mistakenly bashed a navy officer car..I tried to plead wit him..but I got a dirty slap.
.I no remember any tin again until nw ;Dmistakenly bashed a navy officer car..I tried to plead wit him..but I got a dirty slap.
.I no remember any tin again until nw

PaperLace:
I slept off.

Hmmm... Same thing happened to me one time I was driving alone along Enugu-PH expressway. I just can't say how it happened. What woke me up was when the car hit a pothole.

Received a Mouth Action!

Remember 2going with my nokia 6260 while driving. That was when 2go came out newly and I have mastered my phone buttons, I cud press my phone without looking. Only God saved me dat day cux I had a near mis crash

Wanked my willy

1. Drove without headlights for 45minutes when my alternator belt cut;
2. Slept off on the wheel;
3. Finger bleeped a gf;
4. Got a BJ;
5. Got wanked on the steering ;
6. Drove at 180km/hr
.....yes. Looking back, it seems crazy!

I have no lies to tell. #Ashamed

MICHEALADEX:
Kwontinu...special HE-LL is waiting for you cos people will start blaming blood surking demons on Nigerian Roads if you had crashed that night

LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

busy picking my nose

Rexnegro:
mine was I chase a speed boat with my golf 3 2020 model on miami beach got close and hit the boat by the side and The boat somersaulted, coastal guards got me arrested, I just called my dad the ambassador to united state of America.

Your own na small na. I was driving in los angeles on a saturday. Suddenly cops started chasing me i just pulled one button my car turned to rocket and i left the planet.

Seriously i'm commenting from Saturn

Using my mouth as the horn.....
I went to cotonue to buy a car as I was returning to Lagos customs stopped me, I drove passed them headed to Warri straight, I was coming out from Lagos when armed robbers stopped me i refused to stop was still coming all of a sudden they started chasing me i revised the car with auto revise facing them and started driving to Warri with my back.... U need to see me that day I try over. Forgetting say I be woman i dey speed with my back come house...... Them shock.

I closed my eyes & took my hands off the steering @ 100km/hr

Perfectdanny:


Your own na small na. I was driving in los angeles on a saturday. Suddenly cops started chasing me i just pulled one button my car turned to rocket and i left the planet.

Seriously i'm commenting from Saturn

Paddy abeg take my yansh, I no won sit again abeg take am.... Shuuuuuu Lai Muhammad

jennifer22:






Paddy abeg take my yansh, I no won sit again abeg take am.... Shuuuuuu Lai Muhammad

I don't lie. Seriously, here in saturn i have met bepeeboh and hadabika. They are both aliens. I even have a garage where i service alien cars and jet fighters.

There was a time i even drove to pluto and mars but i'm currently in Uranus i came to buy some parts for my workshop.

I can branch earth as i'm passing so i can say hi to you if thats ok with you.

Perfectdanny:


I don't lie. Seriously, here in saturn i have met bepeeboh and hadabika. They are both aliens. I even have a garage where i service alien cars and jet fighters.

There was a time i even drove to pluto and mars but i'm currently in Uranus i came to buy some parts for my workshop.

I can branch earth as i'm passing so i can say hi to you if thats ok with you.

Abeg no branch abeg, just take my yansh from there.... Thank u

nurey:
I did a 180 degree turn on the express and switched to reverse, when the popo caught a glimpse of me, it turned to a hot pursuit.

I saw a log trailer and passed under it to escape through an interchange and lost the guy. I was driving a MAZDA RX8 in need4speed most wanted.

bros, after you na you

HateU2:
smh
Smh
Smh
Smh

Bad belle
Bad belle
Bad belle
Bad belle

PaperLace:


lols.
You got me there.
One time I was driving this modest car, and this cute SUV sped past me...it was really cute_i wished it were mine.

So, I had to chase it, caught up with it, blocked it... beat up the owner, took his cash, the cute SUV too _ then sped off.
That was actually in GTA San Andreas.
I wish shii like that happens in reality...

You play video games....??
Are you married.........??

PaperLace:


lols.
You got me there.
One time I was driving this modest car, and this cute SUV sped past me...it was really cute_i wished it were mine.

So, I had to chase it, caught up with it, blocked it... beat up the owner, took his cash, the cute SUV too _ then sped off.
That was actually in GTA San Andreas.
I wish shii like that happens in reality...

driand:
Always wanting to do fast and furious on federal highways, 2012 while traveling to the east was at the benin bypass and exchanging Auto gears with one Toyota camry 2005 model, I suddenly looked at the speed clock and CHISOS!!! I don reach 150m/h the next thing that came to my head was my beautiful Bae, if anything happens to me wen nobody is chasing me, some other dude will console her, that was how I released the gas pedal... Today I still got my life and still got my bae

150km/hr is no speed bro.

Teniolasmart:
driving without licences and i parked in front of a police station.....................

LOL Teni...u na LEGEND!! I doff my facecap!!!! If na me, I go dey fidget nio, PO_PO station loun loun!!!

RABIUSHILE04:


LOL Teni...u na LEGEND!! I doff my facecap!!!! If na me, I go dey fidget nio, PO_PO station loun loun!!!

d lord is by my side na.;;;;;;.;lol :p

Babzilla:

Bad belle
Bad belle
Bad belle
Bad belle

jennifer22:




Abeg no branch abeg, just take my yansh from there.... Thank u

I'll take it na but i have to see you first :-P

lonelydora:


150km/hr is no speed bro.

m/hrs not km/hr

driand:
m/hrs not km/hr

Haaa. Guess you said your prayers before embarking on this?

Perfectdanny:


Your own na small na. I was driving in los angeles on a saturday. Suddenly cops started chasing me i just pulled one button my car turned to rocket and i left the planet.

Seriously i'm commenting from Saturn

#smiles e be like say I go comment another one o

Teniolasmart:
d lord is by my side na.;;;;;;.;lol :p

Jo oooo! Twaleee

Adeoba10:
Throwing out suya paper on d move, not knowing that an okada rider was coming, breeze carried the whole paper and covered his face with the suya paper n pepper.

MR BONES, 2001.
Very good movie! i never knew u acted in it!!

once I was going with a convoy of 5cars from Benin coming to PH.. I was driving a Honda Prelude. the four cars in front overtook an articulated lorry, and I followed immediately without seeing clearly... There were two trucks coming in front, so the fourth car maneuvered and I was halfway d lorry, I was left with an Head-on-head collision... immediately I drove d Prelude under the lorry, as the two trucks passed I came out... and our Journey continued... wen we reach PH... see hailing...

My cousin Bashed a Lexus LX 570 from behind..and we left the car and ran away... the owner of the Jeep started laffing... we drove an Audi 80

helenbassey1988:
once I was going with a convoy of 5cars from Benin coming to PH.. I was driving a Honda Prelude. the four cars in front overtook an articulated lorry, and I followed immediately without seeing clearly... There were two trucks coming in front, so the fourth car maneuvered and I was halfway d lorry, I was left with an Head-on-head collision... immediately I drove d Prelude under the lorry, as the two trucks passed I came out... and our Journey continued... wen we reach PH... see hailing...

Liar spotted!