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10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 11:30pm On Sep 26, 2016
1. Atheists are fighting against something they don't believe exists. It's like writing blogs against Caspar the Friendly Ghost or Godzilla. Why would you bother?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284626_s10861740edit_jpeg3ce55bf8cc186d77a051a93e23b81046






2. Atheists spend more time writing on Christian blogs than they do on their own. Why fuel a nonexistent fire?www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284371_s19469636edit_jpegb4cb10b6efea1f22c6f87662e3a5ee6c






3. Atheists love to act intellectual until you catch them doing something illogically and then they scream profanities cause that's really intellectual.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284444_s22530650edit_jpegc336762d99e773542b9fd1fa96c41ae8






4. Atheists have the word theist in their name. Every time they say who they are they call attention to God.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284423_s23084624edit_jpeg33a1fd127a8b840008836fd4ff513403






5. Atheists condemn all that's wrong with Christianity and yet can not produce one work of art, literature or sacrificial deed done in the name of atheism. Even they realize it's not worth dying for.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284451_s16634647edit_jpeg223cdb7df6a78e86080d326fc6dbc5d2






6. Atheists only believe in what their senses tell them unless its Darwin telling them things that happened billions of years ago, then they have more faith than a Catholic at First Communion.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284474_s22864718edit_jpeg849dc142a9af2a75bb67ccd3d15b2fe0






7. Atheists believe in science unless the scientists believe in God, then they denounce the scientist and call him a slowpoke.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284473_s22650661edit_jpegace91007401a4558fdf826a924108ce9






8. Atheists believe in their fellow man, unless their fellow man believes in God, then they denounce their fellow man and call him a slowpoke.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284516_s14115560edit_jpeg38b0b949e91113e2109a3003e071e8a3






9. Atheists believe in the great free-thinkers of the past like Andrew Flew unless they change their mind and become theists then they denounce them and call them morons.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284519_673228499230417184065190737850579104618n_jpegcb9c7ec4a88c32c6ebde50c4dee49342






10. Atheists don't believe in morons unless they are atheists and then they embrace them and call them intellectuals.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284532_screengrab20160925011814edit_jpeg919fd2ca2d6e73b5e61f2e2849cfccc8







Oh, and bonus.
11. Atheist be monitoring this thread like:www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284559_screengrab20160925010435edit_jpegeb239e7f263383230e9890caad4a9d18

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Vick4rill(m): 11:38pm On Sep 26, 2016
bro u said it all. honestly atheist are more of theologians than some xtians. because the rate at which they mention God and knows the bible qualifiers them as a ren owned hypocrite. take a look at my signature to confirmed wat this people realy are.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Nobody: 11:46pm On Sep 26, 2016
winner01:

1. Atheists are fighting against something they don't believe exists. It's like writing blogs against Caspar the Friendly Ghost or Godzilla. Why would you bother?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284549_screengrab20160925012147edit_jpeg5cc755b1ee40e05f76242a1d4bd09ebb






2. Atheists spend more time writing on Christian blogs than they do on their own. Why fuel a nonexistent fire?www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284371_s19469636edit_jpegb4cb10b6efea1f22c6f87662e3a5ee6c






3. Atheists love to act intellectual until you catch them doing something illogically and then they scream profanities cause that's really intellectual.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284444_s22530650edit_jpegc336762d99e773542b9fd1fa96c41ae8






4. Atheists have the word theist in their name. Every time they say who they are they call attention to God.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284423_s23084624edit_jpeg33a1fd127a8b840008836fd4ff513403






5. Atheists condemn all that's wrong with Christianity and yet can not produce one work of art, literature or sacrificial deed done in the name of atheism. Even they realize it's not worth dying for.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284451_s16634647edit_jpeg223cdb7df6a78e86080d326fc6dbc5d2






6. Atheists only believe in what their senses tell them unless its Darwin telling them things that happened billions of years ago, then they have more faith than a Catholic at First Communion.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284474_s22864718edit_jpeg849dc142a9af2a75bb67ccd3d15b2fe0






7. Atheists believe in science unless the scientists believe in God, then they denounce the scientist and call him a slowpoke.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284473_s22650661edit_jpegace91007401a4558fdf826a924108ce9






8. Atheists believe in their fellow man, unless their fellow man believes in God, then they denounce their fellow man and call him a slowpoke.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284516_s14115560edit_jpeg38b0b949e91113e2109a3003e071e8a3






9. Atheists believe in the great free-thinkers of the past like Andrew Flew unless they change their mind and become theists then they denounce them and call them morons.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284519_673228499230417184065190737850579104618n_jpegcb9c7ec4a88c32c6ebde50c4dee49342






10. Atheists don't believe in morons unless they are atheists and then they embrace them and call them intellectuals.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284532_screengrab20160925011814edit_jpeg919fd2ca2d6e73b5e61f2e2849cfccc8







Oh, and bonus.
11. Atheist be monitoring this thread like:www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284559_screengrab20160925010435edit_jpegeb239e7f263383230e9890caad4a9d18







laugh wan tear my belle! hahahahahahahaha They are monitoring the thread like white on rice or tongue and teeth.

How can anyone in all honesty spend time and energy yapping about someone they absolutely believe is nonexistent?

They will say its for my sake and for my good because they want to free me from my presumed delusion and I always ask them...I send you message? I mean when did I ask you to be my advocate? When did we both draw up and sign a memorandum of understanding to that effect?...Gosh!

Atheism Taaaarr!!!

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 11:54pm On Sep 26, 2016
4everGod:




laugh wan tear my belle! hahahahahahahaha They are monitoring the thread like white on rice or tongue and teeth.

How can anyone in all honesty spend time and energy yapping about someone they absolutely believe is nonexistent?

They will say its for my sake and for my good because they want to free me from my presumed delusion and I always ask them...I send you message? I mean when did I ask you to be my advocate? When did we both draw up and sign a memorandum of understanding to that effect?...Gosh!

Atheism Taaaarr!!!
They are the custodians of truth in the universe.
lmao grin

3% of humanity................the remaining 97% are deluded grin grin

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Nobody: 11:59pm On Sep 26, 2016
winner01:
They are the custodians of truth in the universe.
lmao grin

3% of humanity................the remaining 97% are deluded grin grin

lol yet their truth can never stand on its own. it must lean on everything else except itself in order to stand.

it must lean on Islam, Buddhism, Science and most of all Christianity before it can stand yet it claims to know it all even though it has to borrow from all these just to quote a single sentence each and every time.

Atheism and Insanity are 5 and 6

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 12:07am On Sep 27, 2016
4everGod:


lol yet their truth can never stand on its own. it must lean on everything else except itself in order to stand.

it must lean on Islam, Buddhism, Science and most of all Christianity before it can stand yet it claims to know it all even though it has to borrow from all these just to quote a single sentence each and every time.

Atheism and Insanity are 5 and 6
True!!!

So true!!!

Atheists never talk about atheism because it is baseless and senseless.
They try to steal science and pitch it against Christianity.

Its okay though, we understand that thay need to cling to something.




Me asking an atheist to stop talking about science and start talking about atheism:

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by harrybarn: 12:19am On Sep 27, 2016
They don't believe God exists but they also don't believe everything is just ordinary.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by honourhim: 12:54am On Sep 27, 2016
They are fools. God forbid that i Willi be an atheist.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 1:00am On Sep 27, 2016
12. Atheists will tell you "atheism is not a thing" when attacked, but will attach science, reasoning, logic and other goodies when attacking theists.
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13. Atheists be like: "Religion is the root of violent in history and at present" but cant give a reason why atheists have killed far more than all religion within a relatively short time.
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14. Atheists be like: "Communism has nothing to do with atheism" you deluded christians. History dont lie.
Who doesn't love history.
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15. Atheists be like: "The Bible supports slavery, murder, rape, incest, corruption, terrorism" e.t.c Bruh:www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284700_s15017733edit_jpeg0e18874dbf74dcb50b5f26f843d5e733








16. Atheists be like: "If I say God doesn't exist, then he doesn't". lolwww.nairaland.com/attachments/4284707_s3147734edit_jpeg5a866baf03c464bfc1d4c258c66871ec








17. One advice bro, never hit an atheist with logic. He gon loose it.
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18. When you become an atheist and think you can form Mark Zuckerberg and manage the hate and rage that comes with it.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284715_s27808675edit_jpeg18d5d2cd3e9155b431ee1e8b27a2ffa1






19. Atheist oppression from christians in real life. lol. And why they come to the internet to rant.
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20. Atheists be like: Keep your bullshit to yourself.
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21. How an atheist be reading this right now grin grin grin
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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Gboyee4fun(m): 1:02am On Sep 27, 2016
may God bless you brother.....its good to know the truth.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by felixomor: 1:19am On Sep 27, 2016
winner01:
1. Atheists are fighting against something they don't believe exists. It's like writing blogs against Caspar the Friendly Ghost or Godzilla. Why would you bother?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284626_s10861740edit_jpeg3ce55bf8cc186d77a051a93e23b81046






2. Atheists spend more time writing on Christian blogs than they do on their own. Why fuel a nonexistent fire?www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284371_s19469636edit_jpegb4cb10b6efea1f22c6f87662e3a5ee6c






3. Atheists love to act intellectual until you catch them doing something illogically and then they scream profanities cause that's really intellectual.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284444_s22530650edit_jpegc336762d99e773542b9fd1fa96c41ae8






4. Atheists have the word theist in their name. Every time they say who they are they call attention to God.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284423_s23084624edit_jpeg33a1fd127a8b840008836fd4ff513403






5. Atheists condemn all that's wrong with Christianity and yet can not produce one work of art, literature or sacrificial deed done in the name of atheism. Even they realize it's not worth dying for.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284451_s16634647edit_jpeg223cdb7df6a78e86080d326fc6dbc5d2






6. Atheists only believe in what their senses tell them unless its Darwin telling them things that happened billions of years ago, then they have more faith than a Catholic at First Communion.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284474_s22864718edit_jpeg849dc142a9af2a75bb67ccd3d15b2fe0






7. Atheists believe in science unless the scientists believe in God, then they denounce the scientist and call him a slowpoke.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284473_s22650661edit_jpegace91007401a4558fdf826a924108ce9






8. Atheists believe in their fellow man, unless their fellow man believes in God, then they denounce their fellow man and call him a slowpoke.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284516_s14115560edit_jpeg38b0b949e91113e2109a3003e071e8a3






9. Atheists believe in the great free-thinkers of the past like Andrew Flew unless they change their mind and become theists then they denounce them and call them morons.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284519_673228499230417184065190737850579104618n_jpegcb9c7ec4a88c32c6ebde50c4dee49342






10. Atheists don't believe in morons unless they are atheists and then they embrace them and call them intellectuals.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284532_screengrab20160925011814edit_jpeg919fd2ca2d6e73b5e61f2e2849cfccc8







Oh, and bonus.
11. Atheist be monitoring this thread like:www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284559_screengrab20160925010435edit_jpegeb239e7f263383230e9890caad4a9d18





Lollz
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by frubben(m): 2:35am On Sep 27, 2016
Brace up the haters are coming. Hahahahahahah hardmirror and Co limited is coming for u grin



Lkwmd love this

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by raphieMontella: 2:37am On Sep 27, 2016
Some fallacies here need to be corrected tho
winner01:
1. Atheists are fighting against something they don't believe exists. It's like writing blogs against Caspar the Friendly Ghost or Godzilla. Why would you bother?
an exmuslim turned atheist would ''fight'' against the islamic god....does it make allah real?
Or does it validate allah as the creator of the cosmos?
Likewise the christian god.....


4. Atheists have the word theist in their name. Every time they say who they are they call attention to God
this is not a point
irreligious has religious in it...doesnt prove anything...
Ts just a way of defining a person



5. Atheists condemn all that's wrong with Christianity and yet can not produce one work of art, literature or sacrificial deed done in the name of atheism. Even they realize it's not worth dying for
i dont understand you here...atheists do not condemn only christianity
also on arts,literature
Frederick James furnivall;A co-creator of the oxford english dictionary
albert camus?(nobel prize winner in literature)
giosue cardussi?(first italian nobel prize winner)
anatole france?(nobel prize winner)

pablo neruda(nobel prize winner)
julian barnes?(man booker prize winner)
henri carrier bretson...father of modern photography

pablo picasso?


Even in our africa here
nadine Gordimer(nobel prize winner)
wole soyinka(nobel prize winner)
abege

abege! Atheists have been instrumental to art,literature etc...
Do not lie again..


.9. Atheists believe in the great free-thinkers of the past like Andrew anthony Flew unless they change their mind and become theists then they denounce them and call them morons.
ok..so antony flew was right..
Atheists are wrong..
What was antony's final stand=deism...
So whats your point sire?
By virtue of flews supreme authority...christianity is wrong and it is BS..

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by raphieMontella: 2:39am On Sep 27, 2016
winner01:
They are the custodians of truth in the universe.
lmao grin

3% of humanity................the remaining 97% are deluded grin grin
67-70 percent of the world is religious...not 97....pls stop the lies...

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:49am On Sep 27, 2016
Lmao oo ... The first one is really funny . Impeach something that does not exist . Atheists are really deluded . It's so obvious they are angry at God because He exists . And gosh , the time they spend on the religion section though , wasting their time talking about "fairy tales " , it's frightening . Why devote so much time talking about fairytales Yikes

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by KingEbukasBlog(m): 7:51am On Sep 27, 2016
Raphiemontella

On the scale of 1-10 how certain are you God does not exist ?
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by raphieMontella: 7:58am On Sep 27, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
Raphiemontella

On the scale of 1-10 how certain are you God does not exist ?
a creator 1
a personal god 7

a personal god from the ones around 9

modified...this is the best position i can relate myself to..
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 8:20am On Sep 27, 2016
raphieMontella:
Some fallacies here need to be corrected tho

an exmuslim turned atheist would ''fight'' against the islamic god....does it make allah real?
Or does it validate allah as the creator of the cosmos?
Likewise the christian god.....
.
They hardly loose their minds like 95% atheists. You can check facebook, instagram, youtube for the proof you need.





raphieMontella:
this is not a point
irreligious has religious in it...doesnt prove anything...
Ts just a way of defining a person
You ddnt get the point, whenever you tell me about yourself, you're calling my attention to God grin


raphieMontella:
i dont understand you here...atheists do not condemn only christianity
also on arts,literature
Frederick James furnivall;A co-creator of the oxford english dictionary
albert camus?(nobel prize winner in literature)
giosue cardussi?(first italian nobel prize winner)
anatole france?(nobel prize winner)

pablo neruda(nobel prize winner)
julian barnes?(man booker prize winner)
henri carrier bretson...father of modern photography

pablo picasso?

Even in our africa here
nadine Gordimer(nobel prize winner)
wole soyinka(nobel prize winner)
abege

abege! Atheists have been instrumental to art,literature etc...
Do not lie again..
Bros, Nothing has been done in the name of atheism on arts, literature and other sane relevancies..
If I start to mention the names of christian nobel prize winners, you go tire. Atheists do not even begin to move close in number.
However, they did not do it in the name of christianity.
This is not to say we dont have things done in the atheism. We have things like the Organisation of American atheist, Atheist mega churches, League of militant atheists, etc IN THE NAME OF ATHEISM.
Google is your friend ehn. Arts and christianity.
If you can have atheist organizations, churches or terror groups, then you can have arts and literature done in the name of atheism. Unfortunately, I dont see any.


raphieMontella:
ok..so antony flew was right..
Atheists are wrong..
What was antony's final stand=deism...
So whats your point sire?
By virtue of flews supreme authority...christianity is wrong and it is BS..
I tire oo. Whenever we launch attacks with this, you say its belief vs. disbelief and not atheism vs christianity. Whenever we dance to your tune and mention non-christians, you revise your tactics and say it must strictly be christian.
You must make up yo' mind bruh


raphieMontella:
67-70 percent of the world is religious...not 97....pls stop the lies....
If I was asked to fill a questionaire, and indicate:
Religious
Not religious.
Ill obviously tick not religious, cos i'm not. The issue is, what percentage of the world are atheists. Please dont side with irreligion on this one. lol

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by CAPSLOCKED: 8:30am On Sep 27, 2016
winner01:
1. Atheists are fighting against something they don't believe exists. It's like writing blogs against Caspar the Friendly Ghost or Godzilla. Why would you bother?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284626_s10861740edit_jpeg3ce55bf8cc186d77a051a93e23b81046






2. Atheists spend more time writing on Christian blogs than they do on their own. Why fuel a nonexistent fire?www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284371_s19469636edit_jpegb4cb10b6efea1f22c6f87662e3a5ee6c






3. Atheists love to act intellectual until you catch them doing something illogically and then they scream profanities cause that's really intellectual.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284444_s22530650edit_jpegc336762d99e773542b9fd1fa96c41ae8






4. Atheists have the word theist in their name. Every time they say who they are they call attention to God.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284423_s23084624edit_jpeg33a1fd127a8b840008836fd4ff513403






5. Atheists condemn all that's wrong with Christianity and yet can not produce one work of art, literature or sacrificial deed done in the name of atheism. Even they realize it's not worth dying for.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284451_s16634647edit_jpeg223cdb7df6a78e86080d326fc6dbc5d2






6. Atheists only believe in what their senses tell them unless its Darwin telling them things that happened billions of years ago, then they have more faith than a Catholic at First Communion.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284474_s22864718edit_jpeg849dc142a9af2a75bb67ccd3d15b2fe0






7. Atheists believe in science unless the scientists believe in God, then they denounce the scientist and call him a slowpoke.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284473_s22650661edit_jpegace91007401a4558fdf826a924108ce9






8. Atheists believe in their fellow man, unless their fellow man believes in God, then they denounce their fellow man and call him a slowpoke.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284516_s14115560edit_jpeg38b0b949e91113e2109a3003e071e8a3






9. Atheists believe in the great free-thinkers of the past like Andrew Flew unless they change their mind and become theists then they denounce them and call them morons.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284519_673228499230417184065190737850579104618n_jpegcb9c7ec4a88c32c6ebde50c4dee49342






10. Atheists don't believe in morons unless they are atheists and then they embrace them and call them intellectuals.www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284532_screengrab20160925011814edit_jpeg919fd2ca2d6e73b5e61f2e2849cfccc8







Oh, and bonus.
11. Atheist be monitoring this thread like:www.nairaland.com/attachments/4284559_screengrab20160925010435edit_jpegeb239e7f263383230e9890caad4a9d18








SO YOU MADE A SHOWROOM FOR ALL YOUR MEANINGLESS MEMES.... NICE.

FOR ME, YOUR BASTARD FRIENDS ALWAYS COME TO MY DOOR TO SHOW ME THE BIGGEST FORM OF STUPID.
THEY TELL ME TO JOIN THEM IN PRAYERS, AND BEFORE I AGREE OR DISAGREE THEY'VE STARTED TO SPEAK IN MEANINGLESS TONGUES.. SOMETHING NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. NOT EVEN A MAD PERSON DOES THAT.

THEY DISTURB MY PEACE WHERE EVER THEY FIND ME, WAKING ME FROM SLEEPING AROUND 3AM WITH THE NOISE FROM THEIR MEGAPHONES.. DRUMMING SO LOUD DURING WORSHIP THAT IT DISTURBS THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
FORCING ME TO TAKE THEIR PAMPHLETS AND EVEN STICKING IT ON MY DOOR OR SLIDING IT THROUGH IF IM NOT AROUND.
I FIND THEM IN COMMUTER BUSES, PREACHING AND SPRAYING US PASSENGERS WITH SALIVA AS THEY RANT ABOUT THEIR CRAPPY FATHER IN THE SKY AND ALL HIS BULLSHYT.
THEIR GIRLS DON'T WANNA DATE OR MARRY ME, BECAUSE I DON'T ATTEND THEIR PARTICULAR CHURCH CUZ THEIR PASTOR MADE THAT RULE, AND ANYONE WHO GOES AGAINST THE RULES WILL DIE AND GO TO HELL. IMAGINE THAT SHITTINESS. undecided

COME TO MY STREET ALL THE PROVISION SHOPS / KIOSKS HAVE BEEN CONVERTED TO WORSHIP JOINTS, OR EXTORTION UNITS RATHER. SINGLE SHOPS ARE NOW CALLED "THE HOUSE OF GOD", SOME HAVING JUST 8 TO 9 MEMBERS, MOSTLY THE PASTORS FAMILY.... ALL KIOSKS PREACHING DIFFERENTLY IN THE NAME OF THE SAME GOD.. WHY SHOULD I TAKE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY?? undecided

Y'ALL CAN WORSHIP AND PRAISE HIM ALL YOU LIKE, BUT INTERFERING WITH PEOPLES ACTIVITIES IS SO UNJUST AND DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Ranchhoddas: 9:56am On Sep 27, 2016
I am pretty sure you aren't cracked up!

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by DoctorAlien(m): 11:18am On Sep 27, 2016
"Atheists spend 90% of their time discussing religion and GOD. One must then ask: are they really atheists or are they theologians?" -DoctorAlien

"There is no difference between atheists and a primary 6 pupil who continues to reiterate that quantum physics is a delusion." -DoctorAlien

"Atheists exist because the Bible has to be true in Psa. 14:1. For it cannot be that fools will cease to exist." -DoctorAlien

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by raphieMontella: 1:04pm On Sep 27, 2016
winner01:
They hardly loose their minds like 95% atheists. You can check facebook, instagram, youtube for the proof you need.
you're joking right?
Ex-muslims plague shvt out of muhammed..dont even go there..
The 95% is insignificant...islamic atheism is on the rise..
Calling 95% percent...i hope you know leaving islam usually has a death warrant?
In tunishia...atheist bars...asin common bars are closed down due to islamic beliefs..many muslims are closet atheists...its just that death warrant...when muslim morals change like christians did...muslims will deconvert like hell




Bros, Nothing has been done in the name of atheism on arts, literature and other sane relevancies..
If I start to mention the names of christian nobel prize winners, you go tire. Atheists do not even begin to move close in number.
However, they did not do it in the name of christianity.
This is not to say we dont have things done in the atheism.
give me an example of arts and literature done in the name of christianity,,because i dont understand you...

We have things like the Organisation of American atheist, Atheist mega churches, League of militant atheists, etc IN THE NAME OF ATHEISM.
Google is your friend ehn. Arts and christianity.
If you can have atheist organizations, churches or terror groups, then you can have arts and literature done in the name of atheism. Unfortunately, I dont see any.
tarrrh...none?
Heard of simeone de beauvoir's revolutionary feminist book ''THE SECOND SEX''?
Kazimierz Łyszczyński's treatise?
Jean paul sartre?
Richards francis burton's exploration for ?
georg christoph litchenberg?
Percy Bysshe Shelley works?

I dont understand...
The works of these people were from their atheism


I tire oo. Whenever we launch attacks with this, you say its belief vs. disbelief and not atheism vs christianity. Whenever we dance to your tune and mention non-christians, you revise your tactics and say it must strictly be christian.
You must make up yo' mind bruh
you should make up your mind on your god first


If I was asked to fill a questionaire, and indicate:
Religious
Not religious.
Ill obviously tick not religious, cos i'm not.
then in that case...buddhism isnt a religion...because its a walk with karma or something...
Agreed?



The issue is, what percentage of the world are atheists. Please dont side with irreligion on this one. lol
agreed..
Tho agnostical atheists and agnostics would prefer to be called irreligious...they are ironically atheists...
Definition of atheism is the problem here...
For me its a state of ''lack of belief''..not no God...

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 3:35pm On Sep 27, 2016
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FOR ME, YOUR BASTARD FRIENDS ALWAYS COME TO MY DOOR TO SHOW ME THE BIGGEST FORM OF STUPID.

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THEY TELL ME TO JOIN THEM IN PRAYERS, AND BEFORE I AGREE OR DISAGREE THEY'VE STARTED TO SPEAK IN MEANINGLESS TONGUES.. SOMETHING NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. NOT EVEN A MAD PERSON DOES THAT.
I'd like to know where you live. undecided
Before you agree? Really?
So you mean you have no choice in the matterundecided


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THEY DISTURB MY PEACE WHERE EVER THEY FIND ME, WAKING ME FROM SLEEPING AROUND 3AM WITH THE NOISE FROM THEIR MEGAPHONES.. DRUMMING SO LOUD DURING WORSHIP THAT IT DISTURBS THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.
Have you tried discussing with the pastors or the local government on this. There are better ways than coming to the internet to express your lives frustrations.


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FORCING ME TO TAKE THEIR PAMPHLETS AND EVEN STICKING IT ON MY DOOR OR SLIDING IT THROUGH IF IM NOT AROUND.
They force you to take their pamphlets? How old are you? 12?

I receive pamphlets regularly from muslims, jehovas witness, night parties, I dont even read them. Are you under a spell to collect or read whatever is given to you?undecided


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I FIND THEM IN COMMUTER BUSES, PREACHING AND SPRAYING US PASSENGERS WITH SALIVA AS THEY RANT ABOUT THEIR CRAPPY FATHER IN THE SKY AND ALL HIS BULLSHYT.
Address the issue at the location instead of coming here to cry. Speak for yourself, not the passengers.
Ranting is what you're doing right now.


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THEIR GIRLS DON'T WANNA DATE OR MARRY ME, BECAUSE I DON'T ATTEND THEIR PARTICULAR CHURCH CUZ THEIR PASTOR MADE THAT RULE, AND ANYONE WHO GOES AGAINST THE RULES WILL DIE AND GO TO HELL. IMAGINE THAT SHITTINESS. undecided
Their girls dont marry you and this makes you angry. With this rage in you, would you allow your daughter marry a christianundecided

Does the pastor decide on those who go to heaven?
If so, can you back it with scripturesundecided



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COME TO MY STREET ALL THE PROVISION SHOPS / KIOSKS HAVE BEEN CONVERTED TO WORSHIP JOINTS, OR EXTORTION UNITS RATHER. SINGLE SHOPS ARE NOW CALLED "THE HOUSE OF GOD", SOME HAVING JUST 8 TO 9 MEMBERS, MOSTLY THE PASTORS FAMILY.... ALL KIOSKS PREACHING DIFFERENTLY IN THE NAME OF THE SAME GOD.. WHY SHOULD I TAKE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY?? undecided
You can lead by example by constructing science laboratories or reason factories. lol. At least if all the atheists in Nigeria got to work, we would know y'all mean buisness. Not all this hate motivated rants.
Those who are making moves are theists. Y'all need to work, not talk.


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Y'ALL CAN WORSHIP AND PRAISE HIM ALL YOU LIKE, BUT INTERFERING WITH PEOPLES ACTIVITIES IS SO UNJUST AND DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
Which people? majority of these so called "people" are theists. Speak for yourself.

Plus, what do you mean by unjust? Is there a universal code guiding what is just and unjust? Can you tell me what i'm missing.



raphieMontella:

you're joking right?
Ex-muslims plague shvt out of muhammed..dont even go there..
The 95% is insignificant...islamic atheism is on the rise..
Calling 95% percent...i hope you know leaving islam usually has a death warrant?
In tunishia...atheist bars...asin common bars are closed down due to islamic beliefs..many muslims are closet atheists...its just that death warrant...when muslim morals change like christians did...muslims will deconvert like hell
But research has shown that atheism is dying and the number of its adherents has been predicted to fall over the next 10 years.

If Islam is standing on the rights of individuals to express their freedom of speech, is it not more dangerous than christianity? Talkless of the ever vibrant jihadi groups springing up all over the world and causing terror by the day?

Why then is your life focused on combating christianity? Do you even know the meaning of humanism?
Should atheists not wage a nore urgent war against idologies vibrantly restricting human rights?
Do you people care about the evils of religion or are y'all just mad at christianity because its most likely accurate?


raphieMontella:

give me an example of arts and literature done in the name of christianity,,because i dont understand you...

tarrrh...none?
Heard of simeone de beauvoir's revolutionary feminist book ''THE SECOND SEX''?
Kazimierz Łyszczyński's treatise?
Jean paul sartre?
Richards francis burton's exploration for ?
georg christoph litchenberg?
Percy Bysshe Shelley works?

I dont understand...
The works of these people were from their atheism
Ill appreciate if you could give me the specific names of those works done on or for atheism, and not just the names of prominent late atheists.
I look forward to your answer so I can educate myself, thanks.

I dont know a tenth of christian arts and literature, but here are some:
The Last Supper by Leonardo da Vinci
The Creation of Adam by Michelangelo
Madonna del Prato (also known as Madonna of the Meadow) by Raphael
Salome with the Head of Saint John the Baptist by Bernardino Luini
San Zaccaria Altarpiece by Giovanni Bellini
The Wedding at Cana by Paolo Veronese
Good Shepherd from the Catacomb of Calixtus.
Pesaro Madonna by Titian
The Last Judgment by Hieronymus Bosch
The Tower of Babel by Pieter Bruegel the Elder
The Book of Durrow
The Lichfield Gospels
The High Cross Sculpture
The Echternach Gospels
The Gatehouse of the Lorsch Monastery
The School of Athens by Raphael
The Palatine Chapel
The Church of St Cyriakus at Gernrode
Bamberg Cathedral
The Lindisfarne Gospels
The stunning Book of Kells
Cathach of St. Columba
Christ among His Apostles, Catacomb of Domitilla.
Godescalc Evangelistary
The Utrecht Psalter
The Grandval Bible
The Sarchophargus series
Christian Byzantine art
The diptych panel paintings
The Virgin Hodegetria
St Peter
St Michael
The Holy Virgin of Vladimir
Madonna of Don Icon
Mother of God Hodigitria
Christ Treading on the Lion

Please for Christs sake help your self here
Source
Source2
source3
source4
I hope this helps.

You can also look up christian architecture, music, literature etc and the effect of christianity on the world during the medieval ages.

raphieMontella:

you should make up your mind on your god first
Right after you make up your mind on who you spend your whole life fighting


raphieMontella:

then in that case...buddhism isnt a religion...because its a walk with karma or something...
Agreed?
You can call it a walk with budhha for all i care.
I have a relationship with God. I dont believe in religious practices or rituals.


raphieMontella:

agreed..
Tho agnostical atheists and agnostics would prefer to be called irreligious...they are ironically atheists...
Definition of atheism is the problem here...
For me its a state of ''lack of belief''..not no God...
Thank God you said "For me". I appreciate you trying to redefine atheism, However Your opinion is irrelevant.

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 4:26pm On Sep 27, 2016
21. Ladies and gents, we have a new evolution chart. grin
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22. Imagine Ifeness called a meeting which included hahn, cloudgoddess and Mark Zuckerberggrin
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Mark sorry oo. Its because you dont share their hate. grin









23. Greatest question ever. If you say life came from dead matter, why dont you believe life can proceed right after death
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24. Atheists be like: "The universe is self existent, no external force required. lol.
Great logic, innit?
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25. Atheists be like: We are not angry, we are just clearing misconceptions.
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26. Religion is the sane, naah, its different. You better make up yo' mind grinwww.nairaland.com/attachments/4284745_screengrab20160925011715edit_jpegcff5e7879badb4924f3e726b3167e3c6








27. Me: The problem of Nigeria is corruption, misuse of power, mismanagement of funds, poverty, vandalism of govt. property, Poor productive capacity, looting of public funds, illiteracy, ignorance etc.
Atheists: The problem of Nigeria is religion
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28. Atheists are more open-minded. lol.
All we have is here and now. lol
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29. The way you feep about Zeus or Brahma, thats the way I feel about your God. lol
Who is deluded? grin
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30. Atheists, when they realize they are terribly outnumbered, they try to invite agnostics to their camp. What the hell is agnostic atheist, its like saying Sure unsure.
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31. Winner01, you dont listen. Atheism is not a thing, its a lack of belief.
Me: grin
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32. At the end of the day, they need help. We can be that help.

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33. But on a more serious note:
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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 5:00pm On Sep 27, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I am pretty sure you aren't cracked up!
You have no idea mehn.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Nobody: 5:02pm On Sep 27, 2016
Only fool says in his heart, “There is no God.” Psalm 14:1.

A complete fool indeed undecided
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 7:15pm On Sep 27, 2016
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Zellie: 7:28pm On Sep 27, 2016
You're obsessed. Why do you spend so much time creating threads like this, and then accuse atheists of losing their minds over Christianity, when you're doing exactly the same thing. One might think you're trying to convince yourself God exists . Anyway, I wish you goodluck in your quest

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Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 7:41pm On Sep 27, 2016
Zellie:
You're obsessed. It's like youre trying to convince yourself God exists.
How about atheists who opened threads on religion today, have you told them this? undecided
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by Busayorafael(m): 7:45pm On Sep 27, 2016
Winner01 is a clown. I don't think anybody should take him seriously.
And BTW, you all encouraging him are not helping him at all.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by winner01(m): 7:49pm On Sep 27, 2016
Busayorafael:
Winner01 is a clown. I don't think anybody should take him seriously.

And BTW, you all encouraging him are not helping him at all.
lol. grin grin
Ok.
Re: 10 Reasons Atheists Crack Me Up. by onetrack(m): 8:11pm On Sep 27, 2016
I object to your characterization of atheists! I am the most agreeable person you have ever met. Just look at this:

Jews say that Christians and Muslims are wrong
Christians say that Jews and Muslims are wrong
Muslims say that Jews and Christians are wrong.
I agree with all of them! grin cool

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