9. You will install security (even though the ride is very old) which alarm will be disturbing the whole neighbourhood per minute per minute. Very annoying!

So true

you will get one at OLX

oyatmicah:
pls i wanna buy a car today bt i have just #20 right nw, oya start contributing.

No. 7 is so true, i remember giving Aminat508 a nice trip with my first bicycle while Funkyjms pass by with footwagen

I kn of a neighbour who parked his at home for 6months because he doesnt know hw to drive and he is also afraid to learn because he doesnt want to die by accident..

And you want people to believe you....with the EDGE on your phone

wapguru24330:

kinibigdeal:
Why seun rewire So no other rewire name's you can pick on NL

Kini big deal?

kinibigdeal:
Why seun rewire So no other rewire name's you can pick on NL

Kini big deal?

malikombi:
You can always enjoy your car absolutely far more better if you buy it "NEW"(tear rubber) regardless of the manufacturer or model.
An average user of such vehicle might not visit any auto mechanic in ten years.
God bless Nigeria

You'll change plugs, break lining, break shoes, wiper will wear and tear, oil drain and change, hydraulic top up, tire change, radiator flush, battery replacement, fuel pump failure due to low octane rating and other miscellaneous expenses you'll face solving in a garage.

The moment a car hit the road whether new or tokunbo, you are definitely seeing a mechanic

hahaha that feeling. ..lols

Go play nairabet to multiply the money!

oyatmicah:
pls i wanna buy a car today bt i have just #20 right nw, oya start contributing.

yak:


u wan kill person wit laughter?

redcap:
You come out by 12 midnight to check it out,smile and go back to bed.

Im sure everyone did this especially the first night.

you'll also need to learn car routes as you can't just cross the express and jump bikes as usual.

you'll also learn painfully that those streets you used to trek using shortcuts, coming out from the back of another house and showing up at your destination is not as near as they used to be when driving your car, you would have to drive till you can get a proper place to make a u-turn and you might even be stuck in traffic on the way to make the u turn and you'd be stuck in your car in traffic after 30 mins wondering "wasn't this car supposed to make me get where I'm going faster?"

spartoo:
1. Owning a car makes you feel like you’re finally a real person . You can just go to places whenever you feel like it . You don’t need to ask anyone, or wait for a bus, or jump okada or walk. You can just drive there. In your own car.

2. You have a long list of new contacts in your phone. for example, Wale mechanic, Tunji panelbeater, Seun rewire

3. Cars are expensive . The gas, you were ready for. The payments, you budgeted for. But when you own a car, one day it will start doing something funny—and not funny ha-ha—and you’ll realize that it’s your problem, because it’s your car. When the mechanic calls to tell you what’s wrong and what it will cost to fix, you’ll realize that you’ve now entered a stage of life where large sums of money will suddenly and without warning be required to simply maintain your current standard of living.

4. You'll always want to go out even when there is no where to go to.

5. For the first few weeks or months or years, you will always drive with perpetual fear of LASTMA and Police even if your papers are okay. You know how they used to do - always finding invisible faults.

6. Your guys will always suggest somewhere to go just because there is a car. It will now comman be as if you are their driver..

7. You become a flirt or gigolo. Always dropping and picking different females. Different shapes and sizes and heights and colours.

8. You will start feeling bigger than you really are. You will begin to underrate some people because they use Legediz Benz.

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Whizpeter:
When I bought my first car, I parked it at the police station because of the fear of thieves!!

The next day, I saw it at the checkpoint!

The Idi0ts told me they were helping me warm the car like tho I sent them message!!

adebrave1:
Seun rewire that got me laughing......

I hope is not the Seun I'm thinking?

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Whizpeter:
When I bought my first car, I parked it at the police station because of the fear of thieves!!

The next day, I saw it at the checkpoint!

The Idi0ts told me they were helping me warm the car like tho I sent them message!!

are you joking?

Whizpeter:
When I bought my first car, I parked it at the police station because of the fear of thieves!!

The next day, I saw it at the checkpoint!

The Idi0ts told me they were helping me warm the car like tho I sent them message!!

but bro...honestly... dey did u a big fav. plz go bk n say a big tnk u to dem....try n b nice a little

7 worry me small when i bought ma first car.....when lalasticlala dey pry 4

Seriously owning your first car can be really funny, i overheared someone pricing a car for 300k ydy and he was asking questions liks, is the AC working, how about the engine, and hope the gear is fine? And i thought within myslf, biko you that want to buy a Honda Hala for that price, you don't know you are buying a scrap of trouble so why all these questions na?

What is the meaning of this?

C

HitlerIsBack:
and the friends that will come to borrow your car and then go and bash it

it's not their own, so they don't know how you feel...

This actually is not peculiar to Nigeria only


People get really excited after owing the first car.

xtervaganza:
are you joking?

I wish I was!!!

malikombi:
You can always enjoy your car absolutely far more better if you buy it "NEW"(tear rubber) regardless of the manufacturer or model.
An average user of such vehicle might not visit any auto mechanic in ten years.
God bless Nigeria

True talk. Tear rubber rocks no matter the model. But ten years of not visiting mechanic should be reduced to at least 5yrs.

Whizpeter:
When I bought my first car, I parked it at the police station because of the fear of thieves!!

The next day, I saw it at the checkpoint!

The Idi0ts told me they were helping me warm the car like tho I sent them message!!

Guy, i swear na thunder go fire you. I laugh sotey food wey i dey chop fly commot through my nose.

Dem send you to come kill me?

Whizpeter:
When I bought my first car, I parked it at the police station because of the fear of thieves!!

The next day, I saw it at the checkpoint!

The Idi0ts told me they were helping me warm the car like tho I sent them message!!

And just how did they drive it to their checkpoint without your keys. I know you are lying but continue :-)

I so much need a car.
is not easy jumping into d bus or keke with kids wen going to school.

really need dis badly , not as a luxury.
but 4 comfort and necessity for d kids.

so that this mentality of mom it is raining we can't go out will erase from their memory.

baba God pls have mercy .
oh Lord you r my father in heaven pls pick my call concerning this

NIGERIAN MENTALITY at its best.

Good for people like us who can detect and fix our own automobiles. Buy the parts and fix it ur self.