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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 8:43pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
JOKE PART 55 BY DINDY I and an Hausa girl were chatting, when this happened ..... Girl: Dindy Dindy: Yes dear Girl: I want to asked you a question fa. Dindy: Ok, cool go on. Girl: Do you think I can make you laugh fa?. Dindy: Yes. Girl: How?. Dindy: Pronounce PARAGRAPH. Girl: FARAGRAPH ............  DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 56. |
| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 8:22pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 10:59pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
JOKE PART 56 BY DINDY Girl: [Sniffs] oh!. Dindy: What is it?. Girl: It's nothing dear. Dindy: I insist, tell me what is wrong. Girl: I don't feel completely complete. :......... Dindy looks at her seriously. :......... Dindy: I think it's your dress. Girl: What happened to my dress?. Dindy: Your body............. DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 57. Watch out for my inspirational story coming up on Sunday "THE WHITE STALLION", don't miss out, invite your family and friends even enemies to read it, don't miss out. Dindy baby out |
| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 9:43pm On Nov 26, 2016 |
JOKE PART 57 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy I really need you. Dindy: Really?. Girl: Yes I really need you here. Dindy: That was what a banker told me years ago and now I'm bankrupt. Dindy: Babe I ain't gonna be your ATM!........ DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 58. |
| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 8:32pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 8:41pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
JOKE PART 58 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy your jokes are so d*mn stupid and boring. . . Dindy bends his head down and shakes it. . . Girl: Are you hurt?. Dindy: No Girl: So why are you shaking your head?. Dindy: Because I pity the kind of joke I will make out of the express road marks on your face.......... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 59. |
| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 8:48am On Dec 03, 2016 |
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 8:21pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
JOKE PART 59 BY DINDY With the way things are moving ehn, witches would be picking initiation food like life is hard. Oga of witches: What should we use to initiate this Dindy of a boy?. Witch 1: Let's use one small crayfish. Witch 2: No, let's use one toothpick. Witch 3: No, let's use ground nut. Witch 4: No, let's use one plate of party rice. Oga of witches: [Looking at witch 4] Are you mad?. Oga of witches: In this Buhari reign? do you want him to think we give free rice? o_o ......... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 60. |
| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 4:10am On Dec 04, 2016 |
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 8:25pm On Dec 04, 2016 |
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 9:31pm On Dec 05, 2016 |
JOKE PART 60 BY DINDY That moment when you and your wife fights seriously, then she trys to annoy you, but she ends up getting annoyed. Wife: [Pointing at Dindy] I will deal with you. Dindy: Please shut up your dirty mouth. Wife: [Looking at Dindy] See this useless man. Dindy: [Looks at his wife] I'm looking at him. Wife: You're a son of a b*tch.......... .DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 61. |
| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 9:32pm On Dec 05, 2016 |
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 9:56pm On Dec 06, 2016 |
JOKE PART 61 BY DINDY :....... :....... Some girls are so funny....a girl chatted me up like :....... Girl: Hello human :....... And I will replied :....... Dindy: Hy plant :....... Then she ended up insulting and blocking me. like seriously, I thought we were studying biology...... :........ DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 62.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 8:29pm On Dec 07, 2016 |
JOKE PART 62 BY DINDY :……. :……. The night was sweet and cool . . Dindy was relaxing in his room with thoughts all up in his mind with a smile on his face. . . What ran through his mind was :…… “The day i will catch that conductor that ran away with my 20 naira change ehn, the things i will do to him. Ehn”…… DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 63.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 8:04pm On Dec 08, 2016 |
JOKE PART 63 BY DINDY Girl: You are too rude Dindy. Dindy: I know. Girl: No girl will ever marry you with such a character. Dindy: Good, how old are you?. Girl: 38. Dindy: Are you married yet?. Girl: No. Dindy: Don't you think you need a face surgery?. Girl: You are an idiot!..... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 64.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 9:22pm On Dec 09, 2016 |
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 4:11pm On Dec 10, 2016 |
JOKE PART 64 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy guess what?. Dindy: What. Girl: Guess na. Dindy: I just did. Girl: How?. Dindy: You told me to guess what and i said “what”. Girl: You are such a fool… Like seriously what did I say wrong? o_o DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 65.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 10:34pm On Dec 11, 2016 |
JOKE PART 65 BY DINDY Injustice is not when you take her out then buy her gold and diamond and yet she refuses to sleep with you. . . . Injustice is when she introduce you to her family as "just a friend". My brother that is pure wickedness....... In fact your case dey beer parlour........ DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 66.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 6:08pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
JOKE PART 66 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy you're too rude. Dindy: Thanks. Girl: Your jokes are very lame and not funny. Dindy: You are welcome. Girl: I can never laugh at your jokes. Dindy: -_- that's too bad. Girl: Why did you say that?. Dindy: Well that means the plastic surgery you did is melting...... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 67.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 6:22pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
JOKE PART 67 BY DINDY After three hours of dressing up and applying make-up :……… Girl: I don’t feel complete. Dindy: [Confused] What?. Girl: Look at me. :…….. :…….. Dindy looks at her seriously. :……. :…… Girl: Don’t you think something is missing?. Dindy: Yea i do. Girl: What is that?. Dindy: Plastic surgery……… *****Girl slaps Dindy**** DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 68.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 9:58pm On Dec 14, 2016 |
JOKE PART 68 BY DINDY :............. Girl: Dindy guess what?. Dindy: What?. Girl: I just got a new iphone 7. Dindy: Sweet. Girl: Yea. Dindy: Wait. Dindy: what was sold?. Dindy: liver, lungs or kidney or virginity? .... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 69.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 8:16pm On Dec 15, 2016 |
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 10:36pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
JOKE PART 69 BY DINDY Dindy was making noise in class while his teacher was teaching. The teacher saw him and got angry. Teacher: You naughty boy Dindy: Yes ma Teacher: [Angry] Dindy stand up!. :...... Dindy stands up slowly. :...... Teacher: I'm going to ask you a question and if you fail it, I will give you twenty four strokes of the Cain and you will be sent out of my class, non sense!. Teacher: Now Dindy explain the features of a famer. Dindy: Your real daddy......... :...... Dindy was expelled from school...... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 70.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 10:10pm On Dec 17, 2016 |
JOKE PART 70 BY DINDY . Teacher: Dindy, you naughty boy stand up!. :....... Dindy stands up. :....... Teacher: I have told you severally not to interrupt me when I talk. Dindy: I'm sorry sir. Teacher: Shut up!. Teacher: Now anything I say, reply "Me". Teacher: Who's mum and dad gave birth to a child with no future and is standing up right now. :...... Dindy smiles wickedly then replies :...... Dindy: You sir!...... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 71.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 3:08pm On Dec 18, 2016 |
JOKE BY DINDY PART 71 One lovely evening Dindy was diving to a show and he was late, suddenly he got stuck in traffic, so he decided to drive on the walkway to get to the show on time. As he drove along the walkway a man who was walking on the walkway saw him coming. As the man saw Dindy's car coming from behind, he got angry because the walkway was made for legs not tyres. Man: [Angry] Oga where you dey run go!, you see road here!!!??. Dindy: I dey go Your grave!, you better commot for my front before I send you to your family meeting ground. Man: [Angry] Do you know who I am!?. Dindy: Oga I no know you o, but if you no leave there ehn. Dindy: The slap way I go give you ehn go cripple your memory ....... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 72.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 9:47pm On Dec 19, 2016 |
JOKE PART 72 BY DINDY Teacher: What do you call a female lion?. Pupils: Aunty I!, aunty I, aunty I. Teacher: James. James: lioness. Teacher: Good. Teacher: what do you call a female chicken?. Pupils: Aunty I!, aunty I, aunty I. Teacher: Linda Linda: Hen. Teacher: Good. Teacher: what do you call a female elephant?. Pupils: Aunty I!, aunty I, aunty I. Teacher: Dindy. Dindy: The head mistress!!........ DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 73.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 10:08pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
JOKE PART 73 BY DINDY It was a Friday evening Dindy went to buy something in a super market. After he had picked what he wanted, he went to the counter to pay for what he bought. Suddenly from no where the head pastor of his church came and met him there. Dindy: [shocked] Good evening sir. Pastor: Good evening my son. Pastor: What did you come to buy here?. :....... Dindy looks up thinking of a lie. :....... Dindy: I came to buy juice. Pastor: Ok, what's that thing you're holding?. Dindy: [Confused ] m sir, it is m. :...... Pastor pulls it out of Dindy's hand :...... Pastor: Jesus Christ!, what is this!?, Pastor: Condom! Dindy!, what are you doing with condom!? Dindy: Pastor it's not for me o. Dindy: It is for my house Dog..... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 74.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 9:15pm On Dec 21, 2016 |
JOKE PART 74 BY DINDY :...... Dindy breathing heavily :...... Girl: Dindy I say you can do this!. Dindy: Yes I can!. Girl: You are a man!. Dindy: Yes I am!. :....... Dindy jumps up and down. :....... Dindy: [Shaking body] Yes I can do this!. :...... Dindy runs around the compound for five minutes. :...... Then comes back breathing heavily. :...... Girl: Are you ready now?. Dindy: [Breathes heavily] Yes now I'm ready!. Girl: Now take that broom and kill that cockroach!!!........ DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 75.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 9:35pm On Dec 22, 2016 |
JOKE PART 75 BY DINDY Girl: If I were to kiss you surprisingly, what will you do?. Girl: Will you faint?. Dindy: No. Girl: Will you run away?. Dindy: No. Girl: Will you be shocked?. Dindy: No. Girl: Will you kiss me back?. Dindy: No. Girl: [Angry] Then what will you do?. Dindy: Fall under anointing........ .DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 76.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 10:37pm On Dec 23, 2016 |
JOKE PART 76 BY DINDY Dindy: Abeg waiter give me rice 70, beans 100, plantain 60, egg 100, bread 100, moi moi 150 with one bottle of kaikai. :...... Girl: What dah f*ck!. :.... Girl: You eat too much. :..... Dindy: I don't. :.... Dindy: I'm trying to loose weight..... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 77.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 9:49pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
JOKE PART 77 BY DINDY You will never know how scary your name is until you go for an HIV test and the doctor calls your name. :....... Doctor: Who is Dindy here?. ***Dindy says nothing*** :..... ****The man sitting beside Dindy looks at him***** :..... Man: Are you not Dindy?. Dindy: I'm not sure that's my name...... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 78.
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| Re: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(m): 6:58pm On Dec 25, 2016 |
JOKE PART 78 BY DINDY :...... You will never know how terrifying your name is until your mum catches you stealing meat from her pot and she calls your name. :...... Mum: Dindy!. Mum: What do you think you're doing?. :...... ***Dindy gets confused with meat in his hand*** :...... Dindy: I am looking for plate.... DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 79.
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