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by yanabasee(m): 9:33pm On Sep 18, 2016
Re: by maryjan8(f): 9:37pm On Sep 18, 2016
Wow
Re: by freesinzu(m): 9:38pm On Sep 18, 2016
Lies, mathematically its not posibble. I guess his age should be around 70 years he would have only read about 30000 newspapers.
Re: by thesicilian: 9:41pm On Sep 18, 2016
freesinzu:
Lies, mathematically its not posibble. I guess his age should be around 70 years he would have only read about 30000 newspapers.
Thank you, My estimate is even much less than half of that. Vanguard Newspapers was established in 1984. That's 32yrs +, lets round it up to 33yrs. At one newspaper per day that is 33 x 365 = 12,045.
Reporters and their lack of analytical reasoning. At least if you're going to use figures of speech, let us know you're doing so, not telling us you estimated over a million.

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Re: by divinehand2003(m): 9:43pm On Sep 18, 2016
See achievement ooooo
Re: by Nobody: 9:49pm On Sep 18, 2016
shocked 1 million for this era!?
Re: by Nobody: 9:50pm On Sep 18, 2016
they produce one everyday
In 10 years-3680 papers
In 100 years-36940 papers

I would take him about 3,000 years to do so.
And Vanguard newspaper isn't close to 50 years old
Which kin mumu news be this one

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Re: by freesinzu(m): 9:51pm On Sep 18, 2016
thesicilian:

thank you
Ur welcum
Re: by yanabasee(m): 9:54pm On Sep 18, 2016
Re: by yanabasee(m): 10:26pm On Sep 18, 2016
Re: by BushDoctor123: 11:01pm On Sep 18, 2016
May be you should rephrase the post to over 1million newspapers not just vanguard newspaper alone.
Re: by doctokwus: 11:05pm On Sep 18, 2016
thesicilian:


Reporters and their lack of analytical reasoning. .
It's not limited to reporters only.There is a clear deficit of simple logical reasoning in many black Africans.
U see so called people with degrees swearing by their mothers that an old woman turned to a bird;that a man's organ disappeared after being touched by another man;etc.What kindergartens in the western world cud easily decipher are false by simple deductive reasoning.That if for eg there are 365 days in a year,assuming for argument purposes this 70yr old man started reading vanguard from his birth(which is impossible) and vanguard had been in existence since then( another impossibility that a simple google check wud av sorted out);at most he wud av read 70*365 vanguard.But because of d way some people were ingrained with fallacy,fantasy and voodooism,the op had to conjure a million read newspapers from his ass.
I am sorry I sound harsh,but Wen u read things like this that defy simple logic,from so called educated pple, u get angry and begin to understand why the black continent is still 200+ years behind the white continent.

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Re: by Shiitposter: 11:35pm On Sep 18, 2016
yanabasee:


The picture is there... One piled of the Vanguard newspaper is 4ft and above.. If you add those three piles of newspaper from the ground.. You'll have more than 12feets.. Now tell me.. How many newspaper will make a 12ft tall stacked newspapers?


Hahahaha, summary of nigerian's current educational system in one post.

Re: by GoggleB(m): 11:36pm On Sep 18, 2016
Is this meant to be an achievement or what

Stupid news surfacing everyday and all na majorly lies..


How old is Vanguard or the man sef.
Re: by OlujobaSamuel: 3:55am On Sep 19, 2016
thesicilian:

Thank you, My estimate is even much less than half of that. Vanguard Newspapers was established in 1984. That's 32yrs +, lets round it up to 33yrs. At one newspaper per day that is 33 x 365 = 12,045.
Reporters and their lack of analytical reasoning. At least if you're going to use figures of speech, let us know you're doing so, not telling us you estimated over a million.
I think sey na only me ooo, we now have *Dis-educating and Misinforming media houses.

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Re: by freesinzu(m): 4:55am On Sep 19, 2016
yanabasee:


The picture is there... One piled of the Vanguard newspaper is 4ft and above.. If you add those three piles of newspaper from the ground.. You'll have more than 12feets.. Now tell me.. How many newspaper will make a 12ft tall stacked newspapers?
Probably 13-15 thousand papers, not up to a million, can u even count to a mllion. smh
Re: by Nutase: 5:41am On Sep 19, 2016
Let's assume he buys vanguard everyday for 100 years .
There are 25 leap years in 100 yes that gives us (365 * 75) + (366 * 25) = 36,525 editions.

Can you explain how you arrived at your 1 million figurefigure

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