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30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by techinfong: 2:08pm On Aug 30, 2016
Google is the best search engine with an alexa rank of 1 which make its products must use for every web users.

Google was offline for minitues some years back and we don't pray it happen again.

Only a few can stand google fold up now.

Let's take a look at hilarious things that will happen if google fold up


1.People will search for google alternatives on thesame google that is offline

2.Nairaland will turn to african best search engine and its traffic will fall by 40% and rise again by 80%

3.Bloggers will not eat for days because of their hanged revenue with adsense

4.Feedburner will no longer forward any damn newsletter to your mail

5.Your gmail friends and family is all but gone

6.Many will blame buhari for it

7.Bing visitors and ask.com will increase by 90%

8.Facebook will top alexa ranking

9.Youtube freaks will start staying tuned to their Tv

10.Students will start failing since their is no google search to dub for projects

11.Opera users will hold a party for google downfall

12.Many will search for how to convert from blogger to wordpress


13.Those google deleted their website's indexed pages will mock googgle Team

14.Those who google adsense failed to accept will mock those who their revenue was hanged

15.Google is your friend will turn to bing is your friend

16.Playstore addicts will start heading back to waptrick and other top app downloading store


17.Linda ikeji blog will be gone and a downgraded celebrity blogger will takeover since most celebrity bloggers hate wordpress

18.Annoying users that search for over 300keywords per day on google without noting the url of a website will be purnished

19.Google chrome addicts users will change to safari and firefox

20.You won't be able to optimize the performance of your webpage again since google pages speed tool is gone

21.Nothing lhke google webmasers tools again

21.Nothing lhke google webmasers tools again

22.You that love travelling using google maps to trace locations,you will start locking your self inside your house

23.No google analytics again and this will affect wordpress users majorly,na to start using simple hits counter surepass

24.Online translating may be lost since google translator will be down

25.Google+ that made it easy for you to to read news,check profiles,meet friends will be gone

26.Alexa bots will no longer have to over work crawling google massive hit

27.Webmasters that created site for google products like gainadsenseapproval.com will be at loss

28. Media house won't rest reporting google fold up

29.Many will get to know that there are alternatives to adsense,feedsburner e.t.c.

30.Many will get to know that there is a site http://techinfo.com.ng that publish Tech news as at when due and to comment and show appreciation on the blog

source : http://techinfo.com.ng/2016/08/30/30-things-that-will-happen-if-google-fold-up/

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by jimohibrahim(m): 2:11pm On Aug 30, 2016
So on point,what i will miss most is my Google voice account

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Nobody: 3:01pm On Aug 30, 2016
Lol.... Nice one

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by weirdestbruv(m): 3:25pm On Aug 30, 2016
Some 100,000+ people will become unemployed.

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by mokoshalb(m): 3:35pm On Aug 30, 2016
I believe it will affect wp as well...

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by techinfong: 3:42pm On Aug 30, 2016
Sure bro but na blogger go feel am pass cheesy
mokoshalb:
I believe it will affect wp as well...

Lalasticlala
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by mokoshalb(m): 3:46pm On Aug 30, 2016
techinfong:
Sure bro but ng blogger go feel am pass cheesy
cool
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by agarawu23(m): 4:32pm On Aug 30, 2016
grin

Some ppl go faint o because Google is their life and daily bread.

Even my ex that googles how to cook and clean house go hear am. grin

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Ishopbest: 4:33pm On Aug 30, 2016
Imagine life without Google

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Nobody: 4:33pm On Aug 30, 2016
Students will have a really hard time completing assignments

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by autolearner: 4:34pm On Aug 30, 2016
1.[s]People will search for google alternatives on the same google that is offline[/s] How do you search on what is offline?

2.[s]Nairaland will turn to african best search engine and its traffic will fall by 40% and rise again by 80%[/s] You missed the word Facebook

4.[s]Feedburner will no longer forward any damn newsletter to your mail [/s] Who still gets disturbed by feedburner these days.. you don't have an active spam filter?

5.[s]Your gmail friends and family is all but gone[/s] who again keeps active network on gmail?

6. Many will blame buhari for it You just thought like a typical half-baked Nigerian.

7. [s]Bing visitors and ask.com will increase by 90%[/s] Ultimately...but you are missing Yahoo search!

9. [s]Youtube freaks will start staying tuned to their Tv[/s] Is Youtube the only video sharing site your techblog knows?

10. [s]Students will start failing since their is no google search to dub for projects[/s] Wikipedia, Yahoo e.t.c will come through

[s]11.Opera users will hold a party for google downfall[/s] You mean IE & Firefox as Opera has not had not more than 2.6% of market share since 2003.

15.[s]Google is your friend will turn to bing is your friend[/s] Bing is never friends with anybody and would never be. Allow that sink in!

16. [s]Playstore addicts will start heading back to waptrick and other top app downloading store[/s] You speak so 19th century? Waptrick? Really!?

17. [s]Linda ikeji blog will be gone and a downgraded celebrity blogger will takeover since most celebrity bloggers hate wordpress[/s] The Linda is bigger than Blogger itself already!

23. [s]No google analytics again and this will affect wordpress users majorly,na to start using simple hits counter surepass[/s] Google Analytics isn't even the best professional analytical tools of choice. So.......
24. [s]Online translating may be lost since google translator will be down[/s] Crawl out of that damn hole you are man.. undecided

25. [s]Google+ that made it easy for you to to read news,check profiles,meet friends will be gone[/s] Really??!!?? undecided undecided

30. [s]Many will get to know that there is a site http://techinfo.com.ng that publish Tech news as at when due and to comment and show appreciation on the blog[/s] So you clearly agree you won't get known till Google folds up!? cry cry

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Benjom(m): 4:35pm On Aug 30, 2016
For real... grin

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by DozieInc(m): 4:35pm On Aug 30, 2016
Under this administration moon lose, should Google cease to exist, then we know who is responsible.

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by hamzia(m): 4:36pm On Aug 30, 2016
grin grin grin grin
It will hurt so badly
It will crush many pple
Many will blame buhari

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by maxwelloweezy(m): 4:36pm On Aug 30, 2016
Hmm I rebuke such imagination angry

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by GoldenJAT(m): 4:36pm On Aug 30, 2016
Buhari will also certainly be blamed.

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Taeewo(m): 4:36pm On Aug 30, 2016
on point
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by DozieInc(m): 4:37pm On Aug 30, 2016
Ishopbest:
Imagine life without Google
where was google in 1960.

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by WHOcarex: 4:37pm On Aug 30, 2016
Where are the "hilarious" things??

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by donziller(m): 4:38pm On Aug 30, 2016
techinfong:
Sure bro but na blogger go feel am pass cheesy


Lalasticlala
nobody go shout lalasticlala again

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Femich18(m): 4:38pm On Aug 30, 2016
Lol...Nah Buhari them go blame...Everything is Buhari's fault

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Ishopbest: 4:39pm On Aug 30, 2016
DozieInc:


where was google in 1960.

Where were you in 1960

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by chemicalDisease: 4:39pm On Aug 30, 2016
Who google epp?

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by kunlesehan(m): 4:40pm On Aug 30, 2016
nairaland might turn to koboland.
.
but then what will be the fate of Android phones?

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by tammie24: 4:40pm On Aug 30, 2016
Nothing in life is indispensable



We will find alternatives

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by alienvirus: 4:40pm On Aug 30, 2016
Another company will take over immediately. Google will not be missed.

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by Kimjinkyu(f): 4:41pm On Aug 30, 2016
life without Google. you no go see. how to toast a lady
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by beatsbyj2g(m): 4:41pm On Aug 30, 2016
So true ... I would miss my gmail account
Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by CoolUsername: 4:42pm On Aug 30, 2016
Considering the fact that Google owns Android and YouTube, we'll be more screwed than the housing of an electronic gadget.

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Re: 30 Hilarious Things That Will Happen If Google And Its Products Fold Up-Techinfo by techinfong: 4:42pm On Aug 30, 2016
Lols na lie infact those that will mention it will increase since those google addicts will stay glued to nairaland
donziller:
nobody go shout lalasticlala again

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