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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by sukkot: 4:08pm On Sep 22, 2016

Lukmann1:

They keep disgraced this country, shames on that hotel.

dayum brah ya engriss is disgrace you grin

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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by seXytOhbAd(m): 4:09pm On Sep 22, 2016

On behalf of the Nigerian hotels, motels and brothel association(NHMBA) which when pronounced sounds like the word "Mba" (No), we categorically deny this so called British journalist and his photoshopped joke. The Nigerian government will like to state that hotels in Nigeria are a minimum of 4 stars, motels are 3 stars and above, while brothels are at least 2 stars. On behalf of every good and loyal Nigerian, we will like to announce that all ladies of the night, (popularly coded as *clears throat) will be available for free at every hotel and motel for free in anticipation of our October 1st celebration this year. Thank you.
Signed
Garza shegu and Liar Muhammed

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by omosedollar(m): 4:09pm On Sep 22, 2016

One of the option said peer pressure lol. The point of asking that question is to know where to advertise.

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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by KissCODE(m): 4:10pm On Sep 22, 2016

I hope its not a bad dream or should i say turn into a bad dream.

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by Lukmann1: 4:10pm On Sep 22, 2016

sukkot:
dayum brah ya engriss is disgrace you

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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by MzPecs(f): 4:12pm On Sep 22, 2016

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by AngelAhnie(f): 4:12pm On Sep 22, 2016

Tallesty1:
Angels don't frown

You know why I'm frowning angry

You never still reach house?

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by Tallesty1(m): 4:14pm On Sep 22, 2016

AngelAhnie:
You know why I'm frowning

You never still reach house?

I can't find my house, been searching for it since that day.

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by bankyblue(m): 4:15pm On Sep 22, 2016

i know say na buhari cause this thing now.......lubbish

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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by bettercreature(m): 4:16pm On Sep 22, 2016

Lukmann1:

They keep disgraced this country, shames on that hotel.

Don't take life too serious,it's fun and its making them more popular

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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by AngelAhnie(f): 4:16pm On Sep 22, 2016

Tallesty1:
I can't find my house, been searching for it since that day.

who shift am? Baba you nor try angry

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by martineinstein(m): 4:17pm On Sep 22, 2016

SlaughterGang:
I remember when I visited Nigeria, the hotel staff where very friendly except for the "akata" taunting...If you speak normally you hear "pardon"...try speaking "Nigerian" and you hear "Akata"...One bell boy was like Oga make I find woman wey go warm your bed

I was 17

who be dis one?...u better goan sidan

all diz low-lifers be forming americana

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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by Nobody: 4:18pm On Sep 22, 2016

mmsen:
This dummy screenshot his email?

He's asking for trouble.

By now, the Nairaland Association of Yahoo-Yahoo would have started bombarding his email with Super Stories like:

Blessed One,

My name is Mrs Maryam Abacha, the widow of the late General Sani Abacha.

My Husband kept $400Billion in St. Moritz Bank in Switzerland and I'm willing to give you 10% ........ Bla, bla, bla!

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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by Tallesty1(m): 4:19pm On Sep 22, 2016

AngelAhnie:
who shift am? Baba you nor try

Join me search for am biko

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by AreaFada2: 4:20pm On Sep 22, 2016

This is the result of too much spirituality.

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by fkj950ax(m): 4:21pm On Sep 22, 2016

Lukmann1:

They keep disgraced this country, shames on that hotel.

Are you sure the hotel isn't yours... Your comment is doing the same thing you accuse the hotel of doing...

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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by bejick(m): 4:21pm On Sep 22, 2016

Lukmann1:

They keep disgraced this country, shames on that hotel. [/color]

Just like you help complete the disgrace thing, kettle calling pot black.

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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by glossy6(f): 4:22pm On Sep 22, 2016

Lukmann1:

They keep disgraced this country, shames on that hotel.

softly softly ooh

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by kingofthejungle(m): 4:23pm On Sep 22, 2016

mmsen:
This dummy screenshot his email?
He's asking for trouble.

naija yahoo boys go soon show am

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by AngelAhnie(f): 4:23pm On Sep 22, 2016

Tallesty1:
Join me search for am biko

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by Lukmann1: 4:25pm On Sep 22, 2016

glossy6:

softly softly ooh

ohk ma

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by solidtee(m): 4:27pm On Sep 22, 2016

HungerBAD:
Dream no get witness.

Very funny.

Lolz

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by chikason68(m): 4:30pm On Sep 22, 2016

Lukmann1:

They keep disgraced this country, shames on that hotel.

U can do better with regards to ya english

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by Realwvn(m): 4:30pm On Sep 22, 2016

Pardon? They keep what?

Lukmann1:

They keep disgraced this country, shames on that hotel.

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by Revolva(m): 4:32pm On Sep 22, 2016

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by SlaughterGang: 4:33pm On Sep 22, 2016

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by jide219(m): 4:37pm On Sep 22, 2016

Lukmann1:

They keep disgraced this country, shames on that hotel.

and u keep disgracing this country with your English

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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by 4nobody4every1: 4:38pm On Sep 22, 2016

sukkot:
dayum brah ya engriss is disgrace you

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Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by loseyourseld(m): 4:39pm On Sep 22, 2016

Zoharariel:

By now, the Nairaland Association of Yahoo-Yahoo would have started bombarding his email with Super Stories like:

Blessed One,

My name is Mrs Maryam Abacha, the widow of the late General Sani Abacha.

My Husband kept $400Billion in St. Moritz Bank in Switzerland and I'm willing to give you 10% ........ Bla, bla, bla!

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by Lukmann1: 4:44pm On Sep 22, 2016

jide219:
and u keep disgracing this country with your English

your headache

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by martineinstein(m): 4:45pm On Sep 22, 2016

[quote author=SlaughterGang post=49582736][/quote]are u sure u didnt download dat image from bing/google image?

So,u took my jab serious?

Re: Journalist Colin Freeman And A Nigerian Hotel (Photo) by Nellybank(m): 4:48pm On Sep 22, 2016

Rest in peace dear english language and god will neva forgive Lukmann1 for engineering your demise. Lol

Lukmann1:

They keep disgraced this country, shames on that hotel.

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