Since.....buried self

Stegomiah:
Go to. Onitsha market and scream ojukwu is a mother fucker

You dead

jesuuuuuuuu una no go kill me with laugh o

Gflat:
Dad. How many A's did you get this semester?

Son: how many promotion did you get this year?

Still the funniest

The pix murdered it! cant stop lavving

Dad. How many A's did you get this semester?
Son: how many promotion did you get this year?

Raydos:
AMERICAN SON ;- Mum shut up!



AMERICAN MUM ;- Ok i will.


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NIGERIAN SON ;- Mum shut up.
















































We're already taking selfie at the guy burial ceremony right now!

I swear if I catch you ehnnn lols you are funny

Mimicry of 1000 ways to die. I love the programme on TV. It teaches different ways to die and how to avoid them.

Just scream alla ak bari in the north when ur not a Muslim u won't only die they d' make sure ur beheaded

Mothers can be funny but they are the best,their part cracked me up

Dshocker:
WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
"The names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!"
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1000 WAYS TO DIE.

This program. has taught me two vital things

1. That 98% of death cases are due to carelessness of men.

2.That though death can come to both good and bad people but asides natural deaths and disasters, people with sinister nature die more.

so funny Nigerian mum are so funny

me:mum am not belly full can I come and collect your own
mum:you should kuku come and eat me

is it right to hit a man?

NeededGist:

Are you saying it's right to hit a woman? Please explain this.

Wait oo.. Psiphon cheat still dey work, na phispon d person wey sreenshot dis stuff dey use.. Abeg send me d cheat

clydedaniels:
When u impregnate their sister and deny...

den u r gone

When you name your puppy Buha*i

Dshocker:
WARNING: The deaths portrayed in this show are real and extremely graphic."
"The names have been changed to protect the identities of the deceased."
"Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depicted."
"YOU WILL DIE!"
"Death...is everywhere. Most of us try to avoid it, others can't get out of its way. Every day we fight a new war against GERMS, TOXINS, INJURY, ILLNESS, and CATASTROPHE."
"There's a lot of ways to wind up dead. The fact that we survive at all is a miracle, because every day we live, we face 1000 WAYS TO DIE.

My no 1 favorite TV show.

#a1000nigerianways to die.
Enter a filling station in the south east and shout buhari must go for a second term!!!!

Walk to an OPMESA Vehicle inside traffic and give the soldier driving to dirty slaps

Walk to an OPMESA Vehicle inside traffic and give the soldier driving two dirty slaps

Aleora:
I swear if I catch you ehnnn lols you are funny

Lol

U guys have cracked me up

*Spreads mat*

Lol.
Using Zebra crossing is a surely a quick way to die

Funny stuff.

akpasubi777:
is it right to hit a man?

SMH

~your move g-man

Buy a dog ,go to katsina market with it,leave it few metres from you and shout at it"Buhari Come here jor"

Mums are the oullars of nigerian households....

Mess with a mum and see the insides of ur nose.

Dads are strict only when u are younger...once u cross into ur teens, mums take over.

When you stand infront of a barrack and scream am a boko haram or a NDA member

Funniest, imo, is the 1 thes. 4:11 one. Telling a Nigerian mom to '...mind her business ' is the surest way to court death.

eating with your parents in the same dish and taking the biggest fish before they do..
.

#1000NigerianWaysToDie.

If your mother calls you "Oponu". Just reply with "Iya Oponu" and see that the Lord giveth and the lord taketh.

hahahahahaha

Alexgeneration:
MOM: Emeka wake up let's pray,its morning already.
EMEKA: You people should not disturb my sleep pls,when I wake I will pray,shebi God answers prayer whenever we pray.
Right now,we are holding a prayer session to revive Emeka