* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity * If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again. * If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket. * If ugly person send U request, e no go enter. * It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you. * U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light. * It can be used as bomb detectors. * It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant. * It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking. * It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real! * It can tell d real father of a child. * It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating. * It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in "protection" mode. * You can use it as AC * You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers * It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS *It can be used as an ATM *it can be use to locate the garden of Eden. *it can be used to download food, car ND a house *it can be used to cast out demons. No laugh oo just a little smile so Mark Zuckerberg can send one to you tomorrow