SnakeXenzia:
5. I’m not like other guys
Oshey Mr different.

Differential equation.

We hail thee!

falls from osisi udara.

justmenoni:
lol see u,na dat lala wey dey act yoruba movie i dey talk ooo not lalasnk

tosyne2much:
Do guys still tell these lies in this civilized world?.. Well, I'm guilty of none sha

Lemme add mine


7. Sex is not my priority in relationship

*If I hear...* Guys often use this statement to present themselves like they've got good intentions when in fact they're only in for kitty-cat

.

When infact they are the kitty-cat team leaders like us.

I love that thing gan.

alegbeleye:
I have never had sex before

Any chic who falls for this one is a confirmed Otondo!! Seriously!!

pusshhie nigga b like

ayusco85:
This is why I love this man Robert Mugabe....

He is always on point......

#faints

permanentgrace:


No mods. can ban this handler. Even seun is afraid of it. Besides, what offence did i commit?

U actually didn't do anything wrong. I for a while there taught i saw something else

omusiliyu:
To that mod that banned me for advising our brothers from the east to turn a new leaf..

Guess you're now working in Ministry of information or EFCC/Police, if not bury yourself in shame.

Love your signature Bro

OP, why you come dey cast us nah... Una wan remain single for life ??

Forwetinnah:




#faints

Sprinkles water on him. Wake up dude. Lol. Don't die before we get to the promise land o

veekid:
Everybody is single until one is into marriage


I'm single o jare

You are here claiming single abi

Wait let me post pictures of our five kids

Smh I'm reading this like
I'm Ethiopian and my ex was Nigerian. There is this guy I really like and he's Nigerian too...I've honestly never met more nicer, more educated men ...but these are the kind of posts our parents refer us back to when we bring home a Naija man. I'd like to think these are just some major stereotypes lol

bibijay123:



You are here claiming single abi

Wait let me post pictures of our five kids

I yaff die

Sexxkillz:
As long as you aren't legally married, you're single.

If you're in a relationship, single.
Engaged, single.
Have a baby mama, single.

How is "I am single" a lie?

Ur kind ehn!!! Nah una dangerous pass!! Bad child

searchiing4love:
How many Nigerian girls are ready to listen to the truth? They are attracted to fake life and material things so much cos 99.99% of them were raised in chronic poverty. They rely on nothing than their smelly pusssies which is their work-chop to raise money by keeping multiple men and proffessing fake love to each of them to keep the money flowing. Example is that mumu guy who bought a car for a Unilag hoe just because she said Yes to his proposal forgetting that when he goes broke, the same biitch will look for the next comfort zone. The average Nigerian girl whose pusssy is as wide as a borehole will form hard to get when you approach her hence the need for lies and packaging to decieve and lure their smelly asses to bed.


#Teamforeigngirls

And you have a girlfriend with borehole pussy? . You also have sisters. SMH

searchiing4love:
How many Nigerian girls are ready to listen to the truth? They are attracted to fake life and material things so much cos 99.99% of them were raised in chronic poverty. They rely on nothing than their smelly pusssies which is their work-chop to raise money by keeping multiple men and proffessing fake love to each of them to keep the money flowing. Example is that mumu guy who bought a car for a Unilag hoe just because she said Yes to his proposal forgetting that when he goes broke, the same biitch will look for the next comfort zone. The average Nigerian girl whose pusssy is as wide as a borehole will form hard to get when you approach her hence the need for lies and packaging to decieve and lure their smelly asses to bed.


#Teamforeigngirls

Take heart, Don't worry when you get a better job than trolling on Biafra thread from the cybercafe, girls will take you serious.

some might not mean it when they use such lines but some do .. it depends on the actions of the guy later on....


some guys get PhD for this kind thing Lol...

permanentgrace:


I'm not joking. May be cos you do not know me with this moniker. All the same, let's go talk sex on sexuality.

Please respect ur old age

missstella:
Please respect ur old age

Amu na ekwe the dude seriously

kaylechy:


Amu na ekwe the dude seriously

my dear Hatire ooo some people sha

saipn:
na wa ooo y upload her pix on nairaland? is she aware of this?

Her? Na meme wey I see somewhere

searchiing4love:
How many Nigerian girls are ready to listen to the truth? They are attracted to fake life and material things so much cos 99.99% of them were raised in chronic poverty. They rely on nothing than their smelly pusssies which is their work-chop to raise money by keeping multiple men and proffessing fake love to each of them to keep the money flowing. Example is that mumu guy who bought a car for a Unilag hoe just because she said Yes to his proposal forgetting that when he goes broke, the same biitch will look for the next comfort zone. The average Nigerian girl whose pusssy is as wide as a borehole will form hard to get when you approach her hence the need for lies and packaging to decieve and lure their smelly asses to bed.


#Teamforeigngirls

Wonderful essay u have here, You really caught my attention, it seems you conducted a research, "...cos 99% of Nigerian girls were raised in CHRONIC poverty". My prayer for you is that u and your family will not smell poverty, so your own daughter who would grow up as a Nigerian, since you are a Nigerian will not be part of the 99% of these girls.

i know sey na u go still take ur hand invite lalasticlala...wait wait i don talk am?

seunny4lif:

bolabolabo:
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When infact they are the kitty-cat team leaders like us.
I love that thing gan.

Na God go deliver u ooo

Ada9103:





Her? Na meme wey I see somewhere

OK she is my friend no problem

justmenoni:
i know sey na u go still take ur hand invite lalasticlala...wait wait i don talk am?

Maychang:
IVE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS FOR ANY WOMAN IN MY LIFE.


yea right...tell that to the birds

I have never!

kid7soccer:
wasup wit not having sex, not everybody is crazy about sex. I say boldy i have never had sex

i wouldn't expect u to b having sex yet.... u r still 14.

missstella:
Please respect ur old age

Missstella, desist from pretense. We know how we do this thing. Go to sexuality section and mention me, let's storm there and make it lively.

jezuzboi:

I have never!

what ya trynna do? correct my statement? I have or I've - its d same...duh uh

Dilish007:




i wouldn't expect u to b having sex yet.... u r still 14.

Daa guy you bad mouth die, u don finish me for here chai.

Maychang:

what ya trynna do? correct my statement? I have or I've - its d same...duh uh

you just spotted an olodo, no mind am