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Who Among This Drunkard Is More Drunk by horrmorr(m): 2:24pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
Who among these 3 drunkards is more drunk
*1..after drinking he* *went inside the hotel's** *rest
room
to urinate and on entering* *the* *toilet*, he* *saw
the
reflection of* *himself on the mirror* *and shouted*
*"Oh,*
*sorry, somebody is* *even here".*
*OR*
*2..After drinking, he got up and started searching
for his
phone all around. He puts on the phones' torch light*
*(the
one* *he is looking for) to enable him look for the
phone
and in the* *process the same phone rang, he
picked* *up
and answered* *"please call me back,* *I'm looking
for my*
*phone "*
*OR*
*3. After drinking, he entered his car and drove off,
on*
*getting to the major road, he saw Dangote's trailer
that has
been there for three years, he quietly went and park
behind
the trailer, after three hours, he started shouting*
*"what kind of Go slow is this sef!"...thinking he was
in a
traffic jam.*
Choose Your Answer.....1,2 or 3
Who among these 3 drunkards is more drunk
*1..after drinking he* *went inside the hotel's** *rest
room
to urinate and on entering* *the* *toilet*, he* *saw
the
reflection of* *himself on the mirror* *and shouted*
*"Oh,*
*sorry, somebody is* *even here".*
*OR*
*2..After drinking, he got up and started searching
for his
phone all around. He puts on the phones' torch light*
*(the
one* *he is looking for) to enable him look for the
phone
and in the* *process the same phone rang, he
picked* *up
and answered* *"please call me back,* *I'm looking
for my*
*phone "*
*OR*
*3. After drinking, he entered his car and drove off,
on*
*getting to the major road, he saw Dangote's trailer
that has
been there for three years, he quietly went and park
behind
the trailer, after three hours, he started shouting*
*"what kind of Go slow is this sef!"...thinking he was
in a
traffic jam.*
Choose Your Answer.....1,2 or 3
Who among these 3 drunkards is more drunk
*1..after drinking he* *went inside the hotel's** *rest
room
to urinate and on entering* *the* *toilet*, he* *saw
the
reflection of* *himself on the mirror* *and shouted*
*"Oh,*
*sorry, somebody is* *even here".*
*OR*
*2..After drinking, he got up and started searching
for his
phone all around. He puts on the phones' torch light*
*(the
one* *he is looking for) to enable him look for the
phone
and in the* *process the same phone rang, he
picked* *up
and answered* *"please call me back,* *I'm looking
for my*
*phone "*
*OR*
*3. After drinking, he entered his car and drove off,
on*
*getting to the major road, he saw Dangote's trailer
that has
been there for three years, he quietly went and park
behind
the trailer, after three hours, he started shouting*
*"what kind of Go slow is this sef!"...thinking he was
in a
traffic jam.*
Choose Your Answer.....1,2 or 3 1 Like |
Re: Who Among This Drunkard Is More Drunk by tolugar: 2:30pm On Sep 06, 2016 |
Op your are Very drunk For posting all that. It's only a drunkard can read all that 1 Like |
Re: Who Among This Drunkard Is More Drunk by daveyjay(m): 5:58am On Sep 07, 2016 |
Poster above me, very correct 1 Like |
Re: Who Among This Drunkard Is More Drunk by bostish(m): 6:01pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
I second 2 d poster above me as well. |
Re: Who Among This Drunkard Is More Drunk by Sensie(f): 6:07pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
I third the poster above me |
Re: Who Among This Drunkard Is More Drunk by horrmorr(m): 10:14pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Lalasticlala #fp I beg |
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