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An Illiterate Woman by enattoe(m): 12:12pm On Oct 03, 2009
[[size=8pt]b]An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja in Nigeria 

She was booked for an economy class seat,  Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class cabin.

The flight attendant went to ask her to go back and sit in economy class because that's where the ticket allowed her to sit but she refused. She had paid and wanted the best seat.

Then the attendant informed the Jnr. pilot. The 
Jnr. pilot went and spoke with the lady and she still refused. Then the Jnr. pilot went to inform the chief pilot.


The chief pilot said, I am married to  an illiterate, I'll go and talk to her. The chief went and whispered some words to the woman and she peacefully stood-up and went to her economy class seat.

The attendant and Jnr. pilot surprisingly asked, sir what did you tell her?

The chief pilot said: Easy guys, I just told her that first class is not going to Abuja , only economy class is.
Re: An Illiterate Woman by kay9(m): 12:55pm On Oct 03, 2009
grin grin Nice remix. The original i read a-ways back was about a dumb blonde.
Re: An Illiterate Woman by dani1luv: 1:04pm On Oct 03, 2009
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Re: An Illiterate Woman by sexyLeamon(f): 1:38pm On Oct 03, 2009
dani1luv:

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must laugh so hard? angry angry

@poster nice one grin grin
Re: An Illiterate Woman by dani1luv: 1:50pm On Oct 03, 2009
yes nna i was onli smiling
Re: An Illiterate Woman by sexyLeamon(f): 2:04pm On Oct 03, 2009
if dat was a smile, I wonder what will happen when u laugh, the ground will probably shake grin
Re: An Illiterate Woman by dani1luv: 2:09pm On Oct 03, 2009
That why they call me Dani sad
Re: An Illiterate Woman by bydot1(m): 2:25am On Oct 04, 2009
dani d what?
Re: An Illiterate Woman by bydot1(m): 2:27am On Oct 04, 2009
@Topic, Nice remix stil tight! anywaiz smiley
Re: An Illiterate Woman by Dwayne(m): 2:52am On Oct 04, 2009
by.dot:

@Topic, Nice remix stil tight! anywaiz smiley
d joke made sum brains.
Re: An Illiterate Woman by bydot1(m): 3:00am On Oct 04, 2009
hmm, oh yea, ,,, Welcm to da joke section wink
Re: An Illiterate Woman by jamace(m): 7:48am On Oct 05, 2009
I like the joke. cheesy grin
Re: An Illiterate Woman by bydot1(m): 8:15am On Oct 05, 2009
see t!t
Re: An Illiterate Woman by sylve11: 8:25am On Oct 05, 2009
e stretch like ur babe bra ba? tongue grin cool
Re: An Illiterate Woman by bydot1(m): 8:33am On Oct 05, 2009
na so ya babe own be?
Re: An Illiterate Woman by sylve11: 8:38am On Oct 05, 2009
no ur babe own grin cool
Re: An Illiterate Woman by bydot1(m): 9:09am On Oct 05, 2009
i dnt hav a babe bt a fiance tongue
Re: An Illiterate Woman by sylve11: 9:23am On Oct 05, 2009
same thing here! grin cool
Re: An Illiterate Woman by bydot1(m): 9:25am On Oct 05, 2009
liar!
Re: An Illiterate Woman by aristole(m): 1:13pm On Oct 05, 2009
@ Poster.
C nd P
Re: An Illiterate Woman by Abbeycity4(f): 2:05pm On Oct 05, 2009
lol Atole na so we c am o

by.dot:

i dnt hav a babe bt a fiance tongue
who's dat ur fiance? undecided
Re: An Illiterate Woman by tytylayor: 2:26pm On Oct 05, 2009
i nefer read am o
Re: An Illiterate Woman by greateliso(m): 3:00pm On Oct 05, 2009
the joke is intresting
Re: An Illiterate Woman by sylve11: 6:32pm On Oct 05, 2009
says gatuso grin cool
Re: An Illiterate Woman by dani1luv: 6:34pm On Oct 05, 2009
:d
Re: An Illiterate Woman by bydot1(m): 1:00am On Oct 06, 2009
u mean cheesy

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