We use to contribute in the bank whenever a staff relative died or sometimes when a staff is seriously sick. It has been happening since I came to that bank. We never knew that one of our security has been thinking of how to make money with that means. One day he came to our Head of Operation's office with a sad look and when she ask him what the problem is he said he will be leaving the bank for one week to bury his mother in-law. As the normal thing to do in the bank our H.O.P informed all the staff about the bad news and a lady who is also a staff brought out a list(that was her part in d contribution) going from office to office to collect money. We gathered up to N50,000 and gave it to him the next day. One week later he came back and told us all that happened. For like 5 months he forgot that he had given such excuse before, I believe he was broke and needed money badly. He came to our H.O.P office again with a sad look and when she asked him what the problem is, he had forgotten he had given an excuse of burial. He told her again ''madam my mother in-law is dead and I want to bury her since am her only daughter's husband''. My H.O.P was stunned and asked him'' how many mother in-law do u have? Where you not the one that said ur mother in-law died 5 months ago?'' and the man replied ''ehhh, I no no oh'' we all laugh our head off.

hahah na God catch am

lol

xynerio:

We use to contribute in the bank whenever a staff relative died or sometimes when a staff is seriously sick. It has been happening since I came to that bank. We never knew that one of our security has been thinking of how to make money with that means. One day he came to our Head of Operation's office with a sad look and when she ask him what the problem is he said he will be leaving the bank for one week to bury his mother in-law. As the normal thing to do in the bank our H.O.P informed all the staff about the bad news and a lady who is also a staff brought out a list(that was her part in d contribution) going from office to office to collect money. We gathered up to N50,000 and gave it to him the next day. One week later he came back and told us all that happened. For like 5 months he forgot that he had given such excuse before, I believe he was broke and needed money badly. He came to our H.O.P office again with a sad look and when she asked him what the problem is, he had forgotten he had given an excuse of burial. He told her again ''madam my mother in-law is dead and I want to bury her since am her only daughter's husband''. My H.O.P was stunned and asked him'' how many mother in-law do u have? Where you not the one that said your mother in-law died 5 months ago?'' and the man replied ''ehhh, I no no oh'' we all laugh our head off.

lol

he should have said his 2nd mother in law that he had two wives now. . .

omgeeeeeeeeeee! tell me dis is not a joke

@tytylayor. No is not a joke it is romantic. Are u blind to know that this is a joke section?

see this one o. . . u no fear sha

no be him mouth hin use tlk, so i no blame am

@newbie, u don kolo sha, who coronate u? ask for direction b4 u miss road o

the newbie don scatter the whole romance section with threads

Who is the newbie? You watch your outflow of saliva.

lest it fall on ur dried skull, tnx

na the same newbie be that? helep me tell am to shift.

Your guys are knaves.

jacket

the guy na swimmer ni?

sharap! no be u?

sebi nayour great great greatest aunt them find for ethopia recently

Who are u refering to?

sylve

Mohammed better

Babalawo nnko?

tutlrss giapa

kai una don come piss for this thread

piss

na una piss for this thread na