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My Very First Time Doing It. by Gentle99(m): 9:55pm On Sep 16, 2016
MY VERY FIRST TIME The sky was dark, The moon was high, All alone just she and I. Her hair was soft, Her eyes were blue, I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft, Her legs so fine, I ran my fingers, Down her spine. I didn't know how?? But I tried my best! I started by placing... My hands on her breast. I remember my fear, My fast beating heart, But slowly she spread, Her legs apart! And when I did it, I felt no shame! All at once, The white stuff came... At last it's finished! It's all over now... MY FIRST TIME EVER AT MILKING A COW..! Kai.... See them with their bad thoughts. Say Ha if I really caught you... And Hee if I didn't!
Re: My Very First Time Doing It. by Deejay777(m): 7:51pm On Sep 17, 2016
Hahaha ha ya ma sa. U didnt catch me, u capture me
Re: My Very First Time Doing It. by Nobody: 10:01pm On Sep 17, 2016
Heeeeeeeeeee!

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