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| Kunda And His Pastor by HQuadreal: 8:56pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
kunda went to His Pastor One Hot Monday Night. Kunda: Pastor, the Enemies are after Me! Pastor : My Son, what is it? Kunda : My Business is Running Down. Pastor : Ah! That's a Small One Kneel Down and let Me Pray for You. Aahhhhh, Your Business will Surely Rise Again! Our Church Members will Buy from You, My Family will Buy from You! I will visit to patronize u soon! Aahhhhh, the Neighbors will Buy from You. Aahhhhh, Say Amen. Kunda : Amennnnnnn ooooooh Pastor! Thank You Very Much Pastor. Pastor : You're Welcome My Son. By the Way, What Do You Sell? So that I Can Announce it on Sundays and Weekdays Services. Kunda : Oh Sir! I Make and Sell Coffins. Pastor: Fireeeeee!!! Nobody will Buy from You!!! I shall not know your shop!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Family will Never See Your Shop!!! Our Members will Never Buy from You!!! I Decree and Declare, Your Business will Run Dry in Jesus Christ Mighty and Most Powerfully Name....... Amen! Amen!! and Amen!!! |
| Re: Kunda And His Pastor by INTROVERT(f): 8:58pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
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| Re: Kunda And His Pastor by HQuadreal: 9:04pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
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