1stCitizen:
Why won't Nigeria be in recession with the way her citizens tell lies

asarebabson:
I guess as much dear. Let the lies begins. Lolz

anyicash:
I was Driving With my girl friend at the front sit and it was somehow dark like around 8pm. I couldn't imagine it ,my girl was busy giving me a BJ, and we were using the PH/ENUGU EXPRESS WAY.at a particular time i couldn't handle it no more, i pulled over and we had a sweet Quickie, calm down and continue our journey.

jamexborn:
Lol
One time there was traffic on third mainland bridge, so turned back to Berger and I did Mach 2 to iyana oworo and flew across third mainland bridge, all in about 8.3sec
Haha

virginchaser:
I could not believe i did this long time ago. As PHC based on holiday in Lagos, i always love it whenever Lagos police see my car plate then 169PHC. The hailing no be here as if everyone living in PHC is a bunker-er.
My worst escapade was on Lagos Ibadan express road i helped one damsel around Berger also going to Ibadan. We got acquainted and she agreed to give me BJ while on motion. I was going slowly behind this fully loaded 911 with some guys sitting on top of load behind the lorry, spotted us and started giggling and pointing hands, excited washing us and i sensed they were more thrilled than me. I did not give a f..k. I only felt they should not fall down from up there on top of hard tar.
Warning! Do not try that on steering. I was lucky to escape been crashed.

buchilino:
MINE WAS TOUCHING D PRIVATE PART OF MY EX. B4 SOME OF U START GIVING ME NAME TAG, DIS INCIDENT HAPPENED SOME YEARS BACK OOO. AM NOT CRAZE 2 TRY DAT STUNT AGAIN.

haywire07:
Had to go see my girl like dis

nmreports:
Ah! plenty.
Dont really drive juat yet.... but the few times I drove.

Wanted to overcome a trailer and was about to but on sigting an incoming vehicle, I moved towards the trailer in a bid to escape a collision. You know the type where you hug a human because of fear. Na mechanic me and trailer end up.

Was in UI to register for postgraduate studies so on my way home, took to the steering and wanted to move out behind a car. I scratched the back of the car while turning out.and instead of me to stop I felt oh deed is done just finish what you started and I ended up messing up the bumper.

Im sure we arent talking about the amorous things we did in our vehicles.

nurey:
I did a 180 degree turn on the express and switched to reverse, when the popo caught a glimpse of me, it turned to a hot pursuit.

I saw a log trailer and passed under it to escape through an interchange and lost the guy. I was driving a MAZDA RX8 in need4speed most wanted.

nurey:
I did a 180 degree turn on the express and switched to reverse, when the popo caught a glimpse of me, it turned to a hot pursuit.

I saw a log trailer and passed under it to escape through an interchange and lost the guy. I was driving a MAZDA RX8 in need4speed most wanted.

PaperLace:
I slept off.

asarebabson:
I guess as much dear. Let the lies begins. Lolz

JuanJO:
touching her punana while driving... she can't even resist dat cos am doing dat in my G-wagon.
Sometimes I go even pack one side, collect on round sef ...

Adeoba10:
Throwing out suya paper on d move, not knowing that an okada rider was coming, breeze carried the whole paper and covered his face with the suya paper n pepper.

nmreports:
Ah! plenty.
Dont really drive juat yet.... but the few times I drove.

Wanted to overcome a trailer and was about to but on sigting an incoming vehicle, I moved towards the trailer in a bid to escape a collision. You know the type where you hug a human because of fear. Na mechanic me and trailer end up.

Was in UI to register for postgraduate studies so on my way home, took to the steering and wanted to move out behind a car. I scratched the back of the car while turning out.and instead of me to stop I felt oh deed is done just finish what you started and I ended up messing up the bumper.

Im sure we arent talking about the amorous things we did in our vehicles.

switmay32:
I carried my baby on my laps while driving at the same making phone call.

Babzilla:
Got my dick sucked

uwagimboo:
Chased an helicopter with my Golf 2, that I drove up to a hill in Enugu nd bashed the helicopter with my car...

Got Arrested that day but my dad called the ambassador of Nigeria nd I was released immediately.

MrPIE:
Drove from Lagos to PHC. The next day I drove down to Calabar, after a week I drove down to P.H again, then after 3days, I drove down to Lagos finally, without any source of documentation, not even "Drivers License". Not proud of Myself

xreal:
Wetin sef?

I am not here to read alone, make I contribute too.

Ok, was driving from one State to another, I saw this convoy with some blue and long bullion vans, few white coaster busses, few Toyota corrolas all with fully armed and masked Mopols; u guessed right, the convoy belonged to the CBN.
I overtook their convoy and maintained the first car position on their convoy till we got to the State we were heading, coincidentally, we were heading same state.



I laugh in Korean laguage

Onix01:
I love racing so much I can race with any car that's got good engine and tyre regardless of the E-Capacity. I overtook 10 vehicles on a row along the Lokoja-Abuja express when the road was single lane and unknowing to me the petrol tanker which was at the front was trying to negotiate into a gas station and a luxurious bus was coming in the opposing lane. So I had to increase the turbo as the car is a racing vehicle. At this point my vehicle bumped onto a concrete stone by the side of the gas station and found my car suspended into the air for about 5secs. People around the filling station were dumbfounded and wowed. I give Glory to God for sparing my life as the trip continued. #Autoracing

ehnok:
Receiving a beejay

metallisc:



overcome? ?