

Ayodun: So u're outdated Dad"
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Ayodun: Papa, what are ancestors ?

Dad: Well, my son, I am one of yours and your grandpa is another.

Ayodun: Oh! Then why do people brag about them like they are important ?

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Ayodun: Mama, when the fire goes out where does it go ?

Mum: My dear son, I dont know. You might just as well ask me where your father goes when ever he goes out.
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Ayodun: Papa, are you growing taller all the time ?

Dad: No, my child. Why do you ask?

Ayodun: Because the top of your head is poking up through your hair.
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Nurse: Doctor Ayodun, the man you just treated collapsed on the front step. What should I do ?

Doctor Ayodun: “Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving!
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AYODUN: Honey, am I the only man you’ve ever loved ?

Wife: “Of course you are! Why do all men ask me the same question?”
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Girlfriend: Ayodun, Will you love me after marriage also?

Ayodun: “This depends on your husband, if he allows me... I sure will.
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AYODUN: JustToday i changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.
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AYODUN: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married ?

Dad: "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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It was the end of the school year and Mum asked:

Mum: Were the exam questions difficult?

Ayodun: They weren’t bad at all,“It was the answers that gave me all the trouble.
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Wife: If I would have been married to a Monster, I would have been felt much better than with you Ayodun.

Ayodun: But marriages are not allowed in same blood relation!!! So no how you could av gotten a monster to marry like I did.

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Today my smart friend @Genesis said that onions are the only food that can make a man cry.

So I threw a coconut in his face.

You need to see the tears...

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C L jokes... Keep on rocking...

Thanks for the encouragement bro"

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs! ”The doctor replied, “I know you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!”
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.“Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him. Most importantly, make love to him regularly.“If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?

He said you’re going to die,” she replied.

Ayodun: “When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger ?

Wife: “I clean the toilet“

Ayodun: How does that help ?

Wife: “I use your Toothbrush.”

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A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor.With some hesitations, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small pen*z. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.”The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

Boy: Mom,” "All this for me?

Just take two,” the mother replied. “The rest are for your father.”

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I fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but don’t have the guts to ask her out. So I went to see a native doctor popularly called “Baba”.

All he demanded from me was 1-month internet data subscription money which I paid and he gave me a ring called ‘Touch and Follow’.

He said, “All I need to do is touch her with this ring and she will follow.” I was excited because that was pretty easy.

The next day, when she was passing, I created a scene just to draw her attention and touched her like it was a mistake. I was expecting her to follow me, but she didn’t, rather she moved on and was pressing her phone.

I was disappointed and went home. On getting home, I checked my phone and saw 9 notifications showing Amanda Paul is now following me on Twitter, Instagram, Keek, Badoo, Viber, sent me a friend request on Facebook, sent me a message on Whatsapp and 2go.

I called Baba immediately to inform him and he replied me, “My son, we’ve upgraded, everything is now digital! Bye to rural village, welcome to the global village. That was why I did not ask for a cock, the brain of a mosquito, a vulture’s eye and groundnut oil but one month internet data to keep me online.”

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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs! ”The doctor replied, “I know you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!”
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A family took a trip to Disney World. After three exhausting days, they headed home. As they drove away, the son waved and said, “Goodbye, Mickey.
”The daughter waved and said, “Goodbye, Minnie.
”The husband waved, rather weakly, and said, “Goodbye, Money.”

A Chinese man rings his boss, “Me no work I sick.”Boss says, “When I’m sick, I make love with my wife. Try that.
”Two hours later the Chinese man rings back, “Me better, you got nice house.”

Teacher: There are three houses red, blue, and white. White is situated right to red and black to left.Now the question is where is the white house?

Student: White house is in AMERICA.

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