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Father Explains Condoms To Son by olunifemi(f): 7:16pm On Dec 22, 2006 |
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March, " |
Re: Father Explains Condoms To Son by angelz(f): 4:30pm On Dec 23, 2006 |
Really? |
Re: Father Explains Condoms To Son by frankiriri(m): 8:08am On Jan 27, 2007 |
:d :d |
Re: Father Explains Condoms To Son by frankiriri(m): 8:14am On Jan 27, 2007 |
:d :d |
Re: Father Explains Condoms To Son by zenus(m): 5:46pm On Sep 18, 2009 |
ha ha ha |
Re: Father Explains Condoms To Son by 4llerbe(m): 12:44am On Sep 19, 2009 |
spot on!!!!! u gotta feel for the chumps anyway. na me 1 woman go dey do timetable 4 bedroom 4? tseewwww mo jeri ara mi naw, when i no get pause for mouth or J.T. igboro ma daru ni!!!! but @ poster it seems that ur the married man in dis story abi? eeeeh yaa!!!! pele!, sorry! |
Re: Father Explains Condoms To Son by CrazyMan(m): 1:19am On Sep 19, 2009 |
Not bad. |
Re: Father Explains Condoms To Son by bydot1(m): 5:13am On Sep 19, 2009 |
vry dull |
Re: Father Explains Condoms To Son by busybody20: 5:25am On Sep 19, 2009 |
by.dot: heheheheee but not as dull as u |
Re: Father Explains Condoms To Son by CuteAngel(f): 8:31am On Sep 19, 2009 |
very dryyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
Re: Father Explains Condoms To Son by bydot1(m): 12:59am On Sep 20, 2009 |
Re: Father Explains Condoms To Son by Olamiplenty(f): 8:17am On Nov 27, 2013 |
The father is really suffering |
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